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White lady disappointed in Tiger and Barack

post #1 of 24
12/16/09 at 6:14pm
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...writes cringe worthy opinion piece on HuffPo.

There's so much wrong with this I can't even acknowledge them all. But let's start with the fact that she connects Tiger and Barack's "failures" with their race. What the hell do these two people have in common?

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Both men are of mixed race. Yet the majority of the country, including black Americans, sees them as black. That's not a bad thing. Except when such men of intelligence and talent, men who have such influence and power, can't help but succumb to the age old twins of greed and power.
What the what?! Sorry your Black role models let you down lady. Me thinks you have been watching too many spiritual negro movies.
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post #2 of 24
12/16/09 at 6:17pm
Is her last name "Ignorant Dipshit"? (What? I know it's two words, but she could be one of those modern hypenated dipshits!)
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post #3 of 24
12/16/09 at 6:18pm
White woman is sad that the magical negro doesn't exist! I hope she zipadeedooda's off the side of a cliff.
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post #4 of 24
12/16/09 at 6:22pm
When the fuck has Tiger Woods been justifiably put up on the intelligent pedestal? Talk all you want about golf being a mental game, he hits a fucking ball and then chases it. That's his job. When you're being told you're God your entire childhood, that's what leads you to getting your dick in various places that isn't your wife.

Also, what's great about this article is Rush Limbaugh made a very similar and very retarded connection between Obama and Woods.
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post #5 of 24
12/17/09 at 12:17am
The Huffington Post is turning more and more into a parody of a 'liberal magazine', which fulfills the imaginations of the likes of Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck. Last week they ran a piece on homeopathy which considered that field legitimate science.
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post #6 of 24
12/17/09 at 4:50am
True story:

My 5 year old daughter sees a picture of Tiger Woods, and asks "Is that our President?"
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post #7 of 24
12/17/09 at 4:52am
Your daughter is racist. Have her report to the authorities for re-education immediately.
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post #8 of 24
12/17/09 at 5:00am
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Originally Posted by The white woman
What those who were shocked at Woods' dalliances wanted to believe was that the first black man to be famous for a sport other than basketball or football was really who he appeared he was.
wat
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post #9 of 24
12/17/09 at 6:27am
lols

She should review Precious. That could be fun to read.
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post #10 of 24
12/17/09 at 6:31am
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Originally Posted by PMR View Post
wat
She even names Mike Tyson in the article
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post #11 of 24
12/17/09 at 8:58am
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Originally Posted by Scott View Post
When the fuck has Tiger Woods been justifiably put up on the intelligent pedestal?
Don't you have to be pretty bright to get into Stanford?
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post #12 of 24
12/17/09 at 9:05am
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Don't you have to be pretty bright to get into Stanford?
No, from my experience, you just need to either be a really good athlete or have rich and connected parents and the ability to be a complete and insufferable dick. Woods meets all the conditions for becoming a Stanford man.
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post #13 of 24
12/17/09 at 1:12pm
Didn't know he went to Stanford, but I still stand behind my point. I've worked with people who went to Stanford and yes, they're rich and privileged, but never came off as exceptionally intelligent and yes, were usually insufferable dicks.
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post #14 of 24
12/17/09 at 1:34pm
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Didn't know he went to Stanford, but I still stand behind my point. I've worked with people who went to Stanford and yes, they're rich and privileged, but never came off as exceptionally intelligent and yes, were usually insufferable dicks.
Truly. You know what their taunt at the Big Game is towards Cal? "Safety school." Given that our programs are academically more rigorous--at Stanford, you can drop a class without record up to one day prior to the final--and we have more Nobel laureates on faculty than they do--we actually have so many Nobel prize winners on faculty that they have their own parking assignments--it's kind of sad.
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post #15 of 24
12/17/09 at 2:25pm
Being intelligent and being a major horndog are not mutually exclusive.
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post #16 of 24
12/17/09 at 2:56pm
It's true. Black men are always cheating on their wives and bailing out Wall Street when they should be doing more to help Main Street.
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post #17 of 24
12/17/09 at 3:23pm
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She even names Mike Tyson in the article
Last time I checked, Muhammad Ali was pretty famous too. Or George Foreman, for that matter. Jackie Robinson? Willie Mays? Jessie Owens? That's just off the top of my head, mind you....
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post #18 of 24
12/17/09 at 3:35pm
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Last time I checked, Muhammad Ali was pretty famous too. Or George Foreman, for that matter. Jackie Robinson? Willie Mays? Jessie Owens? That's just off the top of my head, mind you....
You're forgetting her main problem seems to be with mulattoes. If memory serves me, all these people had racially similar parents.
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post #19 of 24
12/17/09 at 3:51pm
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Originally Posted by Cuchulain View Post
You're forgetting her main problem seems to be with mulattoes. If memory serves me, all these people had racially similar parents.
Biracial. Multiracial. Mixed-race.
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post #20 of 24
12/17/09 at 3:58pm
god mulattoes

Might as well just call people octoroons at that point.
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post #21 of 24
12/17/09 at 4:05pm
Tiger is a disgrace to oreos everywhere.
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post #22 of 24
12/17/09 at 4:08pm
Octoroons, those are the ones made with shredded coconut?
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post #23 of 24
12/17/09 at 4:22pm
So black people are just like white people? For shame, black people... for shaaaaaaaame....
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post #24 of 24
12/17/09 at 4:25pm
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Octoroons, those are the ones made with shredded coconut?
Yes, and they're delicious people.
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