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Arbor Day is Fucked, the new holiday standard from The Lucky Nightsticks!

post #1 of 5
11/30/09 at 3:33pm
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The first track off of this year's Christmas album, Arbor Day is Fucked. We'll be escaping to the lake this weekend with all of our equipment to record the rest of the CD in seclusion, but here's the first track (I'm finishing up Fuck Santa Claus & Love, With Splinters this week before we go).

ARBOR DAY IS FUCKED MP3 FILE
Drums - Steve
Guitar, Bass, Vocals - Nick

Illiterate trees they got disease
Can't even pollen count
Got something underneath their skin (Santa's getting laid)
Red and White is pumping green
Jolly Nick's a pulp machine
Looks like Arbor Day is Fucked

Leavings live inside the trees
rimshot drips from the leaves
making babies in the wood (his children, corn)
Step back and realize
North Pole ain't circumsized
Santa's got a hard on for hardwood

Last Christmas we got jacked
Fat ass alien pulled his shakedown
His reindeer shit inside my den (Santa's getting laid)
Not content to have his way
Only one time of year
Looks like Arbor Day is Fucked

Leavings live inside the trees
rimshot drips from the leaves
making babies in the wood (his children, corn)
Step back and realize
North Pole ain't circumsized
Santa's got a hard on for hardwood

Please trees don't be offended
Gotta rinse off Santa's musk
Your bark is much worse than your bite (Santa's getting laid)
What is sap and what is his juice?
Your root's all covered with news
Looks like Arbor Day is Fucked
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post #2 of 5
12/1/09 at 4:25pm
Fucking great.
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post #3 of 5
12/12/09 at 9:36pm
What an absolute ripper, this is one of my favourites from you guys.
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post #4 of 5
12/17/09 at 6:50am
Catchyblast.
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post #5 of 5
12/25/09 at 11:10pm
I'm still rocking the shit out of this one, I even get fucking goosebumps when the solo kicks in. 2:24 might just be scientifically the perfect length for a rock song too.
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