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Sarah Palin: Going Rogue!

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Haha so much hilarious shit to post so I'll stick to my favorite:

"One of the whackiest claims Sarah Palin makes in her new book is that she agreed to her disastrous interview with Katie Couric — a central event during Campaign 2008 — because a top McCain aide told her Couric had low self esteem, leading Palin to take pity on the CBS anchor."

“It’s not true,” the McCain adviser I just reached said, laughing heartily at the claim. “It’s ridiculous.”

From THIS article
post #2 of 225
I want to read this book.

Difficulty: I don't want to be seen with it.
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I want to read this book.

Difficulty: I don't want to be seen with it.


Use the dust jacket from something that will make you appear a tad bit less foolish.
post #4 of 225
The combined foolishness of Going Rogue within a Klingon Hamlet dust jacket would cause the universe to implode. And I wouldn't want to know what kind of awful nightmares that would lead to... Ok, I would, Jake do it and report back to us.
post #5 of 225
Would shoplifting be the morally right choice if you want to read Palin's book? I want to read her ghostwriter's book but I don't want her to get royalties from me. Lots of gray area there.
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Dynamo - check it out from a public library. You're not paying for it and you're supporting a filthy socialist institution that only exists to spread liberal propaganda and bleed the taxpayers dry. Somewhere in Alaska, Palin will break into a cold, cold sweat and she won't know why.
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Dynamo - check it out from a public library. You're not paying for it and you're supporting a filthy socialist institution that only exists to spread liberal propaganda and bleed the taxpayers dry. Somewhere in Alaska, Palin will break into a cold, cold sweat and she won't know why.
Theoretically, if you're checking it out from your local public library, you ARE paying for it, just not directly. Of course, you're paying for it whether you read it or not.
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Theoretically, if you're checking it out from your local public library, you ARE paying for it, just not directly. Of course, you're paying for it whether you read it or not.
Both literally and figuratively.
post #9 of 225
So does this mean that Palin will be going off the grid now? Jason Bourne style?
post #10 of 225
Download it to iTunes and then keep your Nano in your pocket! Problem solved, hilarity ensues.
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Both literally and figuratively.
True dat.
post #12 of 225
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More Palin on Couric action!

From a great HuffPro article:

The toughest words, in the end, are saved for Katie Couric, the CBS anchor whose interviews with Palin became a major embarrassment for the McCain campaign. As Palin writes:

"Though Katie edited out substantive answers, she dutifully kept in the moments where I wore my annoyance on my sleeve.... There was much Katie appeared not to know, or care to hear about."

[snip]

"But Katie wasn't interested in discussing these issues. And when I did, she didn't air them. Instead, when I tried to describe frequent Russian incursions by figuratively referring to Vladimir Putin entering our airspace, CBS researched the Russian leader's actual flight over the United States and called my statement inaccurate. And when I referenced Alaska's narrow maritime border to describe our close proximity to other nations, CBS reported that the Coast Guard monitored the border and not the governor."

[snip]

"But Katie's purpose - shared by most media types - seemed to be to frame a 'gotcha' moment. And it worked. Instead of my scoring points for John McCain, I knew that I had let the team down."

[snip]

"I don't think she really wanted to hear my answer because she interrupted me five times as I tried to give it. The badgering had begun. This is really annoying me, I thought. Then she asked me about abortion and the morning-after pill twelve times. Twelve different times."

[snip]

"I answered as graciously and as patiently as I could. Each time, I reiterated my pro-life, pro-woman, pro-adoption position. But no matter how many ways I tried to say it, Katie responded by asking her question again in a slightly different way. I began to feel like I was in the movie Groundhog Day."

Palin's anger towards Couric became so consuming that even when recounting a wholly different campaign controversy -- the $150,000 in clothes purchased for her by the RNC -- she felt compelled to go back and take a swipe at the CBS anchor.

Katie Couric even weighed in on the trumped-up 'controversy,' writing: 'There aren't a lot of Joe Six-packs out there who can drop six figures on a new wardrobe, so Gov. Sarah Palin's $150,000 shopping spree seems excessive to some people."


This is especially ironic coming from Katie, whose own stylists, the B Team was told, was part of the team the campaign hired to do the convention shopping before I even arrived.

