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Study: Stare at boobs for longer life

post #1 of 35
12/8/09 at 5:51pm
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If this were true, men would live forever.
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post #2 of 35
12/8/09 at 5:58pm
Wow. There was really a study on this subject? Really?
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post #3 of 35
12/8/09 at 5:59pm
People in relationships usually live longer and are healthier than single people because they have someone nagging them to take their heart medication and the like. It would seem the more responsible conclusion would be that guys who are likely to blatantly stare at breasts are probably more likely to settle down with the first woman who doesn't slap the shit out of him than most, rather than the staring actually improves health. I have a feeling these "researchers" are German fans of The Secret.
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post #4 of 35
12/8/09 at 6:01pm
Really? Really? This is what scientists/academia are doing with their time? I could've told you this!

Of course, staring at the wrong set of knockers can actually shorten your life, assuming your wife/girlfriend sees you. Amirite guys?
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post #5 of 35
12/8/09 at 6:02pm
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In addition, she also recommended that men over 40 should gaze at larger breasts daily for 10 minutes.
Best fitness routine ever.

I wonder, should it be done all at once or do they recommend splitting it up over several reps?
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post #6 of 35
12/8/09 at 6:03pm
Bill Clinton is going to be around for a long, long time.
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post #7 of 35
12/8/09 at 6:09pm
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Originally Posted by Doc Happenin View Post
Really? Really? This is what scientists/academia are doing with their time? I could've told you this!

Of course, staring at the wrong set of knockers can actually shorten your life, assuming your wife/girlfriend sees you. Amirite guys?
I've always thought it ungentlemanly to stare, even if the person is your girlfriend/wife/significant other. Staring just seem like a tactless thing to do.

Also, the facts that we use tits to sell everything over here and relatively sexually repressed places like Japan shatter longevity records every year seem to make this just an apparently dubious finding.
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post #8 of 35
12/8/09 at 6:09pm
Fuck the Tree of Life. THAT's how Tommy lived forever.

Boobs are the Road to Awe.
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post #9 of 35
12/8/09 at 6:13pm
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Originally Posted by Cuchulain View Post
Also, the facts that we use tits to sell everything over here and relatively sexually repressed places like Japan shatter longevity records every year seem to make this just an apparently dubious finding.
Japan. Sexually repressed? Far from the truth. Sexually deviant, yes.
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post #10 of 35
12/8/09 at 6:16pm
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Originally Posted by HBarr View Post
Japan. Sexually repressed? Far from the truth. Sexually deviant, yes.
There seems to be a weird correlation between how repressed the mainstream society is and how deviant/extreme the expression of sexuality is in non-mainstream fare.
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post #11 of 35
12/8/09 at 6:23pm
Nowhere in this article (and presumably the study itself?) do they address the very obvious side-effect of the boob-staring group likely fapping themselves silly at the end, middle and beginning of each day.
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post #12 of 35
12/8/09 at 6:35pm
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Originally Posted by Cuchulain View Post
I've always thought it ungentlemanly to stare, even if the person is your girlfriend/wife/significant other. Staring just seem like a tactless thing to do.
Is the study talking about open staring? Because I would venture to guess that the benefit gained from staring at breasts would come more from the furtive glances than tongue-hanging-out staring. Sneaking a peek at a lovely pair could get the heart pumping for cardiovascular health. Staring's just lazy.

And just in general, if you stop finding joy in looking at boobs, you're probably not going to care much about your survival. Enjoy the little things and all that...or the big things, if that's your taste!
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post #13 of 35
12/8/09 at 7:07pm
Right, get to work guys

