Jersey Shore - Page 2

She's got all the ingedients for sexy. Short, tan, big tits, not very bright.

Something got mixed up in the preparation or cooking process.

Her face, body, personality ?

Make Over! WHy does she look like Tiger Wood's mom? Seriously, she's turned into an Asian woman.

This must be when she had that eating disorder, cause she's about 40 pounds heavier now.

two castmember arent even Italian, Fox411 reports...

But in an appearance on FoxNews.com's hit Web show, "The Strategy Room," Jenni "JWOWW" Farley revealed that she and some of the other cast members are not actually Italian!
Farley herself is "Spanish and Irish," while castmate Snooki is actually Chilean. We'll give you a moment to reflect on that.
The self-proclaimed "guidette princess" from Poughkeepsie is not Italian!



Great, now i share an "ethnicity" with a cast member of Jersey Shore.
Not that I have any interest in faking guidoness, but still...this is mind boggling on a level im not sure i either care or can comprehend.

Wasn't FAKING GUIDO one of those terrible Miramax indies from the late 90's?

For some damn reason, TBS is having the Jersey Shore cast reenact scenes from this year's Best Pictures nominees. IWatchStuff has them all.

http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2010/03/n...ki_do_aldo.php

As much as I hate to admit this, the Hurt Locker one is pretty funny and Vinny has some actual screen presence.

Supposedly they are shooting in Miami's South Beach very soon, if not right now. Oh, and apparently the cast is getting $10,000 per episode, according to Herc's article on aicn.

Miami has... issues with MTV shooting the show in their clubs, and basically doesn't want them. The cast is headed back to Jersey to shoot the rest of the season.

http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local-b...-90519354.html

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/36475050...news-miami_fl/

Ha! Miami clubs have higher standards that Jersey clubs. Too funny.

Well, to be fair, South Beach is something of a clubbing Mecca. They actually have quite high standards for their bigger clubs. I don't think any of those shitholes on the Jersey Shore have anything resembling the ridiculous velvet-rope policies of SoBe clubs.

Damn right joeypants, it's a struggle to get into the big clubs after midnight down there. Incredibly long lines, dress codes, and ratio enforcement is big. For non-celebrities, if you aren't a hot girl (or with a group of them) or aren't prepared to drop serious dime for bottle service (usually around $300), your chances of getting in are greatly reduced as the night wears on. Getting there at 11 or earlier is usually a must.

I find it hilarious that these D listers are getting barred from entering though, but it sounds like it's mainly MTV's fault.

Yeah, if you're a guy you better have a whole gaggle of HOT women with you, and the ratio needs to be WAAAAAY skewed towards the females. And even then... you might have trouble depending on the club.

Believe me, 90% of those clubs on South Beach give less than two slippery shits about an MTV show, no matter how "hot" it is. They have their own thing going on down there, and it doesn't need help.

These douchebags are infamous enough to get a photoshoot with Bar Rafael. WTF?! More pics in link

So... anyone watching season 2? It's still wonderful trash and I'm still getting a kick out of watching it, especially since it's on South Beach and I can actually recognize locations. The club they've been shown partying at is club B.E.D. It's a decent medium sized club, but definitely not one of the more pretensious and harder to get into spots down there. The Sammi/Ronny stuff is the worst part of the show, and it's much more entertaining when they focus on The Situation/Pauly D/J-Woww/Snooki's antics. Angelina, the girl who got kicked off in the second episode of the first season, is back and as hated as ever. Sadly, the duckphone seems to be MIA (but not in "MIA"). Word on the net is they're filming a third season right now back at the Shore.

There's been two episodes so far, so fire up your dvr to catch them as they're rerun or venture over to mtv.com and watch, if you dare.

Last night there was a pretty sweet trailer for Jackass 3D during one of the commercial breaks. The "high-5" gag is awesome, can't wait to see it in slow motion.

I've been watching, but I'm really irritated at their attempts to craft a storyline for Ronnie and Sammi. Frankly, I'm not watching this show because I care about the characters. I'm watching it because I DON'T care about the characters. I want to see them get into fights, get arrested, and get pukey drunk.

Last night's episode, btw, made me want to give up alcohol entirely. Thank fully, cooler heads prevailed.

I watched the premiere. I still think this show should be half an hour. The longer airtime drags. I can't take the pain in small doses.

I only care about Seeing Angelina getting smacked by everyone. The season promises more catfights than Jerry Springer.