To learn who else is on Palin's Enemies list, just click HERE
post #13 of 225
The Daily Show needs to book Couric immediately.
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The Daily Show needs to book Couric immediately.
Maybe, but I would also love to see them book Palin.
post #15 of 225
Yeah, because when anyone thinks of a hard-hitting journalist, they immediately think of Katie Couric. I read rudepundit.blogspot.org pretty often, & he wrote a hilarious piece right after Palin resigned her governorship & blamed much of her decision on unfair treatment by the eeeeevil media. Here's a choice bit:
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Whether or not Bill and Hillary Clinton had Vince Foster murdered was discussed on mainstream news channels, not just dismissed as sheer madness. Elected Republicans made jokes about Chelsea Clinton's awkward adolescent looks. And when someone investigates Sarah Palin and talks about the shape of her vagina and how she sucks a dick, then we can even begin to talk about who is treated unfairly. It wasn't just some cranky-ass blogger. It was the way the national media functioned: as a nonstop Clinton attack machine. The Clintons fucking took it all, like Rocky against Apollo Creed, man, in Rocky II.

And all this shit was even before blogs existed. What kind of fucktarded shitstorm would have cycloned through the nutzoid right and the 24-hour news networks, desperately trying to fill time until the world ends, if blogs had been around? Oh, right, ask Barack and Michelle Obama about birth certificates, Bill Ayers, and secret Muslim terrorist agendas.
http://rudepundit.blogspot.com/2009/...hat-badly.html
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The Daily Show needs to book Couric immediately.
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Maybe, but I would also love to see them book Palin.
Hell, they should book 'em both at the same time. They'd be shitting Emmys from dusk to dawn.
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Hell, they should book 'em both at the same time. They'd be shitting Emmys from dusk to dawn.
Fuck that. They should go on a world tour and do live re-enactments of the interview, Buffalo Bill and Sitting Bull style. They'd make billions.
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I read rudepundit.blogspot.org pretty often, & he wrote a hilarious piece right after Palin resigned her governorship & blamed much of her decision on unfair treatment by the eeeeevil media.
Also, in remembering what I can from my somewhat longtime on this Earth, there were numerous not-so-nice jokes made about Amy Carter's looks, and Billy Carter's hillbilly nature. One of Nixon's daughters and FDR's wife also got lots of jokes made at the expense of their looks. It happens, Sarah. When you open your life to politics, and you're kind of a kook, expect people to shine a spotlight on that. Governing a state that holds about 1% of the total US population allows you to duck and cover a lot, but when you announce you're running for VP, get ready for the fucking Bat Signal to be shined into your house.

And yeah, it's the ol' Weekly World News, but check this out if she thinks the media is completely biased against Republicans.
post #19 of 225
From that Huffpo article:

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"At one point in the book, Palin recalls ridiculing Hillary Clinton for complaining about her treatment in the press. 'I wasn't really accusing her of whining,' Palin writes."
Palin: Hillary Clinton's 'Whining' Turned Me Off

Sarah Palin Flashback: "Whining" about Media Coverage Bothers Me

Did Palin Call Hillary Clinton A Whiner?

For pete's sake.

It's been clear since the get-go that this woman has a problem with the concept of 'truth,' but I'm never less than astonished by her ability to flat-out lie without seeming to care about the ease involved in fact-checking her.
post #20 of 225
You still don't get it. Real america doesn't need the Truth or facts. They've got their guts. Stephen Colbert can explain.
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At this point, I think it's safe to say she's taken Pat Buchanan's crown.
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Wow, I don’t believe I’m typing this, but that’s totally unfair... to Pat Buchanan.
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This person was on the ticket of a major political party in a presidential election. Just let that sink in.

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Originally Posted by MissZooey View Post
Dynamo - check it out from a public library. You're not paying for it and you're supporting a filthy socialist institution that only exists to spread liberal propaganda and bleed the taxpayers dry. Somewhere in Alaska, Palin will break into a cold, cold sweat and she won't know why.
In this day and age, I can't tell if that article is sarcastic or not. I just can't.

On topic: That Klingon Hamlet cover cracked my shit up.
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Originally Posted by Clarence Boddicker View Post
This person was on the ticket of a major political party in a presidential election. Just let that sink in.

Gosh, givin' up the chaw fer a whole day? That there's some sacrificin' goin' on dontcha know!