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post #14 of 35
12/8/09 at 7:13pm
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Originally Posted by Cuchulain View Post
I've always thought it ungentlemanly to stare, even if the person is your girlfriend/wife/significant other. Staring just seem like a tactless thing to do.
I wish I could find it, but many, many version of CHUD ago, there was a thread in the Gossip forum of pictures of male celebrities doing the side glance at women's boobs at premieres and stuff. Ben Affleck was the master of this.
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post #15 of 35
12/8/09 at 7:17pm
I hope this study is true as I then might outlast Connor Macleod in longevity.
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post #16 of 35
12/8/09 at 8:12pm
Does this explain why women have a longer life expectancy than men?
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post #17 of 35
12/8/09 at 9:33pm
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Originally Posted by Rusty Oysterburger View Post
Right, get to work guys
I think the boobs have to be in person. So, if you could send me her address I'll get to living a linger life immediately.
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post #18 of 35
12/8/09 at 9:37pm
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Originally Posted by Ryan S~ View Post
I think the boobs have to be in person. So, if you could send me her address I'll get to living a linger life immediately.
I think her security guards would probably keep you from living that longer life...
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post #19 of 35
12/8/09 at 9:56pm
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Originally Posted by Devildoubt View Post
I think her security guards would probably keep you from living that longer life...
I can still stare from the distance stated in the restraining order.
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post #20 of 35
12/8/09 at 11:29pm
Power Girl can add "healing powers" to her bio now eh?

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post #21 of 35
12/8/09 at 11:41pm
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Originally Posted by Ryan S~ View Post
I can still stare from the distance stated in the restraining order.
With those high powered binoculars you can sure.
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post #22 of 35
12/9/09 at 12:54am
Am I gonna have to be that guy? Yeah? Ok, then...

http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/breasts.asp
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post #23 of 35
12/9/09 at 1:07am
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Originally Posted by kungfumonkeyMike View Post
Am I gonna have to be that guy? Yeah? Ok, then...

http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/breasts.asp


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post #24 of 35
12/9/09 at 10:15am
Oh Diva, is there ANYTHING on the internet you won't believe?
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post #25 of 35
12/9/09 at 11:19am
Civilisations may rise and fall, planets may be engulfed by the bloated atmospheres of their parent stars, and the heat death of the Universe may approach, but Diva will always be Diva, Bradley.
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post #26 of 35
12/9/09 at 11:42am
So... I stared at all those breasts for NOTHING?!
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post #27 of 35
12/9/09 at 11:52am
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I know Brad's attempting to make a funny, but my post indicates the exact opposite of his claims.

Things I do believe: Bears are the #1 threat to America. Don't let their ginormous tits fool you, get too close and you're a goner for sure.
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post #28 of 35
12/9/09 at 12:01pm
hahahaha I knew you were going to try to pull the "NO REALLY I STARTED A WHOLE THREAD ON THIS IN THE CULTURE SECTION BECAUSE I KNOW IT'S FAKE! LOL!" evade

FAILED AGAIN, DEEVS
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post #29 of 35
12/9/09 at 12:16pm
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Are you off your meds again?
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post #30 of 35
12/9/09 at 1:53pm
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
Things I do believe: Bears are the #1 threat to America. Don't let their ginormous tits fool you, get too close and you're a goner for sure.
Are making a vague assertion that negros are the #1 threat to America?! RACIST!!!!!
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post #31 of 35
12/9/09 at 7:06pm
I think she's saying a bear's attacking Aretha.
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post #32 of 35
12/9/09 at 8:02pm
That's better than a bear attacking urethra.
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post #33 of 35
12/9/09 at 8:15pm
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Originally Posted by IggytheBorg View Post
I think she's saying a bear's attacking Aretha.
I hope joey was being sarcastic, but yeah, Aretha looks like she's being eaten by a bear.
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post #34 of 35
12/9/09 at 11:45pm
You guys can poo poo these findings all you want

me?

I going to surf the web and stare at Boobs all night and Live 4evah!
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post #35 of 35
12/10/09 at 12:07am
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Originally Posted by Cylon Baby View Post
You guys can poo poo these findings all you want

me?

I going to surf the web and stare at Boobs all night and Live 4evah!
I'm with you. Well, not technically with you because I don't know who you are, and also it'd be weird if we were staring at boobs together. I'm with you in spirit...wait, that's creepy too. Lemme start over.


I wholeheartedly agree with you, good sir. Now, I'm off to the "Selma Hyek's boobs are ridiculous" thread.

GIANT KNOCKERS, AWAAAAYYYYYY
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