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Sammy Sosa is a white man

post #1 of 17
11/9/09 at 7:31pm
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Claims it is just a side effect of skin rejuvenation. What the what?! That doctor must have taken a cheese grater to his face to do away that much skin pigmentation.

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post #2 of 17
11/9/09 at 7:37pm
Jesus Christ.
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post #3 of 17
11/9/09 at 7:37pm
Jesus, I can't unsee that. He's got the uncanny valley of real human eyes. Freaky.
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post #4 of 17
11/9/09 at 7:37pm
Just don't let him near my kids.
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post #5 of 17
11/9/09 at 7:39pm
He looks like John Krasinski with Downs.
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post #6 of 17
11/9/09 at 7:54pm
The man is turning into Desi Arnaz before our very eyes!
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post #7 of 17
11/9/09 at 8:08pm
If we need a Zombie/Vampire Power Hitter..we know where to go
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post #8 of 17
11/9/09 at 8:40pm
Mirror...MIRROR!
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post #9 of 17
11/9/09 at 9:05pm
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post #10 of 17
11/9/09 at 10:33pm
Seems to be taking MJ's death pretty hard.
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post #11 of 17
11/9/09 at 10:44pm
You guys have all seen Fallen, right? It's just transferred bodies! "TIIIIIME, IS ON MY SIIIIDE..."
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post #12 of 17
11/9/09 at 11:15pm
It's sad to see the guy is going through what appears to be Michael Jackson's disease. I wish any sickness on no one including him, but other than that, fuck him.
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post #13 of 17
11/10/09 at 12:40pm
Doesn't vitilligo or however the fuck you spell it affect the skin in splotches, not all-over, uniform vampireness?
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post #14 of 17
11/10/09 at 12:48pm
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Yeah, he doesn't have that. Sosa's admitted to doing this on purpose. He also wears green contacts now.
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post #15 of 17
11/10/09 at 12:53pm
"He can't believe it is such a big deal."

Really? Hard to believe that people would find it kind of odd that a dark skinned brown eyed Dominican has suddenly become the focus of Lo-Pan's affections?
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post #16 of 17
11/10/09 at 1:19pm
Who cares about his skin color? Check out his wife's rack. Damn!
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post #17 of 17
11/10/09 at 1:36pm
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Originally Posted by Timothy Q View Post
"He can't believe it is such a big deal."

Really? Hard to believe that people would find it kind of odd that a dark skinned brown eyed Dominican has suddenly become the focus of Lo-Pan's affections?
"I will sacrifice Ms. Law, and live out my earthly pleasures with Slammin' Sammy!"

Holy shit, green box for you, sir.
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