I ain't seen such a home-spun all-American gal since darn near forever I reckon! You're darn tootin'!
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Wow, I don’t believe I’m typing this, but that’s totally unfair... to Pat Buchanan.
Agreed, Buchanan is at the very least a highly intelligent person. Palin is not.
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Gosh, givin' up the chaw fer a whole day? That there's some sacrificin' goin' on dontcha know!

I ain't seen such a home-spun all-American gal since darn near forever I reckon! You're darn tootin'!
And the people who love her are going to eat that crap up.
post #28 of 225
I thought Tracker was their kid with downs. It made that portion of the book much funnier.
post #29 of 225
That excerpt sounds totally scripted, like it was from Palin's syndicated-on-TBS sitcom.
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Originally Posted by Clarence Boddicker View Post
This person was on the ticket of a major political party in a presidential election. Just let that sink in.

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"That was a big darn deal."
I think I just threw up in my mouth. Like, a lot.

That person was almost one missed heartbeat away from being President of the United States of America. If that doesn't horrify you, then I don't know what to say.
post #31 of 225
Over/under on this fucking thing outselling the latest Dan Brown thing?
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Over/under on this fucking thing outselling the latest Dan Brown thing?
I'd guess that Dan Brown appeals to more than 30% of the American people.
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Over/under on this fucking thing outselling the latest Dan Brown thing?
I know Townhall.com must have bought a shit ton of these in bulk because they are giving a copy away for joining the site. I imagine similar deals were struck with other major right wing organizations. As for individual sales, I imagine it will do relatively well. Will the book be actually read by most people who buy the book? Thats the more interesting question to ask.
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Over/under on this fucking thing outselling the latest Dan Brown thing?
I can only speak for myself, but I'd rather have the entire text of The Lost Symbol carved into my skin than read one chapter of Palin's book.
post #35 of 225
Sarah Palin is unsure why Bill O'Reilly brings up her lack of experience and never questioned how much experience Joe Biden has.

But the REAL joy is her answer to the "are you experienced/intelligent/etc enough to handle being President" question asked in the middle. The rambling run-on non-answer she gives is like a crash course in deluded crazy. can almost see Bill's eyes glaze over at the 2:15 mark in the clip.
post #36 of 225
I work at a Barnes and Noble now, and part of our employee discount is being able to "check out" hardcovers for 2 weeks without paying for them. This hot box of crazy is first up. (With Audacity to Win as a chaser.)
post #37 of 225
The most frightening thing about her isn't her demeanor. It's not her homespun provincial myopia. It's not her "Angel Gang" family. It's not even her right-wing theocratic simpleton nature. It's the fact that so many people can be drawn to her.

An intelligent person can see right through her and the persona they're working hard to craft of her. And sure, the informed sentiment around these parts that she just isn't as much of a threat or that she's not capable of grabbing the brass ring is certainly encouraging. She can still be a tenacious remora, however.

The question is why is she still so appealing to so many folks. And can that be carefully parlayed into a better position?

And her book? Christ, it's as awful as you may have guessed. Burned through it in two days on a bet. I'm going to draw a parallel that will rankle some net geeks so keep your "Godwin" bullshit under your shirt. The book has the same flavor as Mein Kampf. She portrays herself as a misunderstood victim who labors for everyone's good despite being shunted by an elitist caste. She's provincial, ignorant and not as accomplished as she believes herself to be. Like the Austrian corporal, she knows how to push deep-seated irrational buttons in the right demographics and wraps it in a misrepresentation of her own nation's history. Of course, she doesn't lay her troubles at the door of a worldwide Jew conspiracy. Her paranoiac aversion to socialism, however, comes from the same dark spring as any "poisoned well" lunacy.

She's trouble and only the severely ambivalent person would write her off as a harmless rube. Her danger comes from the rare confluence of the intelligent among us and the ones drawn to her.

For an insight on that, we'd have to ask someone who that fits. ElCapitan.
post #38 of 225
First mention of small-town America: Page 1
First shot at the pro-choice people: Page 2
First badly written sentence: Page 5
First quaint childhood story that's supposed to be funny, but in fact shows how stupid she is: Page 6.
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First badly written sentence: Page 5
I'm shocked it took so long.
post #40 of 225
She's unemotionally and unremorsefully for the profiling of Muslim Americans'.

