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Tiger Woods seriously injured in car accident

post #1 of 167
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http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=4693657

Reading the details, and hearing that charges are pending, sounds like he may have been drinking. He's in serious condition right now.
post #2 of 167
A Caddy? Isn't Buick his sponsor or are they done?
post #3 of 167
They said alcohol was not involved. So, that leaves pills, anger, and plain ol' stupidity.
post #4 of 167
Sweet Jesus, pulls out, hits a fire hydrant then a tree and is in serious condition and doing this under 30 miles per hour..how the hell does that happen?!
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I'm so tempted to make a comment about how he can drive down a fairway but not his own driveway, but I'm afraid that might offend people. It's always hard to tell around these parts.
post #6 of 167
Yeah, there a joke about being able to drive 300 yards, but I'm too hungover to come up with it.
post #7 of 167
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Sweet Jesus, pulls out, hits a fire hydrant then a tree and is in serious condition and doing this under 30 miles per hour..how the hell does that happen?!
Unless something happened to him before he hit the hydrant (heart attack). I have no emotional attachment to the guy but I really hate stories like this. At this point all we know is that it's "serious" which could mean about 1000 different things. Does anybody know if serious means life threatning?
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Does anybody know if serious means life threatning?
That Would be "critical".
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Brings up an interesting question though. Would this not be the most shocking death ever? Given that he is one of the top, say, 3 recognizable athletes in the world (maybe #1). A guy who has built his fortune and legend on extreme conditioning, focus, concentration, etc. dies because he can't back out of his driveway properly.
post #11 of 167
Ha Ha!

From TMZ:

Tiger Woods did not suffer facial lacerations from a car accident. They were inflicted by his wife, Elin Nordegren -- according to a conversation Woods had Friday after the accident.

Tiger has yet to be formally interviewed by the Florida Highway Patrol -- that should happen this afternoon. But we're told Tiger had a conversation Friday -- with a non-law enforcement type -- detailing what went down before his Escalade hit a fire hydrant.

We're told he said his wife had confronted him about reports that he was seeing another woman. The argument got heated and, according to our source, she scratched his face up. We're told it was then Woods beat a hasty retreat for his SUV -- but according to our source, Woods says his wife followed behind with a golf club. As Tiger drove away, she struck the vehicle several times with the club.

We're told Woods became "distracted," thought the vehicle was stopped, and looked to see what had happened. At that point the SUV hit the fire hydrant and then hit a tree
post #12 of 167
So.....your Tiger Woods, and the thought of running off and seeing another woman is a good idea? Well good luck with that sir!
post #13 of 167
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They're spinning it as Tiger's wife using the golf club to get him out of the car. Yeah, as in "If you don't get out of that car, I will beat you to death with this golf club."
post #14 of 167
If I was in that position I would be hitting every tree, dog house and fire hydrant to try and get away from the woman with the golf club.
post #15 of 167
He should go on Letterman.
post #16 of 167
Saw a pic of the fire hydrant. It's way too close to the driveway.
post #17 of 167
I'm no fan of his anyway. So, if this helps to tarnish his image, I'm all for that.

EDIT: I know that sounds bitter/evil, but whatever, I don't know the guy. He's just a character in the ongoing 24-7 national media Bread and Circus. It's like a real life soap opera, all these celebs we're supposed to care about. I'm sorry, but I for one do not care about Woods. I think golf is a stupid, boorish sport played by right wing white guys (for the most part) in exclusive women and minority hating country clubs. And Tiger has been perfectly happy to cosy up with them and make millions while he's at it. So, I'm happy for Tiger getting turned into someone we're all against or "not sure about" (as one CNN 'news' anchor put it last night). At least now the popular narrative of his life in the news will fit my own inner feelings about the man.

PS And I'm speaking about the PGA and LPGA, not just golf in general. Too many proposals to ban golfers who cannot speak english in the past few years have made their politics pretty darn clear.

PPS: My ultimate dream is that Tiger's falling star takes down golf's popularity entirely (a few years down the road, obviously).
post #18 of 167
So, when you're Tiger Woods, you can have your security tell the police you're not available to be interviewed, and send them away.

He's got the touch, he's got the power.
post #19 of 167
First of all, I must credit Rando with this gem yesterday when we were speculating about the incident:

"... maybe someone took his picture while he was driving?"

Just perfect.

