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post #851 of 862
Innerspace (2011)
Directed by Edgar Wright
Written by Edgar Wright and Michael Bacall

Bradley Cooper as Lt. Tuck Pendleton
Michael Cera as Jack Putter
Anna Paquin as Lydia Maxwell
Stephen Lang as Victor Eugene Scrimshaw
Tilda Swinton as Dr. Margaret Canker
Ray Stevenson as Mr. Igoe
Abby Elliott as Wendy
Toby Jones as Mr. Wormwood
and
Sacha Baron Cohen as The Cowboy
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Anyone who doubts Cera for the role...he would be perfect in Martin Short's role and just remember, Wright directed him in Scott Pilgrim. Stephen Lang and Sacha Baron Cohen were THE only people I considered in their respective roles. And furthermore, Ray Stevenson would also be my choice for Bennett if I did a Commando recast.
post #852 of 862
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Originally Posted by HunterTarantino View Post
Innerspace (2011)
Directed by Edgar Wright
Written by Edgar Wright and Michael Bacall

Bradley Cooper as Lt. Tuck Pendleton
Michael Cera as Jack Putter
Anna Paquin as Lydia Maxwell
Stephen Lang as Victor Eugene Scrimshaw
Tilda Swinton as Dr. Margaret Canker
Ray Stevenson as Mr. Igoe
Abby Elliott as Wendy
Toby Jones as Mr. Wormwood
and
Sacha Baron Cohen as The Cowboy
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Anyone who doubts Cera for the role...he would be perfect in Martin Short's role and just remember, Wright directed him in Scott Pilgrim. Stephen Lang and Sacha Baron Cohen were THE only people I considered in their respective roles. And furthermore, Ray Stevenson would also be my choice for Bennett if I did a Commando recast.
This is pretty dead-on, esp. Tilda Swinton.
post #853 of 862
Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends
Dir by Edgar Wright

Spider-Man/Peter Parker - Kieran Culkin
Firestar/Angelica Jones - Haley Ramm
Iceman/Bobby Drake - Mark Webber

Villains:
Dr Doom - Nathan Fillion
Electro - Simon Pegg
Videoman - Michael Cera
Beetle - Brandon Routh

With guest appearance by:
Captain America - Chris Evans
Thor - Chris Hemsworth
Tony Stark - Robert Downey Jr.

Marvel/Disney regains the right to Spider-Man and the X-Men and decide it is time to make the classic Saturday morning cartoon come to life. Wright shoots the film in a more episodic format complete with narration and internal monologues similar to the show. Each "episode" features a guest star and guest villain.

The movie barely makes back its budget but is hailed by critics as a brilliant form of superhero film commentary.
post #854 of 862
I'm going to jump on the Edgar Wright bandwagon with

Edgar Wright's Flash Gordon

Flash Gordon - Brandon Routh
Ming - Timothy Dalton
Dale Arden - Mary Elizbeth Winstead
Zarkov - Christop Waltz
Prince Vultan - Samuel L Jackson
Prince Barin - Thomas Jane
Klytus - Kieran Culkin
Aura - Emma Stone
Kala - Oliva Wilde
Soundtrack composed and performed by a reunited Darkness

I just changed The Rock as Vultan to Sam Jackson. How cool would it be to hear Jackson say,"On ward my brave Hawkmen! Let this be know forever as Flash Gordon's day!"
post #855 of 862
Ang Lee's Ren & Stimpy

Ren - Steve Buscemi
Stimpy - Nathan Lane
Mr. Horse - Ted Danson
Muddy Mudskipper - Larry David

A passionate and violent bond shared between a mentally unstable man and his jovial life partner.
post #856 of 862
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Ren - Steve Buscemi
Stimpy - Nathan Lane
That's a little inspired right there.
post #857 of 862
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Ang Lee's Ren & Stimpy

Ren - Steve Buscemi
Stimpy - Nathan Lane
Mr. Horse - Ted Danson
Muddy Mudskipper - Larry David

A passionate and violent bond shared between a mentally unstable man and his jovial life partner.
Ted Danson as Mr. Horse made me laugh so fucking hard. The idea of him selling rubber nipples is unbearably funny.