The Right goes after the "lamestream" (Palin's new word!) media for slobbering all over Obama, but Limbaugh, Hannity, and every other Right-wing talking head believes, unequivocally, that she's ready to be President.

She's a simple folk who blows the fuck out of animals, but Jimmy Carter was blasted for being 'just a peanut farmer'.

Unless some economic miracle happens, Obama will NOT be re elected and three years is plenty enough for the majority of the public to be drawn to Palin's cult-esque fan base.

Who else could be the GOP nominee: Romney has already fucked himself with his implementation of the 'socialistic' health care program in Mass., Huckabee, Gingrich? Jindall -- America already knows they're not going to vote for another black, and surely not a "sand nigger".

For those who don't believe Palin is a real threat are fooling themselves.
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For those who don't believe Palin is a real threat are fooling themselves.
No we're not.
post #42 of 225
Yeah. Again, I'm aware of the bad crazy coming from this woman, but she's not dangerous until she shows signs of winning elections. Which she hasn't done in any way whatsoever so far. Even candidates she endorses are failures.
post #43 of 225
The jes' folks stuff and the anti-intellectualism in this book already on display are astounding. She'll take nearly any opportunity to follow up a story from her childhood with a crack at or a tie back to some easy target. I'm on page 15, and she's already added feminists and the ACLU to her bingo card.
post #44 of 225
LAWL.

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Teabaggers just aren’t happy about anything these days. I guess the Noblesville, Indiana Going Rogue book signing didn’t go very well yesterday because 300* or so of the 1000 people with wristbands were asked not to tread on Sarah Palin and then she tried to make a getaway with Baby Trig and several duffel bags full of cash but wingnuts have learned to protest about everything these days, so they were having none of it. This is the best thing you will see about horrible, horrible Sarah Palin on the internets all day and until the end of time.
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The jes' folks stuff and the anti-intellectualism in this book already on display are astounding. She'll take nearly any opportunity to follow up a story from her childhood with a crack at or a tie back to some easy target. I'm on page 15, and she's already added feminists and the ACLU to her bingo card.
I think you may have hit upon the only real use for this book: fodder for a couple of rounds of bingo. Or a really quick drinking game. Build a bingo website around the book and you'll be an internet superstar for at least 10 minutes!

Also, this book will smash all Dan Brown sales records. Some right wing blogs are planning to do what the Scientologists do to get Hubbard's books on the bestseller lists: buy multiple copies each. And there are some magazines out there that give you the book for free as part of signing up, or charge as little as 4 bucks for the book! How is poor Dan Brown supposed to compete with that unless he creates a book that recants everything he spewed out in The Davinci Code???!??!?! HOW ARE ANY OF US SUPPOSED TO COMPETE??!!?!!
post #46 of 225
Oh lordy. "Bible Spice"! Gotta use that.
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That's heartbreaking. I mean to stand in line for over 8 hours in the cold and rain and only get a sticker with a photocopy of Sarah's sig is just amazingly cruel, not to mention stupid. Doesn't she realize that the only thing she has going for her is the supposed "advocate of the common man" thing? Without that, what does she have?

Oh well.

And to the guy who's scared of Sarah Palin getting elected one day, I will say that while I'll never rule it out (George W Bush), it seems unlikely she can even last the primary season let alone the general. There's just no there there with her.
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That's heartbreaking. I mean to stand in line for over 8 hours in the cold and rain and only get a sticker with a photocopy of Sarah's sig is just amazingly cruel, not to mention stupid.
Meh. When most of the political philosophy to which you subscribe basically endorses selfishness under the "what's mine is mine and screw everyone else" flag, don't be surprised when the privileged figureheads of your political philosophy tend to not give a fuck about you.
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And to the guy who's scared of Sarah Palin getting elected one day, I will say that while I'll never rule it out (George W Bush), it seems unlikely she can even last the primary season let alone the general. There's just no there there with her.
I'll still keep my passport active just in case.
post #50 of 225
On the one hand, it's laughable that these people took time off from work and stood up to 11 hours in the rain to get her to sign a book.

On the other, it's scary that these people took time off from work and stood up to 11 hours in the rain to get her to sign a book.

That's a blind following that just might vote for her regardless of how she screws up.
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