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post #1 of 22
12/22/09 at 2:10pm
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I'm not sure the hos of celebreality are the best way to sell your product, especially when your product are things that go in your mouth. Oh snap, maybe it is. In any case, meet their newest spokeswhore - Kim KardASSian. Previous ads have featured Parasite Hilton and some chick from MTV's The Hills that isn't LC or KC.

Kim sucks on that apple slice like nobody's business. Watch out Ray J, there's a new sex tape in town.
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post #2 of 22
12/22/09 at 2:18pm
I'm still waiting for the Snooki deep-throating a Coney commercial. I know that Carls Jr/Hardees has it in them.
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post #3 of 22
12/22/09 at 2:29pm
So, has she moved on from "Look how much weight I lost with QuickTrim!" to "Look how much weight I've gained from eating Carl's Jr.!"
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post #4 of 22
12/22/09 at 2:35pm
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post #5 of 22
12/22/09 at 2:42pm
I <3 Jake.
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post #6 of 22
12/22/09 at 7:10pm
And IDIOCRACY takes one closer step to reality. "Carl's Jr! FUCK YOU! I'M EATING!"
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post #7 of 22
12/22/09 at 8:58pm
If she's such a neat freak and wants things to be clean, she shouldn't be eating a salad with her fingers.

Use a fork, moron.
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post #8 of 22
12/23/09 at 2:44pm
*Toss her salad* joke HERE.


Cause I totally would.
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post #9 of 22
12/23/09 at 3:37pm
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I'm not sure the hos of celebreality are the best way to sell your product, especially when your product are things that go in your mouth. Oh snap, maybe it is. In any case, meet their newest spokeswhore - Kim KardASSian. Previous ads have featured Parasite Hilton and some chick from MTV's The Hills that isn't LC or KC.

Kim sucks on that apple slice like nobody's business. Watch out Ray J, there's a new sex tape in town.
Are you being dismissive when comparing one Hills cast member to another?
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post #10 of 22
12/23/09 at 4:39pm
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LC and KC had spin off shows featuring them as the main draw, Audrina was some background chick who rode their coat tails to collect a paycheck.

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*Toss her salad* joke HERE.


Cause I totally would.
Nice.
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post #11 of 22
12/23/09 at 4:49pm
I wouldn't say she "rode their coattails" so much as "benefitted from the same failure of society that allowed the first two to be famous to begin with". The idea of caring more about one bimbo from the show more than another is ridiculous.
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post #12 of 22
12/23/09 at 4:59pm
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I don't care. But two are household names, and the other is not. I never seen one episode of the shows, but I could tell you who Lauren Conrad is from newspapers and gossip sites. I learned the other chick's name from the Carl's Jr ad.
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post #13 of 22
12/23/09 at 5:08pm
To paraphrase Lethal Weapon 2, makes me want to buy a salad.
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post #14 of 22
12/23/09 at 9:19pm
If only she had sucked Ray J off the way she sucked off that apple.

Poor Reggie.
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post #15 of 22
12/23/09 at 9:20pm
Huffpo story on the ads for you guys:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/1..._n_400612.html
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post #16 of 22
12/23/09 at 11:10pm
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Padma wins hands down.
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post #17 of 22
12/26/09 at 4:56pm
If only for the fact that she actually seems to be eating that burger the way a normal person would. Albeit, sexfully.
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post #18 of 22
12/26/09 at 4:59pm
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Padma wins hands down.
What's really strange is I was thinking the same thing. Picking bits of salad up with your hands is just gross. But that burger the Indian woman is eating looks really good. I'm a sucker for a good hamburger/cheeseburger. I'm going to Burger King later today (I know, I know, I should just get a real hamburger at a restaurant... but BK is on my way for other errands) and I'm either going to get a Angus Steakhouse burger, or BK double stacker. I've had the Triple Stacker, but frankly it's a little gross how much gooey meat and cheese there is.


I'm either going to get this one:




Or...

This one:
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post #19 of 22
12/26/09 at 9:47pm
Audrina is perfect!! Well, my type anyway.
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post #20 of 22
12/27/09 at 12:47am
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I don't care. But two are household names, and the other is not. I never seen one episode of the shows, but I could tell you who Lauren Conrad is from newspapers and gossip sites. I learned the other chick's name from the Carl's Jr ad.
That's surprising since "Audrina in a bikini" is the standard "slow news day" post of gossip sites.
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post #21 of 22
12/28/09 at 12:41pm
By the way, I went to BK for the burger. I got a double stacker, but asked for the crispy onions from the steak house burger instead of regular raw onions. Instead, they put BK onion rings on my burger

It was pretty gross (fast food onion rings are pretty much universally terrible)
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post #22 of 22
1/14/10 at 7:34pm
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By the way, I went to BK for the burger. I got a double stacker, but asked for the crispy onions from the steak house burger instead of regular raw onions. Instead, they put BK onion rings on my burger

It was pretty gross (fast food onion rings are pretty much universally terrible)
LOL

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