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post #151 of 158
10/27/10 at 1:21am
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My favorite advice so far

"Cough at her. Like, really wet and loose and spray it all around you. Don't cover your mouth and keep eye contact as best as you can while you hack in her direction. Afterwards just tell you had a great time in Rosarito Beach/Tijuana/make it up."
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post #152 of 158
10/27/10 at 1:32am
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Originally Posted by Cameron Hughes View Post
My favorite advice so far

"Cough at her. Like, really wet and loose and spray it all around you. Don't cover your mouth and keep eye contact as best as you can while you hack in her direction. Afterwards just tell you had a great time in Rosarito Beach/Tijuana/make it up."
Seriously, if that's the one you go with, can you get someone to film it? That shit'd be golden.
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post #153 of 158
10/27/10 at 6:17am
Attach a home made bond gadget to your chair and let her rip.

I suggest the wrist dart from MOONRAKER.
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post #154 of 158
10/27/10 at 6:33am
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Attach a home made bond gadget to your chair and let her rip.

I suggest the wrist dart from MOONRAKER.
Don't be that guy that tells me to add things to my chair. I hate that guy.
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post #155 of 158
10/27/10 at 6:46am
Your problem doesn't sound like anything a well-chosen t-shirt wouldn't solve. A friend of mine used to get unwanted hugs and "awww"'s at his previous workplace (something to do with elderly people), not because he's in a chair but because he looks quite young.

That changed the day he put on his brand new Children of Bodom -shirt featuring an image of the grim reaper and the text "ARE YOU DEAD YET?"

The pentagram would probably work too.
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post #156 of 158
10/27/10 at 7:42am
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Don't be that guy that tells me to add things to my chair. I hate that guy.
Sorry. It was just a joke.
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post #157 of 158
10/27/10 at 4:45pm
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Sorry. It was just a joke.
I'll let ya live.
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post #158 of 158
10/27/10 at 6:03pm
Cameron, I'd just state politely but firmly "In the future, I'd appreciate it if you didn't single me out for special attention. Thank you very much"

Thank her before she has a chance to react to your first statement, that way she feels compelled to comply

That's my two cents
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