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post #51 of 258
12/23/09 at 3:48pm
Go deep.
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post #52 of 258
12/23/09 at 3:49pm
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Originally Posted by The_Bodhisattva View Post
I'm not prolific or memorable enough to rate a narrator, but even if he doesn't post in here can you do one for Fleed?
duke fleed would be that guy with Down's Syndrome who played Master Blaster's head in MAD MAX BEYOND THUNDERDOME.
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post #53 of 258
12/23/09 at 3:51pm
My voice is powerful sex, act accordingly.
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post #54 of 258
12/23/09 at 3:52pm
I'm from Michigan but I've lived in the Austin area for 25+ years. I'm 6'7", 255 lbs (666 lbs in zero gravity), and I pick the goddamn terror of the GODS from my nose. Good luck.
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post #55 of 258
12/23/09 at 3:53pm
Has this already gone the way of Rath's offer to review our avatars?

If not, give me my voice!
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post #56 of 258
12/23/09 at 3:54pm
:: looks up Cynthia Nixon on Wikipedia, IMDB ::
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post #57 of 258
12/23/09 at 3:55pm
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Originally Posted by Tati View Post
God Dammit Phil, he started the whole Brazilian thing. I'm from fucking Argentina!
It might have been me as I know I've made that same mistake (more than once too). I'm a bad person.

Also, give me a narrator!
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post #58 of 258
12/23/09 at 3:56pm
Ooooooh, yes, please!
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post #59 of 258
12/23/09 at 3:57pm
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Originally Posted by MissZooey View Post
:: looks up Cynthia Nixon on Wikipedia, IMDB ::
You don't aren't familiar with Cynthia Nixon? Zooey. Wow.

Might I point you in the direction of The Manhattan Project (for some of her early work)?
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post #60 of 258
12/23/09 at 4:00pm
I know who she is, I just didn't connect the name and the face right away. I'm good now.
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post #61 of 258
12/23/09 at 4:06pm
Do it.
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post #62 of 258
12/23/09 at 4:08pm
How about our former resident douche Domingo too?
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post #63 of 258
12/23/09 at 4:10pm
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Originally Posted by FilmNerdJamie View Post
How about our former resident douche Domingo too?
In my head, he's always sounded like Andy Richter. No offense, Andy.
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post #64 of 258
12/23/09 at 4:11pm
We all know that Moltisanti = Walton Goggins
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post #65 of 258
12/23/09 at 4:12pm
Bullshit. Molt sounds like the lovechild of Lee Marvin and Robert Mitchum.
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post #66 of 258
12/23/09 at 4:15pm
Is that not Walton Goggins?
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post #67 of 258
12/23/09 at 4:26pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
Do it.
EdHocken talks like. A malfunctioning Johnny 5 from. SHORT CIRCUIT damn straight.
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post #68 of 258
12/23/09 at 4:33pm
You don't know me.
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post #69 of 258
12/23/09 at 4:43pm
I'll give it a go. Not allowed to use the QB or the sports announcer though.
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post #70 of 258
12/23/09 at 5:13pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
We all know that Moltisanti = Walton Goggins
I was waiting for him to post to say the same thing. I read all of Molt's posts with Goggins in my brain.
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post #71 of 258
12/23/09 at 5:29pm
I am not sure I even want to know??
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post #72 of 258
12/23/09 at 5:37pm
I'm in. Slightly apprehensive, but in.

I do think Rath should assign voices to the CHUD luminaries - Nick, Devin, Andre, Alex (and the rest) - whether or not they ask for it, and whether or not we've heard their actual voices.
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post #73 of 258
12/23/09 at 5:52pm
Do it.
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post #74 of 258
12/23/09 at 5:57pm
What the hell, I'm in.
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post #75 of 258
12/23/09 at 6:03pm
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Originally Posted by Ryan S~ View Post
What the hell, I'm in.
I imagine Bryan Adams. I blame the Canadian influence. Sorry.
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post #76 of 258
12/23/09 at 6:12pm
Who's choosing it for Rath? I vote Jesse Eisenburg.
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post #77 of 258
12/23/09 at 6:28pm
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Originally Posted by RathBandu View Post
Post here, and I'll tell you which celebrity will read your posts in the CHUD audiobook.
I am so in and you know me well.
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post #78 of 258
12/23/09 at 6:42pm
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Originally Posted by Anakin's Dad View Post
Who's choosing it for Rath? I vote Jesse Eisenburg.
Zach Braff.
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post #79 of 258
12/23/09 at 6:56pm
As Prince infamously sang, "Do me, baby!"
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post #80 of 258
12/23/09 at 7:09pm
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Originally Posted by MissZooey View Post
Consider it your Christmas gift, Anderson.

Make it a good one, Rath, and I'll change my avatar.
So say us all.
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post #81 of 258
12/23/09 at 7:33pm
Oh yes this should be great. I'm curious who would narrate my posts.
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post #82 of 258
12/23/09 at 7:46pm
Give it to me. Your wildfire. Don't take it from me. Give it.
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post #83 of 258
12/23/09 at 8:07pm
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Originally Posted by HBarr View Post
I imagine Bryan Adams. I blame the Canadian influence. Sorry.
I can live with that. I would've accepted Neil Young as well.