It's REALLY hard for me to watch this show in unrecorded form. DVR is absolutely necessary and trims it down by eliminating all the crappy commercials, plus you can fast forward through Ronnie and Sammi making up for the hundredth time. Really, really sick of them taking up screentime.

Some stuff I loved from the second episode:

-Snooki telling Angelina's friend on the phone that Angelina was dead and immediately hanging up, followed by the friend calling back and when Angelina answers he immediately says, "how'd she die?" and her reply of "I'm not dead asshole!"

-The spilled chicken debacle and The Situation's astonishment in the talkback that they were coming to him to ask what they should do about it.

-The Situation ordering the pizza as The Situation. Then spelling it out when the pizza guy doesn't believe it, followed by pizza guy just going "whatever man".

-"The Shirt Before The Shirt". I was watching and said to myself, "crap... i do that". Hey, you don't want your shirt to get wrinkled or messed up before going out!

-J-woww in the see-through shower

From now on, whenever I watch this show I'm going to take a drink whenever Mike or Pauly or hell, anyone, makes a reference to grenades, landmines, or any other military or explosive ordinance in reference to a girl.

MVP
I never wanted to kick my tv so much before that moment.

The Situation ordering pizza is one of the funniest things on TV all year. And this show proves that wife-beaters are worn only idiots.

Just caught up on the past 3 eps. Absolutely glorious.

In addition to never wanting to hear girls referred to in military speak, I could also do without the word "smush". I mean really? Do you also call your dick a "pee pee".

I read that one of the castmembers was big into blow while in Miami. The way Ronnie is acting certainly makes me think he's doing more than sucking back booze. He had the crazy eyes going in some of those club scenes.

So my wife got me hooked on this towards the tail end of last season. God this show is awesome.

In this past episode, when Vinny was sleeping on the bean bag thing there was a big chalkboard behind him, and one of the many things written on there was "Grenade Free Foundation."

Its the little things that make this show so sublime.

And yeah, knowing a bunch of coke heads, its easy to say Ronnie is a big fan of the booger sugar.

Have at it fellas!

eewwww. there is nothing right about that ass. nothing at all.

I'm an ass man and I agree.

But... Spoiler:I'd still hit it.

I was out of town so I haven't watched last week's episode yet, need to do that.

I'm caught up, and last night's episode focused 90% on Ron and Sammi's dysfunctional relationship. Lame as hell, those two need to be on another show away from the shenannigans of the rest of the cast. They really bring the entertainment value of this show down for me whenever it focuses on them.

One of the few good moments from the episode was a quote from Vinnie, after some girls who walked into the gellato shop mentioned that they were studying for finals:

"I don't want girls studying for finals, I want girls studying for dick."

Cokehead Ronnie crashing and faceplanting into the floor was pretty good too... but it's marred because it's tied to the drama with him and Sammi.

Seriously, no more Ronnie and Sammi drama. I'm glad Vinny is getting some more screen time this year. He's hilarious and actually the smartest of the bunch. My friend's mother was his teacher and said he was one of the brightest kids in the class.

I can believe that. Of that entire gang of idiots, I doubt he'll end up on "celebrity" rehab.

Seriously, if I could get rid of one cast member it would be Sammi. I didn't pay much attention to it at the time, but someone on another board brought up the way she managed to quickly turn Snooki's phone breakup with her boyfriend Emilio (Who was douchetastic on the phone, by the way. One of the few gems from this episode) back to the subject of her and Ronnie. I have friends who do that type of shit... you lend an ear to them and give some advice, but then when you try to get them to reciprocate by talking with them about your own problems they manage to bring it back to themselves in seconds. Seriously, all Sammi does is concern herself with Ron, fulfill her quest to be the biggest living human doormat alive, and sleep, and it's boring as hell. It was pretty sad when he locked the cab door and drove off while she stood there looking like an idiot. I wonder if he was going somewhere to score some booger sugar before hitting the club.

Hopefully next week we get more MVP and general antics from the group, and less of those two. The stupid anonymous note threatens to continue their godawful saga though. From the previews for next week it looks like Pauly D and The Situation are going to attempt to mack on two sets of girls at the same time but keep them separated to different wings of the house which should provide some classic scenes. Maybe if we're lucky we'll get a breakdown of the strategery involved in such a maneuver from The Situation using his fine vocabulary of military terms.

