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The Most Homoerotic Video Game Of Our Time

post #1 of 57
12/22/09 at 7:00am
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Muscle March!
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post #2 of 57
12/22/09 at 7:06am
There are no words to describe that.
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post #3 of 57
12/22/09 at 8:15am
Never in a million years did I suspect that game would actually see Western shores. Never.

I stand horrified, endlessly amused, and corrected.
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post #4 of 57
12/22/09 at 8:41am
I thought this was going to be about Gears Of War 3.

This looks much more awesome.
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post #5 of 57
12/22/09 at 8:47am
Oh boy, that was a good healthy laugh! The running! Oh god the running is great.
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post #6 of 57
12/22/09 at 10:06am
What this is not Gears of War 2 what are you talking about Alex
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post #7 of 57
12/22/09 at 11:19am
I think that they wasted the perfect opportunity to have an all Scissor Sisters game soundtrack.
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post #8 of 57
12/22/09 at 11:23am
I linked to the original story in Kotaku about the WiiWare Japan Only version of this game a million years ago. I actually had the Japanese version on my software-modded Wii back before I renounced my old life, and it is fun (and funny) as hell. Glad to hear it is being released in North America!
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post #9 of 57
12/22/09 at 11:34am
Ugh. Not for me.
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post #10 of 57
12/22/09 at 11:39am
First it's all "Games aren't gay enough!" now it's all "Games are too gay!"

MAKE UP YOUR MIND >:[
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post #11 of 57
12/22/09 at 11:42am
Fuck that misleading title. I was expecting Commando: The Game.
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post #12 of 57
12/22/09 at 11:43am
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Originally Posted by HBarr View Post
Ugh. Not for me.
Embrace the polar bear in Speedos and the woman who is challenging your definitions of femininity. EMBRACE THEM!!

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post #13 of 57
12/22/09 at 11:50am
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Originally Posted by Brad Millette View Post
First it's all "Games aren't gay enough!" now it's all "Games are too gay!"

MAKE UP YOUR MIND >:[
Is it too much to ask for realistic looking homoerotic figures? I mean, who wants to fuck a cartoon character? I'm not Japanese.
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post #14 of 57
12/22/09 at 11:52am
Did you not see Avatar which BROKE OPEN THE FLOODGATES for getting boners over computerpeople?!
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post #15 of 57
12/22/09 at 11:53am
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Originally Posted by HBarr View Post
I mean, who wants to fuck a cartoon character?


This guy.
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post #16 of 57
12/22/09 at 11:54am
That movie opened all ready? Man, I should get off the internet. Also, they totally looked fake. Opposite of boner inducing.
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post #17 of 57
12/22/09 at 12:27pm
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Originally Posted by Sean Blackwell View Post


This guy.
Mom?
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post #18 of 57
12/22/09 at 12:49pm
God dammit, Sean. I can't unsee that shit.
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post #19 of 57
12/22/09 at 12:57pm
Why the need to unsee it? EMBRACE IT.
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post #20 of 57
12/22/09 at 1:04pm
Went from zero to FUCK THIS THREAD in like ten seconds
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post #21 of 57
12/22/09 at 1:07pm
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Don't forget that the bear is Norwegian.

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post #22 of 57
12/22/09 at 1:20pm
But of course he is...
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post #23 of 57
12/22/09 at 2:26pm
This article made me wish there was a Flex Mentallo game. Muscle Mystery!

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post #24 of 57
12/22/09 at 2:35pm
Do all the character select screens look like a 13 year olds myspace page, or just the Cheerful Bear?
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post #25 of 57
12/22/09 at 2:55pm
Dare I? Oh, what the hell.

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Originally Posted by Matt M View Post
Now that's a image, if computer generated, that I could get behind.
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post #26 of 57
12/22/09 at 2:58pm
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Originally Posted by HBarr View Post
Dare I? Oh, what the hell.



Now that's a image, if computer generated, that I could get behind.
You COULD of phrased that better....
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post #27 of 57
12/22/09 at 3:02pm
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Originally Posted by Graham View Post
You COULD of phrased that better....
So could HAVE you!

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Do all the character select screens look like a 13 year olds myspace page, or just the Cheerful Bear?
They're all that crazy. I had a billion images from the game in a folder but I deleted it and then set my hard drive on fire.
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post #28 of 57
12/22/09 at 3:14pm
Because Alex hates gay bears.
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post #29 of 57
12/22/09 at 3:16pm
*looks disapprovingly at Alex*
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post #30 of 57
12/22/09 at 3:19pm
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You know, don't want none of that gay getting on me!
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post #31 of 57
12/22/09 at 3:19pm
No, I mean bears like the animal, not bears like a really hairy gay man. That would be redundant. "Alex hates gay hairy gay men."