With John C. Reilly as Sven Hoek, Brad Pitt as Powdered Toast Man, and Mel Gibson as George Liquor.
post #858 of 862
Cherry 2000 (2011)
Directed by Zack Snyder
Written by James Gunn

James Franco as Sam Treadwell
Christina Hendricks as Edith "E." Johnson
Nicolas Cage as Lester
Nick Nolte as Six-Fingered Jake
Brooklyn Decker as Cherry 2000
post #859 of 862
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Cherry 2000 (2011)
Directed by Zack Snyder
Written by James Gunn

James Franco as Sam Treadwell
Christina Hendricks as Edith "E." Johnson
Nicolas Cage as Lester
Nick Nolte as Six-Fingered Jake
Brooklyn Decker as Cherry 2000
Well done! Keep Thomerson as Lester though.
post #860 of 862
I thought about Jon Hamm for Lester, but Christina Hendricks as E. is preferable.

Plus I think some Bad Lieutenant or Kick-Ass type lunacy from Cage would suit the character well.
post #861 of 862
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Originally Posted by HunterTarantino View Post
Cherry 2000 (2011)
Directed by Zack Snyder
Written by James Gunn

James Franco as Sam Treadwell
Christina Hendricks as Edith "E." Johnson
Nicolas Cage as Lester
Nick Nolte as Six-Fingered Jake
Brooklyn Decker as Cherry 2000
Word.
post #862 of 862
Miami Vice (1998)
Directed by Joel Schumacher
Written by Barry W. Blaustein and David Sheffield, based on the TV series created by Anthony Yerkovich

Jim Carrey as Det. James "Sonny" Crockett
Will Smith as Det. Ricardo Tubbs
Rosie Perez as Det. Gina Calabrese
Robert Downey Jr. as Det. Larry Zito
Chris Penn as Det. Stan Switek
N'Bushe Wright as Det. Trudy Joplin
Alfred Molina as Lt. Martin Castillo
Powers Boothe as Capt. William "Mr. Real Estate" Maynard
Gary Busey as Hank Weldon
Roberto Benigni as Izzy Moreno
Tracy Morgan as Neville "Noogie" Lamont
and
Burt Reynolds as Albert Lombard

Trivia:
Best known as Will Smith's first of two back-to-back comic spins on dramatic television series, both of which were unmitigated failures critically and commercially.

Universal expected this film to be a huge hit during the 1998 holiday season due to the high star power and established property; however, the film had an absurd $120 million budget and only made $103 million domestically.

Latino advocacy groups protested the film's wild stereotypes, particularly Roberto Benigni's overly flamboyant performance as Izzy Moreno.

The film draws from several arcs of the show's run, particularly the characters of William Maynard, the chief villain, a rival of Crockett; Albert Lombard, a Miami crime boss; and Hank Weldon, a mentally unstable ex-cop who has intel on Maynard (a plot point not used in the show).

Fans of the show, as well as creator Anthony Yerkovich and show executive producer Michael Mann, hated the film's comedic slant, which was thought to have cheapened the show's impact. Ironically, co-star Will Smith would go on to work with Mann on Ali. Mann himself was originally slated to direct but backed out to make The Insider. When Schumacher stepped in, the contemporary original screenplay by Scott Frank was discarded and retooled as a comedic vehicle set in the 1980's.

Eddie Murphy turned down the role of Ricardo Tubbs, fearing that starring with Jim Carrey would detract from his role in the film's publicity.

Roberto Benigni had been garnering Oscar buzz for his film Life is Beautiful, but in spite of a Golden Globe victory for Best Actor, he lost the Oscar to Edward Norton for American History X. The loss was primarily contributed to his role in this.
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Anyone who is doubting that I meant this as a serious recast needs to wake up. This is completely satirical, and hopefully, you'll laugh and cringe as much as I did when I thought this up.
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