Last year we had Christmas is Fucked
.
It told the truth about Santa Claus being an alien bent on our demolishment, with all the mall Santas being his sleeper cell units as they and their demons (reindeer) wreaked the countryside, only pausing to let the insanely voraciosu sexual appetite of Santa run roughshod over Mrs. Claus (surprisingly not an alien).
The aliens were sent away, but it wasn't the last we would hear of them.
Santa is back with his legions and his scorn is firmly planted on Arbor Day. And the human race. He will have an army of mythical creatures in his throng. It will not be pretty.
This CD will chronicle the tale, and it will be available in December.
The title track should arrive this week.
.It told the truth about Santa Claus being an alien bent on our demolishment, with all the mall Santas being his sleeper cell units as they and their demons (reindeer) wreaked the countryside, only pausing to let the insanely voraciosu sexual appetite of Santa run roughshod over Mrs. Claus (surprisingly not an alien).
The aliens were sent away, but it wasn't the last we would hear of them.
Santa is back with his legions and his scorn is firmly planted on Arbor Day. And the human race. He will have an army of mythical creatures in his throng. It will not be pretty.
This CD will chronicle the tale, and it will be available in December.
The title track should arrive this week.