As for what actually did happen. I like his strategy. When your wife finds out you're cheating and starts scratching your face and attacking you with a golf club, simply crash your (free) car and play dead. Crisis averted.
post #20 of 167
Taiwan heard you guys wanted to see a news story about Tiger Woods' accident, using cgi recreations of the domestic scrap and the crash. And dramatic music. Taiwan hooked you up.
post #21 of 167
That looked nothing like his Escalade. It really took me out of it.
post #22 of 167
It would've been better had she hooked the golf club to the car, T-1000 style.
post #23 of 167
Tire gets golf video games..the wife..she is getting a Grand Theft Auto : Tiger game out of this..
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What?
post #25 of 167
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Originally Posted by Barkatthemoon View Post
So, when you're Tiger Woods, you can have your security tell the police you're not available to be interviewed, and send them away.

He's got the touch, he's got the power.
Being literally a Billionaire goes a long way.
post #26 of 167
You know a story has reached ridiculous levels when it's the lead story in the tabloids 3500 miles from where it happened. Not one, but TWO tabloids had this as their lead today.
post #27 of 167
Jim why do you live in both NY and London? U are lucky.
post #28 of 167
I'm attending college in London for the year, but my hometown is Rochester. I may drop it if I move to the UK permanently, we'll see.

Back on topic: The cat's out of the bag (pun intended), so how does Tiger deal with this? TMZ and the like aren't going to let this go, it's going to be fascinating to see how this progresses for him.
post #29 of 167
He needs to hire Michael Jordan's publicist, stat.
post #30 of 167
So the extent of this is Tiger Woods got in a relatively minor traffic accident and has sex with other women? At least MJ is a degenerate gambler too.

I get why everyone is talking about it... but I wish the news organizations running this would just be honest that we all get off a little watching famous people's private lives dragged out in front of everyone. But they always have to work the morality angle- even if they're filtering it through the idea of how this will change public perception of his character. The only thing that will change public perception of his character is if you keep questioning his character in public.

I'd be more surprised to find out Tiger didn't fuck around. He's rich, about as successful as you can be, nice looking, in perfect shape, and travels constantly.
post #31 of 167
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He needs to hire Michael Jordan's publicist, stat.
He needs to take antibiotics and an STD test stat.

What he he doing with trailer trash? He fucked a chick who was on Tool Academy. Then he leaves voicemails and texts. It's like he was trying to ruin his life.

Tiger should be able to pull higher caliber women to cheat with who know how to keep their mouth shut.
post #32 of 167
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Tiger should be able to pull higher caliber women to cheat with who know how to keep their mouth shut.
In other words, escorts.
post #33 of 167
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Originally Posted by Barkatthemoon View Post
So, when you're Tiger Woods, you can have your security tell the police you're not available to be interviewed, and send them away.

He's got the touch, he's got the power.
Not really. As US citizens, everyone has the right not to talk to police. The only time you are compelled to speak is if there are charges against you and/or a warrant for your arrest (even then, a "no comment" will suffice).

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In other words, escorts.
Spitzer says you're wrong.
post #34 of 167
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I'm no fan of his anyway. So, if this helps to tarnish his image, I'm all for that.

EDIT: I know that sounds bitter/evil, but whatever, I don't know the guy. He's just a character in the ongoing 24-7 national media Bread and Circus. It's like a real life soap opera, all these celebs we're supposed to care about. I'm sorry, but I for one do not care about Woods. I think golf is a stupid, boorish sport played by right wing white guys (for the most part) in exclusive women and minority hating country clubs. And Tiger has been perfectly happy to cosy up with them and make millions while he's at it. So, I'm happy for Tiger getting turned into someone we're all against or "not sure about" (as one CNN 'news' anchor put it last night). At least now the popular narrative of his life in the news will fit my own inner feelings about the man.

PS And I'm speaking about the PGA and LPGA, not just golf in general. Too many proposals to ban golfers who cannot speak english in the past few years have made their politics pretty darn clear.

PPS: My ultimate dream is that Tiger's falling star takes down golf's popularity entirely (a few years down the road, obviously).
That's it, back to the ignore feature for you, you self-righteous prig.
post #35 of 167
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Spitzer says you're wrong.
Yeah, but being an elected official means it's harder to pay people to look the other way. Tiger Woods could afford any caliber of escort he wants and pay the entire country to look the other way.
post #36 of 167
Jesper Parnevik for the win:

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Maybe not just do it, like Nike says. I feel really sorry for Elin ... since me and my wife were at fault for hooking her up with him. We probably thought he was a better guy then he is.

I would be especially sad about it since I'm kind of -- I feel really sorry for Elin -- since me and my wife were at fault for hooking her up with him. We probably thought he was a better guy than he is. I would probably need to apologize to her and hope she uses a driver next time instead of the 3-iron.

