Jersey Shore - Page 3

Normally I'm not an advocate for eugenics, but these people need to be sterilized for the future of the human race.

Decided to check out the show because of I've heard that it was funny.  Literally, the first line I hear:

"You masterbating?"

I think I found a new home.

EDIT: This is hilarious.

I don't having cable anymore, so I've missed out on Season 3. I'm cat sitting tonight so finally am able to catch up with a few eps. God, its still gold.

"You're like my perfect guy. Fauxhawk. White teeth. Total juicebox!"

The look on Situation's face as he was shushing the girls at the sound of the grenade horn is probably the greatest visual I've seen all century.

"I made a turd baby." You stay classy, Snooki!

Ive never watched a full 5 minutes of this show, which clearly is one of my accomplishments in life...yet i still can get any joke made here, thanks, media exposure.

This, however, was freaking hilarious:  http://www.cracked.com/blog/a-series-dispatches-from-jersey-shores-new-intern/

That jacuzzi image capture is now engraved in my brain, dammit.

Reality TV is spontaneous, it´s not rehearsed and it´s then and there. that's why, once we watch it, we have a tendency to ignore the issues that it's going to have. If you happen to observe Jersey Shore episodes of that also are offered online, you'd believe me to the max.