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post #51 of 103
12/17/09 at 2:45pm
Wow. I post something and inadvertently start a fight. AWESOME!

Anywho, I will attest to the sneakiness of SOME gingers. Alyson Hannigan dyed her hair black on How I Met Your Mother, and she certainly faked my ass out.
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post #52 of 103
12/17/09 at 3:09pm
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Originally Posted by Timothy225 View Post
Wow. I post something and inadvertently start a fight. AWESOME!
Yeah right.
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post #53 of 103
12/17/09 at 3:23pm
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Originally Posted by TzuDohNihm View Post
*Loosens rope, climbs down from chair*

Whew!
Goddamn it, Billy.
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post #54 of 103
12/17/09 at 3:29pm
My hair may only be reddish-brown, but the freckles and the paleness compel me to kill all of you.
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post #55 of 103
12/17/09 at 3:35pm
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Originally Posted by MissZooey View Post
My hair may only be reddish-brown, but the freckles and the paleness compel me to kill all of you.
See, now the ginger is REALLY angry!
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post #56 of 103
12/17/09 at 3:39pm
Ooooohhhhh, a ginger librarian.

I'm soooooooooooo scared. Shaking in my boots, even.

I just dread the day we're all threatened by an albino florist.
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post #57 of 103
12/17/09 at 3:45pm
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Originally Posted by MissZooey View Post
My hair may only be reddish-brown, but the freckles and the paleness compel me to kill all of you.
I rest my case.
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post #58 of 103
12/17/09 at 3:47pm
Ya'll need to lay off the red heads. They will get even.
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post #59 of 103
12/17/09 at 3:47pm
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Moral of the story : Mystique is a cunt.
What about Phoenix?
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post #60 of 103
12/17/09 at 3:48pm
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Originally Posted by MissZooey View Post
My hair may only be reddish-brown, but the freckles and the paleness compel me to kill all of you.
Please, if paleness could kill, you'd all be taking a dirt nap by now. My parchmentyness is epic.
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post #61 of 103
12/17/09 at 4:11pm
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Originally Posted by Jake View Post
Goddamn it, Billy.
I'm so sorry. Early Christmas gift; snap my neck.
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post #62 of 103
12/18/09 at 6:50am
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Originally Posted by billylove View Post
what about phoenix?
zoom
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post #63 of 103
12/19/09 at 4:32am
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Originally Posted by stelios View Post
Redheads is reserved for hot women. The exception to the misery of the ginger tribe.
It's funny that you mention this. Redheads are usually either HOT or NOT. Very little middle ground.
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post #64 of 103
12/19/09 at 9:08am
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Originally Posted by DARKMITE8 View Post
It's funny that you mention this. Redheads are usually either HOT or NOT. Very little middle ground.
THIS. This is true. And actually, I've always kind of had a thing for redheaded guys, and this theory is totally spot on. When my friends would go, "Ooooh, Lisa, there's this redheaded guy I know...", etc., I'd point out that I'd have to see for myself, because there's no such thing as an average looking redheaded guy. They're either unbelievably cute or soooo not cute. I think redheaded girls have it easier, there's a higher "hot than not" ratio.
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post #65 of 103
12/19/09 at 11:01am
A hint of red even works for a guy, long as you're half decent. I've dated many girls that first saw the red beard and strawberry blond hair, and didn't even care I had a gut. It's a curse in elementary and a blessing when you're 20.
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post #66 of 103
12/19/09 at 12:51pm
Thread Starter 
I guess that explains how this guy gets girls.