Think, Barr. THINK.
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post #32 of 57
12/22/09 at 3:20pm
Did you know: If you cut a gay in half, you get two gays, because gays are more closely related to starfish than humans. It's how they reproduce.
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post #33 of 57
12/22/09 at 3:32pm
I thought they reproduced every time a Cher's "Believe" was played. I'm so confused.
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post #34 of 57
12/22/09 at 3:35pm
I really though "gay" was the disease Dustin Hoffman was fighting against in Outbreak.
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post #35 of 57
12/22/09 at 3:39pm
Mass Effect #1 had some gay elements. It's probably the most famously homosexual game of the past 5 years.
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post #36 of 57
12/22/09 at 3:40pm
Famously homosexual = good term.
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post #37 of 57
12/22/09 at 3:44pm
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Originally Posted by Princess Kate View Post
Mass Effect #1 had some gay elements. It's probably the most famously homosexual game of the past 5 years.
I'd give props to Fable first.
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post #38 of 57
12/22/09 at 3:48pm
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Originally Posted by HBarr View Post
I'd give props to Fable first.
I didn't play FABLE, so unfortunately I cannot speak to that. Even if it's content is more homoerotic, I doubt it's homoeroticism is as infamous as the Mass Effect controversy that erupted in Winter 2007
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post #39 of 57
12/22/09 at 3:49pm
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Famously homosexual = good term.
Thanks! I'm a 9th level wordsmith and Spector Agent: P
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post #40 of 57
12/22/09 at 3:49pm
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Originally Posted by Princess Kate View Post
Mass Effect #1 had some gay elements. It's probably the most famously homosexual game of the past 5 years.
Somebody hasn't been playing Dragon Age, it seems.

Dragon Age takes Mass Effect's gay elements out shopping (complete with fashion montage) and then to see Cats. Twice.
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post #41 of 57
12/22/09 at 3:55pm
'Age of Conan' had some gay elements to it as well. Big deal.
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post #42 of 57
12/22/09 at 3:56pm
One of my best friends is black.
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post #43 of 57
12/22/09 at 4:00pm
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Originally Posted by Martin Savage View Post
I really though "gay" was the disease Dustin Hoffman was fighting against in Outbreak.
No, no, no. That was Ebola.

Coincidently, the Ebola Gay was the name of the superfortress that bombed Hiroshima.
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post #44 of 57
12/22/09 at 4:00pm
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Originally Posted by Sean Blackwell View Post
One of my best friends is black.
Yeah, but gay is the new black.

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Originally Posted by Mattioli View Post
No, no, no. That was Ebola.

Coincidently, the Ebola Gay was the name of the superfortress that bombed Hiroshima.
Same shit, different name.
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post #45 of 57
12/22/09 at 4:00pm
My cousin is gay and asian, so I can make more inappropriate jokes than any of you.
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post #46 of 57
12/22/09 at 4:02pm
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Originally Posted by Sean Blackwell View Post
Somebody hasn't been playing Dragon Age, it seems.

Dragon Age takes Mass Effect's gay elements out shopping (complete with fashion montage) and then to see Cats. Twice.
I was at the Mall yesterday to get ME2 (among other things) and when I found out it wasn't out yet, I was thinking about Dragon Age... but I had a really bad experience with OBLIVION and in general I don't enjoy fantasy so I figured I'd just wait for ME2 to get my RPG fix.

As for Dragon Age 1-uping ME on that kind of gameplay, if it has, it's yet to be discussed on Fox News the way ME got hammered by them. I havn't played every game that's come out in the past 5 years, but I am still fairly certain that ME holds the title of the most "(in)famously homosexual" game of the decade
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post #47 of 57
12/22/09 at 4:02pm
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Originally Posted by Mattioli View Post
No, no, no. That was Ebola.

Coincidently, the Ebola Gay was the name of the superfortress that bombed Hiroshima.
No. It wasn't. Sorry, Mattioli!
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post #48 of 57
12/22/09 at 4:03pm
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Originally Posted by Princess Kate View Post
but I am still fairly certain that ME holds the title of the most "(in)famously homosexual" game of the decade
I thought that was "Elite Beat Agents".
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No. It wasn't. Sorry, Mattioli!
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post #49 of 57
12/22/09 at 4:04pm
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Originally Posted by Martin Savage View Post
Yeah, but gay is the new black.
But straight is the new gay.
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post #50 of 57
12/22/09 at 4:06pm
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Originally Posted by Mattioli View Post
I thought that was "Elite Beat Agents".
Despite your 'Moe' graphic, you do know I'm right about what I said you were wrong about, don't you? : )
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