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Jesus Christ gets dumped from Jury Duty

post #1 of 8
12/3/09 at 9:49pm
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BIRMINGHAM, Ala. – Court officials say a Birmingham woman who changed her name to Jesus Christ didn't live up to it when she reported for jury duty this week.
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Efforts to reach Christ for comment were unsuccessful.
Court officials told The Birmingham News Tuesday that the 59-year-old was excused because she was disruptive and kept asking questions instead of answering them.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091202/...esus_jury_duty
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post #2 of 8
12/3/09 at 9:49pm
*slow clap*
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post #3 of 8
12/3/09 at 10:27pm
I don't know, Dorothy Lola KILLINGWORTH is kind of a cool name.

But still, way to stick it to the man, Jesus!
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post #4 of 8
12/3/09 at 10:47pm
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Funny, I always thought Jesus was a guy's name.
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post #5 of 8
12/4/09 at 4:27am
First the Human Torch gets his bank loan denied, now Jesus Christ gets dumped from jury duty. Superheroes sure get a lot of shit in our society.
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post #6 of 8
12/4/09 at 11:48am
It kind of stacks the deck. If the defendant is not guilty, whoo-hoo, alright, cool. But if the defendant is guilty, guess what? Jesus is going to forgive him and bam, the guy walks. You want to try convincing Jesus that he's wrong?
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post #7 of 8
12/4/09 at 2:31pm
She, Doc. She.
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post #8 of 8
12/4/09 at 9:50pm
It's just as well. A hung jury would have been pretty awkward with Jesus Christ on the team.

(Look! A file photo of the jury and an alternate!)

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