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post #67 of 103
12/19/09 at 12:56pm
I have a friend with red hair, and he was able to get a role as an Extra in the HUMAN STAIN as a result. I think red heads are more welcome in the film industry than those of us with more restrained hair coloring.
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post #68 of 103
12/19/09 at 6:14pm
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Originally Posted by Princess Kate View Post
. . . more restrained hair coloring.
What. The. Fuck. Does. This. Even. Mean!?
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post #69 of 103
12/19/09 at 6:15pm
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Originally Posted by LisaNY View Post
Well, you are NOT FUNNY, mister!!
NOW who needs the decaf?
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post #70 of 103
12/19/09 at 6:48pm
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Originally Posted by Princess Kate View Post
I have a friend with red hair, and he was able to get a role as an Extra in the HUMAN STAIN as a result. I think red heads are more welcome in the film industry than those of us with more restrained hair coloring.
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What. The. Fuck. Does. This. Even. Mean!?
Ran this past Frankenstein's monster, and he summed it up: "Redheads GOOD! Blondes, Brunettes BAD!" Which is kind of ironic, if one remembers his position on fire.

Oh, Frankenstein's Monster! How you do cut through the bullshit!
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post #71 of 103
12/19/09 at 11:02pm
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Originally Posted by Timothy225 View Post
Ran this past Frankenstein's monster, and he summed it up: "Redheads GOOD! Blondes, Brunettes BAD!" Which is kind of ironic, if one remembers his position on fire.
Reminds me of the redhead slur I learned from Lucky McKee's THE WOODS... "Fire Crotch".
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post #72 of 103
12/19/09 at 11:33pm
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Originally Posted by DARKMITE8 View Post
Reminds me of the redhead slur I learned from Lucky McKee's THE WOODS... "Fire Crotch".
First time I heard that term was during the great Lohan-Hilton War a couple of years back.
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post #73 of 103
12/20/09 at 12:03am
As one with a predilection for delving into the sweet vaginger, and therefor an amateur testarossologist, I must note there are three types of redheads, none of them distinct:


Celtic - your classic ginger, whole-body freckled, broad of nose, and big of lip. Derived from proto-Moors or perhaps a Neanderthal mix, mutated to lighter skin and hair through the natural selection of prehistoric predators in Western Europe.

Nordic - ranging from straw blonde through strawberry blond to flaming red, possessing a variety of noses from broad and flared to aqualine, thin of upper lip but pouty in the lower. Derived from the dark-haired tribes of prehistoric Scandanavia who were selcted for the lighter-haired mutation by, once again, predators.

Slavic - mostly darker red hair with usually thin to hawkish noses and thin to pouty lips. Probably derived from the two aformentioned groups interbreeding with Slavic and Turkic tribes back in the day and selected for by numerous pogroms and invasions of Asiatic peoples.
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post #74 of 103
12/20/09 at 12:49am
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Originally Posted by Timothy225 View Post
Ran this past Frankenstein's monster, and he summed it up: "Redheads GOOD! Blondes, Brunettes BAD!" Which is kind of ironic, if one remembers his position on fire.

Oh, Frankenstein's Monster! How you do cut through the bullshit!
Does the lady in your life know you refer to her as Frankenstein's Monster?
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post #75 of 103
12/20/09 at 1:31am
I know of at least one "ginger" who is now a blonde..as for anger issues-yup a few.

Also, have until recently (ok the South Park episode) never connected the Ginger label to red heads. After that , I thought about Ginger from Gilligan's Island, and I realized how old the term really is....
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post #76 of 103
12/20/09 at 9:36am
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Originally Posted by Ryan S~ View Post
Does the lady in your life know you refer to her as Frankenstein's Monster?
Hey, hey, HEY!!! I call my wife name's like that, I get no Christmas cookies and she takes half my stuff! Casting aspersions means no cookies for you, sir! Besides, Frankenstein's Monster lives two houses down, across from the Schavinskys.

My wife's blonde, and a sweetie, and vehemently disagrees with Frankenstein's Monster's stance on hair color. I do as well on a certain level, but with the caveat that if I don't take my wife's POV, I get no Christmas cookies this year (and my wife's baking skills pretty much make me her bitch). In general, however, my stance is all hair colors are good, bald is beautiful as well, hairstyles come and go, and long hair gives you something to hang onto during sex.

