Just stumbled upon this. The article itself isn't that interesting. Except for this:
1935?! We had moving pictures and automobiles and telephones before splinter-free toilet paper. We learned that Man could fly before we had splinter-free toilet paper. Think about that for a second.
Jesus Christ! Imagine this... seriously, picture it in your mind.... You drop a deuce. A big, hot, monster. Maybe you were unfortunate enough to have just eaten a volcano burrito. Your ass is already on fire. Now you have shards of wood buried deep around your ASSHOLE! How do you look your wife in the eye and ask her to tweez out a culo splinter?
I can't even go on with this. It's too horrifying to even think about!
Quote:
| Even as late as 1935, advancement in bathroom technology was still pretty slow. Advertising for Northern Tissue boasted that its toilet paper was "Splinter-Free!" |
Jesus Christ! Imagine this... seriously, picture it in your mind.... You drop a deuce. A big, hot, monster. Maybe you were unfortunate enough to have just eaten a volcano burrito. Your ass is already on fire. Now you have shards of wood buried deep around your ASSHOLE! How do you look your wife in the eye and ask her to tweez out a culo splinter?
I can't even go on with this. It's too horrifying to even think about!
