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4 year old gets drunk, steals Xmas presents

post #1 of 12
12/21/09 at 12:45pm
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In the GREATEST STORY OF 2009, a 4 year old kid apparently got drunk, broke into a house, and stole some Christmas presents--one of which was a little girl's dress, which HE THEN PUT ON, and continued to walk the streets.
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post #2 of 12
12/21/09 at 1:00pm
"You must love this country as much as I love a cold beer on a hot Christmas morning!"
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post #3 of 12
12/21/09 at 1:06pm
I think this is like the third time the story's been posted. It's really depressing.
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post #4 of 12
12/21/09 at 1:15pm
His reasons behind it are kinda sad - wanting to do something bad so he could be locked up with his dad. But you have to love the kid logic of defining bad as stealing xmas presents, drinking and wearing a dress.
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post #5 of 12
12/21/09 at 1:18pm
That child has a wonderful future.
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post #6 of 12
12/21/09 at 1:28pm
http://chud.com/forum/showpost.php?p...&postcount=559
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post #7 of 12
12/21/09 at 1:36pm
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Originally Posted by Anakin's Dad View Post
I think this is like the third time the story's been posted. It's really depressing.
But the story IS JUST THAT GREAT.

Seriously, though, as I was posting it, I thought someone must have done it already, but I couldn't find a thread for it. Little did I know it was a separate post in another thread.
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post #8 of 12
12/21/09 at 1:45pm
I hope the little tyke was belligerent to the cops.
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post #9 of 12
12/21/09 at 2:07pm
hey guys did you hear britney murphy's dead
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post #10 of 12
12/21/09 at 2:12pm
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Originally Posted by Martianman View Post
In the GREATEST STORY OF 2009, a 4 year old kid apparently got drunk, broke into a house, and stole some Christmas presents--one of which was a little girl's dress, which HE THEN PUT ON, and continued to walk the streets.
When I was growing up, we'd just check the closet for hidden presents. And we usually did it sober.
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post #11 of 12
12/21/09 at 8:29pm
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Originally Posted by Martianman View Post
In the GREATEST STORY OF 2009, a 4 year old kid apparently got drunk, broke into a house, and stole some Christmas presents--one of which was a little girl's dress, which HE THEN PUT ON, and continued to walk the streets.
He's seen some Larry Clark movies I think.
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post #12 of 12
12/21/09 at 10:02pm
This is the funniest and saddest story I've heard i a good while,
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