Per Black Dahlia's research, my ex-girlfriend was predominantly of the Celtic variety, with some Nordic traits.
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post #77 of 103
12/20/09 at 10:42pm
Dated me one of them Celtic broads back in high school. The blond and red mixed and made a kind of orange hair. Yet she was literally terrified by the color orange. Wouldn't drink orange juice or wear orange clothes. I once held an orange out in front of her and she screamed at me to throw it away. I never knew what to make of that.
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post #78 of 103
12/20/09 at 10:53pm
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Originally Posted by Z.Vasquez View Post
Dated me one of them Celtic broads back in high school. The blond and red mixed and made a kind of orange hair. Yet she was literally terrified by the color orange. Wouldn't drink orange juice or wear orange clothes. I once held an orange out in front of her and she screamed at me to throw it away. I never knew what to make of that.
Orange you glad that relationship's over?
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post #79 of 103
12/20/09 at 11:01pm
Well played, sir. Well played.
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post #80 of 103
12/23/09 at 11:14am
I could never get into the Harry Potter series because it was so silly and unrealistic, I mean a ginger kid with two friends?!
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post #81 of 103
12/23/09 at 11:26am
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Originally Posted by LisaNY View Post
THIS. This is true. And actually, I've always kind of had a thing for redheaded guys, and this theory is totally spot on.
I'm calling it: Lis has a big, big thing for Archie Andrews. Watch out, Betty and Veronica!
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post #82 of 103
12/23/09 at 12:19pm
Until now, I never knew they had given Archie a last name. Kudos.
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post #83 of 103
12/23/09 at 12:41pm
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Originally Posted by Rusty Oysterburger View Post
I could never get into the Harry Potter series because it was so silly and unrealistic, I mean a ginger kid with two friends?!
Nice.
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post #84 of 103
12/23/09 at 1:03pm
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Originally Posted by Mattioli View Post
I'm calling it: Lis has a big, big thing for Archie Andrews. Watch out, Betty and Veronica!
Makes sense, especially after her breakup with Hamish.



Look at the poor slob. He's still in shock.
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post #85 of 103
12/23/09 at 1:31pm
Girls with things for gay dudes are called "fag hags", right?
People with things for fatties are called "chubby chasers", yeah?
What does that make Lis?
A Ginger Binger? A Carrot Topper?
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post #86 of 103
12/23/09 at 2:00pm
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Originally Posted by Mattioli View Post
Girls with things for gay dudes are called "fag hags", right?
People with things for fatties are called "chubby chasers", yeah?
What does that make Lis?
A Ginger Binger? A Carrot Topper?
I'm going to use some awesome Greek word-fu and come up with a term.

Erythrocomophyliac. There.
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post #87 of 103
12/23/09 at 3:44pm
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Originally Posted by Rusty Oysterburger View Post
I could never get into the Harry Potter series because it was so silly and unrealistic, I mean a ginger kid with two friends?!
So excellent.

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Originally Posted by Mattioli View Post
Girls with things for gay dudes are called "fag hags", right?
People with things for fatties are called "chubby chasers", yeah?
What does that make Lis?
A Ginger Binger? A Carrot Topper?
Oh! The Carrot Topper! That's my vote. Doesn't mean I'd do him (*shudder!*) - just that the term cracks me up.

Hey, do you guys remember - I think I mentioned it in one of the threads where we were talking about dating - when I mentioned an ex-boyfriend of mine who cheated on me with a stripper? He's the one I refer to as "Satan"? Yup - a ginger. A totally hot ginger, but just pure evil.

