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Where do prostitutes keep their money?

post #1 of 24
11/19/09 at 2:13am
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In the busy world of sex tourism, where do prostitutes keep their money? A busy pimp with many ladies on the block can't make money drops for all of them. It's a busy night and the ladies aren't wearing that much. Accidents can happen and a mack can lose his loot due to some whore's mistake.

Where do/can prostitutes keep their money? They don't wear a lot of clothing and they have an active working lifestyle. I just can't figure out the dynamics of financial storage in this regard.
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post #2 of 24
11/19/09 at 2:35am
DUH! In their vagina. There's plenty of room in there. I even think it's like those wallets with the secret money clip fold.
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post #3 of 24
11/19/09 at 2:50am
Stored away in their prosthetic leg or stitched up under their wigs. Vagina storage is impractical, as that's a spot reserved for box-cutters and razor blades.
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post #4 of 24
11/19/09 at 3:02am
This feels like a setup for a cheap gag, so I'll provide one.

Answer: At the Savings & Moan.
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post #5 of 24
11/23/09 at 11:14pm
Some secret pocket within those over sized latex boots?
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post #6 of 24
11/23/09 at 11:17pm
I heard one that mailed all her money to herself after getting beat up and ripped off. Still she had to keep all the envelopes.
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post #7 of 24
11/24/09 at 7:25pm
I would imagine street prostitutes don't get too far with the money before the pimp comes a-callin'. It's part of the point of having a territory, not having to walk far to collect.

I would imagine. Y'know, just speaking hypothetically.
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post #8 of 24
11/24/09 at 7:32pm
I'll be the voice of reason - their purse. They need one one to carry their make up, so they can get dolled up before the next trick
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post #9 of 24
11/25/09 at 12:18am
We don't have time for your FACTS!
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post #10 of 24
11/25/09 at 9:24am
I always thought the Johns gave the money to Harvey Keitel.
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post #11 of 24
11/25/09 at 10:19am
The problem's not the money. The question is where do they keep that big electronic device thing for when I get to pay with credit card.
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post #12 of 24
11/25/09 at 7:56pm
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Originally Posted by PsycheOut00 View Post
The problem's not the money. The question is where do they keep that big electronic device thing for when I get to pay with credit card.
Not entirely related, but when I handled credit card accounts, this guy called up in a panic because his recent bill was littered with thousands, upon thousands of dollars in charges made at a strip club, hotel, and lingerie shop, and he was married. The guy was wailing, begging me to send out something that would "disguise the charges" or make it look like fraud or whatever since his wife had already seen the bill. That was of course, not systemically or legally possible, but this dude was desperate and grasping at anything that he could use to throw his wife of his scent. How fucking dumb do you have to be to use a credit card for all that stuff? When she opened up that bill it may as well have said: "Hey, honey, I'm totally fucking someone else."
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post #13 of 24
11/25/09 at 8:11pm
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Originally Posted by Greg Clark View Post
DUH! In their vagina. There's plenty of room in there. I even think it's like those wallets with the secret money clip fold.
QFT. I posted this in another thread. I worked through college doing graveyard shifts at a station that was in a particularly sketchy area of town.

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The second, and more disgusting story happened when one of the more truly repugnant hookers had apparently had a good night. This woman, in defiance of all laws of addiction, was probably pushing 3 bills in weight. She did however have the meth addict's complexion, and she was high as a kite when she walked in. She reached into her stretch pants and produced a damp $5 bill, which landed on the counter with an audible "plop."

For what seemed like a good 10 seconds all I could do is look from her bill to her cratered wasteland of a face, over which a smile was starting to spread.

"What exactly do you want me to do with that?" I said, as I tried in vain to back away farther than the cramped kiosk would allow. By now, the smell was hitting me in full force.

"Guess where that came from?" She slurred in what I could only assume she thought was a seductive growl. I was so dumbstruck I could only shake my head. "MY VERGINA!!!" she said with pride.

I politely informed her that there was no fucking way in the fiery bowels of hell that I would ever touch that bill and I asked her to leave. She tucked the bill back into her stretch pants and waddled away. I spent the rest of the evening hosing down the counter with every cleaning product I could find and wearing the rubber gloves I usually only put on to clean the bathroom.
Most of the working girls I met didn't carry a lot of cash. The money followed a pretty expedited path that ran something like John > Hooker > Drug Dealer.
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post #14 of 24
11/27/09 at 4:20pm
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
I'll be the voice of reason - their purse. They need one one to carry their make up, so they can get dolled up before the next trick
I forgot all about this thread.


Here's what started the question. I was watching Hookers at the Point and I noticed that a lot of the whores had small purses or fashion handbags. Tiny devices not meant to hold a lot of makeup, related items and tools of the sex trade.

Given their active lifestyle and the fact that such bags are prone to have malfunctions, the whore must have some sort of contingency for this. That is if they haven't forgone the purse already. So, where else would they put their money?
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post #15 of 24
11/30/09 at 8:22pm
Invested heavily in drugs, I'm certain
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post #16 of 24
11/30/09 at 8:40pm
They keep it in their prostitute laundry.
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post #17 of 24
12/1/09 at 7:19am
The mailing-it-to-themself option is actually a popular one.
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post #18 of 24
12/1/09 at 1:27pm
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Originally Posted by Jared Melton View Post
The mailing-it-to-themself option is actually a popular one.
I'm fascinated by this. Please expand.
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post #19 of 24
12/1/09 at 5:24pm
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The mailing-it-to-themself option is actually a popular one.
Like Back to the Future?
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post #20 of 24
12/7/09 at 11:47am
The money is transferred by a quasi-official government entity.

Purchase insurance in the amount of the value of the cash in the envelope and you've got the United States Post Office officially delivering postmarked and insured cash to your door.

And if they fuck up the delivery -- you make a claim against the insurance policy and the U.S. government is subsidizing prostitution.
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post #21 of 24
12/7/09 at 3:37pm
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Interesting. So, if a prostitute was brought up on charges...she could implicate the USPS as a partner?
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post #22 of 24
12/7/09 at 3:45pm
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Originally Posted by Jared Melton View Post
The money is transferred by a quasi-official government entity.

Purchase insurance in the amount of the value of the cash in the envelope and you've got the United States Post Office officially delivering postmarked and insured cash to your door.

And if they fuck up the delivery -- you make a claim against the insurance policy and the U.S. government is subsidizing prostitution.
Why the hell was that not in Freakanomics?
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post #23 of 24
6/23/10 at 12:28pm
Here's an interesting safe deposit box fo' ho's:

http://www.efukt.com/20723_Drug_Mule_In_Training.html

By the way, this is easily the best use of the THX Sound theme ever.
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post #24 of 24
6/26/10 at 5:09pm
A thread about how to rob a hooker. Awesome.
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