It's a private thing of course. But when you are the guy he is, the world's best athlete, you should think more before you do stuff.
post #37 of 167
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That's it, back to the ignore feature for you, you self-righteous prig.
I totally acknowledge that I was in a poor mood when I posted about Tiger and his car accident thingy.
post #38 of 167
This entire non-event is the very definition of 21st century retarded.
post #39 of 167
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This entire non-event is the very definition of 21st century retarded.
Without a doubt. Who. Gives. A. Fuck.

Is he gonna play golf again? Yes? Perfect. Move along.
post #40 of 167
The public loves to be proven right when a golden boy proves he's just as capable of fucking up like the rest of us.
post #41 of 167
You are the best athlete in the world (at your sport)

A billionaire

Millions of people around the world know who you are...

Yet, to get there, you've had a life of soul crushing work (yeah any sport ain't fun if it's work) with almost no social life.

Now you want a taste of what you could have been doing in your 20's albeit with women of a different caliber (looks wise, at least)

Oh and your lack of social skills and experience as well as lack of lackeys who can instruct you...

That's my 2 cent profile anyways

Plus, hot chix!
post #42 of 167
I honestly don't think this would be that big of a story if Woods told the truth from the get go, instead of letting it linger for days. I'm not sure if he was afraid of the publics reaction toward him screwing around on his wife, but Kobe seems to be doing alright, and he was accused of raping around on his wife. Just a bizarre handling of a non-story by someone you think would be better with these sorts of things.
post #43 of 167
I find it really fucked that we live in a day and age where Woods couldn't simply turn around and say "none of your fucking business" and that'd be the end of it.
post #44 of 167
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A Caddy? Isn't Buick his sponsor or are they done?
GM moved him to a company wide sponsorship position, rather than keep him brand specific to Buick

Oh, and I think they also opted not to renew some extra section of his contract that would have given him an additional 20$ million for something if he did something for some period of time

(It's 12 30 am and I'm going off rememberences of an article I read like 10 months ago)
post #45 of 167
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I find it really fucked that we live in a day and age where Woods couldn't simply turn around and say "none of your fucking business" and that'd be the end of it.
Well, his statement "My personal sins shouldn't require a press release" pretty much speaks to that.
post #46 of 167
Tiger might be a billionare at the moment, but I imagine his endorsement deals contain some clause that if he does something to make the company look bad, he could be liable for breach of contract. Not to mention the fact that he could be looking at a divorce.
post #47 of 167
The NY papers are reporting that ALL of Tiger's endorsement's are safe, as each released statements saying they were sticking by him.

In related new, you stay classy NY Post:

post #48 of 167
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His sponsors want Tiger because he's a hell of a golfer, not because he's a model for the ideal marriage.

Besides, if a sponsor dropped him, you can bet a competitor would sign up him ten seconds later.
post #49 of 167
I like the fact that Elin didn't call a press conference or anything, she just beat the hell out of Tiger when she found out. She didn't take time to plan how it would make her look to the media. She just took care of her shit.

That's oddly sexy.
post #50 of 167
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson View Post
His sponsors want Tiger because he's a hell of a golfer, not because he's a model for the ideal marriage.

Besides, if a sponsor dropped him, you can bet a competitor would sign up him ten seconds later.
He may yet lose sponsors. It's pretty frequent that they pop up immediately with "We're standing by him" but change their mind in a couple weeks when all the sordid details pop up. Now that we're up to three purported mistresses and counting, it may get worse before it gets better.

As to hiring escorts...I'm of the impression/suspicion that at least one of these women (Rachel Uchitel) is in fact an escort...she's just trying not to let that tidbit get out. The other two purported mistresses were quiet until it started to unravel, so they seemed to be keeping a lid on it until his wife found out (or perhaps found out that there were more mistresses than she was willing to accept, but that's rampant speculation on my part).

Of course, the main issue is that Tiger was basically in a "damned if you do, damned if you don't" situation. He's getting uber-scrutiny because he's been so extremely guarded about his private life in the past, and because he's been propped up as a "role model" for years now. But in order to have pre-emptively avoided such a thing he'd have had to basically give up his privacy completely, which he shouldn't have to do.

Of course, immediately going into "Deny and Divert" mode instead of 'fessing up to begin with just makes him look more douchey. Yeah, he's entitled to some privacy but he's also a public figure and should have a publicist team smart enough to know how to handle something like this better. You take the bad (losing some of your privacy) with the good (billions of dollars).
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