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post #1 of 17
12/14/09 at 7:47pm
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An "Of Color" Gift Guide?

SERIOUSLY?
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post #2 of 17
12/14/09 at 7:49pm
I need something for a honkey.
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post #3 of 17
12/14/09 at 7:51pm
The fact that this exists doesn't piss me off. The fact that it's the Times and not the Post, like I expected, does.
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post #4 of 17
12/14/09 at 7:54pm
Meh, Target has an ethnic hair care section.

I'm not saying that white people can't buy stuff from there, but I've never seen them in there.
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post #5 of 17
12/14/09 at 8:00pm
You mean it isn't booby trapped for white folks???

I've been skipping out on hair relaxer for my chest hair for all these years for no reason? Fuck.
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post #6 of 17
12/14/09 at 8:03pm
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Originally Posted by Justin Clark View Post
The fact that this exists doesn't piss me off. The fact that it's the Times and not the Post, like I expected, does.
Right here. If it was the Post it would be priceless, but this isn't the first "dipshit liberal that means well" article that's come out of the Times.

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Originally Posted by neoolong View Post
Meh, Target has an ethnic hair care section.

I'm not saying that white people can't buy stuff from there, but I've never seen them in there.
There's actually a pretty good after shave in that section that's great at preventing razor bumps.
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post #7 of 17
12/14/09 at 8:12pm
Yeah, I've always wanted to try Krunk Aftershave, but the threat of poison-tipped darts kept me from realizing that dream.
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post #8 of 17
12/14/09 at 8:16pm
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Originally Posted by Scott View Post
Right here. If it was the Post it would be priceless, but this isn't the first "dipshit liberal that means well" article that's come out of the Times.
Agreed.

Also, I gotta know about this aftershave. I get the worst razor bumps. Like tits on my neck.
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post #9 of 17
12/14/09 at 8:17pm
"Baby Jamz". Eegads.
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post #10 of 17
12/14/09 at 8:20pm
Bump Patrol. Works like a charm. Buyer beware, Jake: they won't get rid of mother's choke marks as easily.
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post #11 of 17
12/14/09 at 8:25pm
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It's okay, I wear those as a badge of pride along with the soiled granny-panties she gave me to stuff in my mouth when I'm feeling down.
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post #12 of 17
12/14/09 at 10:41pm
Your mother gave you something to bite down on? Fuckin' white privilege, I swear....



(in all seriousness, Bump Patrol is awesome, though the aftershave's not enough if you get serious razor bumps like I tend to. Get the Treatment Mask as well.)
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post #13 of 17
12/14/09 at 11:42pm
Thanks for the tip, Justin.

Now back on topic: which of these fine products appeals to you the most?
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post #14 of 17
12/15/09 at 4:58am
What? You can buy the same stuff for a black person that you would for someone white? What are you saying over here?
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post #15 of 17
12/15/09 at 11:32am
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Somali fashion, do-it-yourself henna kits, children's books that draw inspiration from the lives of Barack Obama and Sonia Sotomayor: it's not hard to find gifts created for and by people of color this holiday season.
People with melanin also have Christmas? Well color me O__o.

And I want my baby action Somali pirate ship. Equipped with broken government action!
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post #16 of 17
12/15/09 at 9:25pm
Thank god, I was utterly clueless as to what I should get the black guy I'm friends with so people know I'm not racist. Now I know: an Obama storybook. Thanks New York Times! It's not segregation, it's segreGIFTion!
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post #17 of 17
12/15/09 at 9:40pm
I got the Obama storybook for my nieces last year, but they're pretty white: blond, blue-eyed, Irish-German-American. This list suggests I failed. Hopefully the inscription describing the campaign's ups and downs and urging them to go for the big things in life makes up for it.
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