I've never really had a thing for dark haired guys (blondes rank pretty high up there with gingers for me), but there's one type of dark-haired guy who make me go weak in the knees - guys with dark hair and blue eyes (think Elvis Presley). YOWZA! My current boyfriend has black hair and blue eyes, and I went nuts the first time I ever saw him close up.
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post #88 of 103
12/23/09 at 4:10pm
Funny you should say that because Elvis dyed his hair. Man was to have had dishwater brown hair.
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post #89 of 103
12/23/09 at 4:12pm
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Originally Posted by LisaNY
My current boyfriend has black hair and blue eyes, and I went nuts the first time I ever saw him close up.
Back when you were just looking at him with binoculars from the rooftop across the street it just didn't have the same impact.
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post #90 of 103
12/23/09 at 4:15pm
I prefer Ginger Binger over Carrot Topper. Carrot Topper sounds like some kind of weird sex act.
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post #91 of 103
12/23/09 at 4:33pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
Funny you should say that because Elvis dyed his hair. Man was to have had dishwater brown hair.
That's right - I'd forgotten that. Whoever hit upon that combo for him was smart.

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Originally Posted by dontEATnachos View Post
Back when you were just looking at him with binoculars from the rooftop across the street it just didn't have the same impact.
Heh! Naah, that Match.com photo didn't show his eye color. It wasn't until our first date that I got a better look at him.

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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
I prefer Ginger Binger over Carrot Topper. Carrot Topper sounds like some kind of weird sex act.
See? Even funnier! I vote yes!
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post #92 of 103
12/23/09 at 6:16pm
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Originally Posted by LisaNY View Post
My current boyfriend has black hair and blue eyes, and I went nuts the first time I ever saw him close up.
Why am I picturing you clocking him one, throwing him over your shoulder and running out of the restaurant cackling like a madwoman? "Black hair! Blue eyes!! MINE!!!! ALL MINE!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!"
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post #93 of 103
12/23/09 at 9:25pm
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Originally Posted by Timothy225 View Post
Why am I picturing you clocking him one, throwing him over your shoulder and running out of the restaurant cackling like a madwoman? "Black hair! Blue eyes!! MINE!!!! ALL MINE!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!"
Hey, look, the handcuff marks totally faded by our second date - you can even ask him!
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post #94 of 103
12/23/09 at 9:55pm
Well, I would if you'd A) tell us EXACTLY where your super-secret-hidden lair/love nest/coffee klatsch and Nike sweatshop actually is, and B) take the gag off his mouth (assuming of course "fun n' games" time is over for the night, and that he's still conscious).

I keep picturing a well, the boyfriend at the bottom, and you lowering skin care products to him - "It puts the lotion on it's skin..." - as Goodbye Horses plays on. And on. And on.
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post #95 of 103
12/23/09 at 9:59pm
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post #96 of 103
12/24/09 at 5:48am
Now that's a 'You gonna get raped' face if I ever saw one. I bet there are roofies in the juice.
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post #97 of 103
12/24/09 at 11:59am
There are some really disturbing ginger pictures on the internet.
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post #98 of 103
12/24/09 at 3:57pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
I prefer Ginger Binger over Carrot Topper. Carrot Topper sounds like some kind of weird sex act.
This. "Ginger Binger" had me laughing out loud.
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post #99 of 103
12/24/09 at 4:17pm
Q. How do you get a redhead to argue with you?
A. Say something

Q. How do you get a redhead's mood to change?
A. Wait 10 seconds

Q. If you love a Redhead, set her free
A. If she follows you everywhere you go
Pitches a tent in your front lawn and puts your new girlfriend in the hospital
She's yours

Q. What's safer, a redhead or a piranha?
A. The piranha. They only attack in schools

Q. How do you know a guy at the beach has a redhead for a girlfriend?
A. She has scratched "stay off MY TURF!" on his back with her nails

Q. What do you call a Redhead with an attitude?
A. Normal

Q. What does a redhead, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
A. Men always miss them

Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A. A redhead!

Q. How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you?
A. She stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl

Q. How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer?
A. There's a hammer embedded in the monitor

Q. How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?
A. She unties you
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post #100 of 103
12/24/09 at 5:15pm
I just learned that Gillian Anderson is naturally blonde. My worldview has been thrown into chaos.
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