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Sitters Vs. Standers

post #1 of 18
12/11/09 at 8:31pm
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http://deadspin.com/5424415/sitters-...reat-wipe-hope

Possibly the greatest debate of modern man.


WARNING: Poop talk.
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post #2 of 18
12/11/09 at 8:41pm
I don't even know how you can make a lucid argument for standing.
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post #3 of 18
12/11/09 at 8:50pm
Fear of the hand dipping in if the water level is too high?
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post #4 of 18
12/11/09 at 8:53pm
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I don't even know how you can make a lucid argument for standing.
I tried the Captain Morgan wipe, once.
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post #5 of 18
12/12/09 at 12:15am
There was a thread about this once in the Chewer catch all section wasn't there?
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post #6 of 18
12/12/09 at 12:20am
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Something about someone's poop adventures, yes.
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post #7 of 18
12/12/09 at 1:24am
It was during Slater's epic "Pants: Shat" thread, I believe. Ah, the good old days, when the discourse was substantial and people talked about movies.
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post #8 of 18
12/12/09 at 1:52am
No, there was separate standing vs sitting poll that spawned a several page thread and intense debate.
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post #9 of 18
12/12/09 at 2:08am
If you stand, you deserve your shit stains. I had no idea people did this.
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post #10 of 18
12/12/09 at 2:19am
Yeah, unfortunately, I also recall the intense debate of the other thread and the intense debate that derived from things like whether you used regular paper or the kind of wet wipes they use for babies. Also there were elaborate explications of the mechanics of the standing wipe and disturbing talk about "ass juice" getting on one's testicles. Jesus.

Anyway, speaking of all that, I thought I'd pose the question of whether anyone has an actual "wide stance" like the one Larry Craig claimed to have when he basically trying to rape that cop through the stall door. In a world where people have Karate Kid-like standing rituals, I imagine there are also people who act like they're on a line of scrimmage during the act too.
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post #11 of 18
12/12/09 at 2:23am
Found it. Now you can learn who the CHUD standers are and ridicule them appropriately.
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post #12 of 18
12/12/09 at 2:33am
My roommate says he doesn't piss when he takes a shit. I was kind of shocked by this. I thought the pee/poop combo was absolutely mandatory unless you just took a piss and a poop sneaked up on you a few minutes later.

Anyway, after a small survey via texts it seems the poop sans pee (while not as common as the twofers) does have it's followers. Learn something new every day.
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post #13 of 18
12/12/09 at 2:48am
fairly certain that this thread was swedish miyagi's last stand
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post #14 of 18
12/12/09 at 3:04am
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Must have been when I wasn't around.
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post #15 of 18
12/12/09 at 3:26am
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fairly certain that this thread was swedish miyagi's last stand
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post #16 of 18
12/12/09 at 5:29pm
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Originally Posted by Lewis Grizzard
I hate it went I go out to eat and they don't have 'Men' and 'Women' on the bathroom doors. They have 'Boys' and 'Girls'. It's ridiculous. I went to a restaurant the other night; they had bird dogs on the doors. I didn't know if I was a pointer or a setter.
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post #17 of 18
12/12/09 at 5:34pm
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Fear of the hand dipping in if the water level is too high?
Very likely. I'm often unnerved by that threat. I have kind of general hygene OCD issues though. It takes me two hours to make tacos, by the time I've gone through all my Howard Hughes like anti-germ steps. I'm aware this is fully insane, but knowing that doesn't make me any less bothered by germs.

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post #18 of 18
12/12/09 at 5:43pm
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fairly certain that this thread was swedish miyagi's last stand
Any thread that rid us of SM is A-Ok in my book.
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