I'm still curious what Rath has in mind.
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post #84 of 258
12/23/09 at 8:10pm
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Originally Posted by RathBandu View Post
Post here, and I'll tell you which celebrity will read your posts in the CHUD audiobook.
I'd be seriously interested to find out who you think would fit my tone of writing. I have some personal casting preferences, should that ever happen (A CHUD version of the FACEBOOK movie?)
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post #85 of 258
12/23/09 at 8:22pm
Well if Ryan gets Bryan Adams then I want Corey Hart (in the biblical sense). I think William Shatner... could do a good... Fleed.
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post #86 of 258
12/23/09 at 9:22pm
Do eet! Doo eet now-wah!
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post #87 of 258
12/23/09 at 9:27pm
Rath, we're waaaiting...
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post #88 of 258
12/23/09 at 9:28pm
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Originally Posted by LisaNY View Post
Rath, we're waaaiting...
Indeed. I know you may be busy, but the idea for this thread is an exciting one, and the wait is killing me.
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post #89 of 258
12/23/09 at 9:47pm
Hit me up too. I was born in Louisiana, grew up in Oklahoma and live in Louisiana again. I neither sound like an Okie or a Cajun. I've been doing theatre for 15 years. Go.
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post #90 of 258
12/23/09 at 9:55pm
KFC makes a good point about accents. I feel that I have little to no accent, and I worry that any actress attempting to imitate a Massachusetts accent would make it way to thick. So really I don't think an effort towards accent appropriate casting should be made
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post #91 of 258
12/23/09 at 10:22pm
OK, I'm curious as to what Rath will come up with. Hey, it's a Holiday week.
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post #92 of 258
12/23/09 at 10:27pm
yup.
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post #93 of 258
12/23/09 at 11:52pm
Try to look beyond Sam Worthington, will ya?
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post #94 of 258
12/23/09 at 11:54pm
Sure why not.
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post #95 of 258
12/24/09 at 12:28am
I don't have an Australian accent, so none of this Paul Hogan shit...I sound English or gay.
More gay.
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post #96 of 258
12/24/09 at 12:29am
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Originally Posted by tommy five-tone View Post
Try to look beyond Sam Worthington, will ya?
Hahahahahhahahahaha!
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post #97 of 258
12/24/09 at 12:39am
Okay... but please take a good sample of my posts. I wouldn't want you to get me all nerdy because of my LCD TV discussion!

Oh, I'm from Jersey and live in Southern California now... if that helps.
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post #98 of 258
12/24/09 at 1:00am
You still doing this, Rath? If so, I want to play, too.
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post #99 of 258
12/24/09 at 2:19am
Thread Starter 
Boom. Let's do this. Explanations to follow, maybe. Some of these may be repeated.

Anderson: Lucas Black
MissZooey: Cynthia Nixon
Doc Happening: Peter Gallagher, if Peter Gallagher were a late night deejay for an oldies station.
Merriweather: Stephen Fry, in Hitchhiker's mode
BobClark: Now that I think about it, I'm going to have to go with the just-above the fray but still quick with a quip Adam Scott
Bobby Bear: Ben Daniels
Tati: B-movie actor extraordinaire Joaqium De Alameida, the "Spanish Phil Hartman"
Humanoid: Bill Pullman, because your posting about "Faith in Film" makes me think of that show he did about the end of the world
Nordling: Jesse Plemons
KidInTheHelmet: Bill Simmons, sportswriter
Dickson: William H. Macy
Feral: Jeff Anderson
Arjun: Willam Dafoe, simply because you have the best avatar ever
Dre: Sam Rockwell. The easy answer's Zach Galifinakis, though.
Mr. Cellophane: Patrick Wilson
Hocken: David Tennant doing an american accent
joeypants: Nicolas Cage
Spike: Who's the lead on the Inbetweeners, the guy with the great deadpan? That kid.
Jake: Ben Foster
LisaNY: Debi Mazar. Many people think she's shrill. I think she's awesome.
Schwartz: Wendell Pierce
Mattolli: Bill Paxton
Ryan S: I'm going to go left field and pick Ian McShane here, because I get a kick out of hearing Ian McShane narrate informative posts about sound
Diva: Wanda Sykes
Cameron: Ed Westwick. You know why.
DJ Dylan: Heart! Also, Patrick Fugit
Greg Clark: Rob Lowe (or Cougar Town's Dan Byrd)
tommy five tone: Guy Pearce or Paul Bettany
Princess Kate: Kristin Schall or Miranda July

I know I missed a lot of people, but that's off the top of my head and I need to think about some of these more. Round two will come soon, but I have to get up in five hours.
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post #100 of 258
12/24/09 at 2:24am
Bettany! SCORE!

Merry Christmas to you too, Rath.
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