Oh, another great scene was when Snookie informed us of why lesbianism is on the rise. She should publish an article on the subject, I'm sure it would be an enlightening read.

Yeah, that scene reminded me of her diatribe on how "Obama's tax" on tanning salons was all about them. "McCain would never do that." LOL!

"I dont like tests. Thats why I didnt go to college."

Brilliance.

And yeah, in between each commercial break was like a Sam and Ronnie mini episode, complete with falling out, them swearing off each other for good, then reuniting just as MTV tells me what song is playing as it fades to commercial.

That needs to stop.

Snooki's analysis of lesbianism rates going up had me in tears though.

Apparently, Snooki is a fucking umpa loompa now

Check it out:
http://www.thesuperficial.com/ha-the...-shore-vmas-03

Is it me or are The Situation's abs getting worse each time he shows them?

Also, J-Wow kinda looked classy in that dress.

Comparatively, yes.

Trash Bag's last stand.

So funny!

She's a dirty little hamster.

frist episode I actually watched, when Mike said something about not wanting the table to get hurt, I couldn't stop laughing for a few minutes. I may have to go back and watch season 1.

Yeah, Mike's table comment was terrific. But then he said something about not disrespecting a leader or something like that and i went back to hating him.

I've been onboard all season, seen every episode.

For being the douchiest looking male cast member, Pauly D is the most likeable guy in the house. CABSAREHEAH

Pauly is incredibly nice. And yeah, you look at him and you think he'd be the worst. But he's just so relaxed and doesn't get mixed with any of the shit.

Now, Sammy, is there someone on this planet who is more boring? All she ever does is complain and look weepy and sit on a bed crying.

Pauly's definitely the most grounded. At 28, I think he's the oldest castmember. He's still a total douche when it comes to "creepin" for girls, but when he finds one he likes he treats them like gold.

The Situation is really all about DTF and then he drops them like a hot potato. I mean, when he had that one chick wait for him in the Smush room while he made himself something to eat, I was literally slack jawed. The chick who left Mike with his dick in his hand was my hero.

Snooki is the girl with the heart of gold looking for love in all the wrong places. Ronny and Sammi need to go away. Their relationship drama is so old. And Sammi is so narcissistic. Everything gets turned around about her. There could be a conversation about something completely unrelated to her, and she makes it about her to garner sympathy. It's so sick.

Vinny moved from non-existent in Season 1 to slightly more interesting in Season 2. But as much as he talks smack about Angela starting trouble all the time, Vinny's usually the one tattling on what other people said. Angela is just a crazy person, but her craziness disrupts the fun of the GTL gang so in that respect she's ruining our fun too. Good riddance!

In related news, I was visiting my brother in Tampa and the local radio was playing a song by Pauly D. It was a dance station of course, and it was largely loud techno with a chorus of "beat the beat" and Pauly saying his name over and over again.

I can promise you he'll get a record deal and sell a ton of those.

He's getting a spin off! Snooki's geting the book. J-Wow is getting naked on Playboy and The Situation is just raking it in.

I don't see the point of re making The Addams Family, MTV made it already.

I gotta admit I was dying during the "t-shirt time" montage.

ETA: Just saw this on another website. Brilliant.

Pauly D looks kinda coked out this season, running around all wide eyed, waking people up in the middle of the night talking nonsense.

Ha! Ha! TMZ is reporting that Angelina is dropping a record. You can hear a sample HERE.

The season 3 premiere did not disappoint.  The show is still just as wonderful trash as it's always been.

 

Cliffs:

lol @ Vinny smashing Snookie's friend (dick)Ryder while they were hanging out between seasons

double lol @ Snookie being mad at Vinnie because he hooks up with grenades when she is the definition of one

lol @ Situation's face when the new girl Deena accidentally gets naked in front of him

 

Strong wtf @ Sammi and Ronnie taking the only room with 3 beds... and now Situation has to sleep up there with them.  Should provide some laughs when he starts bringing girls home.

 

Apparently the new board design can't handle animated .gifs so you'll have to click to see these treasures in all their glory:

 

 

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too bad she dodged :/

 

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from the previews for the rest of the season 

 

 

 

I feel dirty for watching this show faithfully... but I don't care.

 

 

aw yeah

I can already tell this season will bring the lulz.

 

Snooki keeps getting uglier and uglier.

Yeah, this season will be great. Deena is hot in a horrible kinda way. Snooki looks just AWFUL.