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post #1 of 18
12/10/09 at 4:43pm
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WTF?!? Most bizarre pairing ever?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34363598...t-celebrities/

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Jessica Simpson and Smashing Pumpkins frontman Billy Corgan have started dating — and are taking things slow, says a source close to the pop star.
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post #2 of 18
12/10/09 at 4:44pm
Oh dear god no!

Of course, it runs similar with Ashley and Pete Wentz.
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post #3 of 18
12/10/09 at 4:46pm
"If you've been injured in an accident, please call us--Simpson & Corgan, Attorneys at Law."
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post #4 of 18
12/10/09 at 4:47pm
After a guy has fucked the post-heroin addiction period Courtney Love, I am truly beyond surprise when it comes to his choices regarding women.
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post #5 of 18
12/10/09 at 4:51pm
I'm more surprised that she's fucking him.
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post #6 of 18
12/10/09 at 4:54pm
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Originally Posted by JacknifeJohnny View Post
I'm more surprised that she's fucking him.
Yeah, I mean he was dating Tila Tequila not too long ago, so he doesn't have the highest standards in the world.
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post #7 of 18
12/10/09 at 4:55pm
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Originally Posted by Cuchulain View Post
After a guy has fucked the post-heroin addiction period Courtney Love, I am truly beyond surprise when it comes to his choices regarding women.
Pre and post. They were fucking before, possibly during, and after she was married to Cobain.
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post #8 of 18
12/10/09 at 5:01pm
The first time I saw a Tila poster I thought she was pretty cute. What a train wreck she turned out to be.

Even at her fattest, Jessica was a total dish, but I don't think Billy will stick around long. He seems like a private guy, and won't enjoy the paps stalking his every move.
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post #9 of 18
12/10/09 at 5:02pm
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post #10 of 18
12/10/09 at 5:03pm
I can believe in love again!
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post #11 of 18
12/10/09 at 7:30pm
That's easily the most interesting thing Corgan has done in 15 years.
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post #12 of 18
12/10/09 at 7:40pm
Cheap joke coming:

He just wants to smash her pumpkins for awhile.

My work is done.
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post #13 of 18
12/10/09 at 8:09pm
I'm sure Frank Skinner would approve of that one, Ratty.

That's possibly the least likely pairing in the world to me, based purely on the fact that I'm surprised their paths have even crossed in the first place. Good luck to them, though.
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post #14 of 18
12/10/09 at 10:29pm
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Originally Posted by Martianman View Post
"If you've been injured in an accident, please call us--Simpson & Corgan, Attorneys at Law."
Hey, as soon as I get my paralegal certification, I'd totally go to work at that law firm!
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post #15 of 18
12/11/09 at 1:08am
Simpson and Corgan. Segel and Lohan. Dogs and Cats, living together. Mass hysteria.
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post #16 of 18
12/11/09 at 10:11am
Phew! For a second I thought I got hacked and somebody had been reading my slashfic based on the classic "Hullabalooza" episode from season 7!!!!!!!!!!
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post #17 of 18
12/11/09 at 10:56am
Ew, Peter Frampton.
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post #18 of 18
12/11/09 at 12:34pm
"Oh come on Mr. Frampton, you're not going to eat all of that watermelon."
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