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Charlie Sheen's wife had a wonderful Christmas

post #1 of 87
12/25/09 at 9:29pm
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http://www.wlwt.com/entertainment/22059916/detail.html
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post #2 of 87
12/25/09 at 10:20pm
Sincerely, what the fuck is wrong with this guy? I am genuinely curious about the wiring of his mind.

Of course, it's possible that he's just a dickhead.
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post #3 of 87
12/25/09 at 11:07pm
I curious about the wiring of the mind of any woman that would marry him.

Spoiled milk doesn't get tastier the longer you leave it in the fridge.
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post #4 of 87
12/25/09 at 11:47pm
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Originally Posted by Barkatthemoon View Post
I curious about the wiring of the mind of any woman that would marry him.

Spoiled milk doesn't get tastier the longer you leave it in the fridge.
Any woman who is willing to marry Charlie Sheen signs away any right to complain when he goes upside her head.
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post #5 of 87
12/25/09 at 11:48pm
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Originally Posted by Barkatthemoon View Post
I curious about the wiring of the mind of any woman that would marry him.

Spoiled milk doesn't get tastier the longer you leave it in the fridge.
I'd still drink it for millions of movie star dollars though.
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post #6 of 87
12/26/09 at 12:26am
Seriously. Assholes like him don't change. If she's smart, she'll get the hell out now.
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post #7 of 87
12/26/09 at 12:39am
5/21/97: Charged with misdemeanor battery against his ex-girlfriend Brittany Ashland.

5/21/96: Arrested for allegedly assaulting a woman at his home in Agoura, CA. The woman claims she was pushed to the floor and knocked out.
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post #8 of 87
12/26/09 at 1:55am
Poor Martin Sheen, must be tough to watch your son continue being a total fuckup.
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post #9 of 87
12/26/09 at 7:46am
Poor Charlie has the worst luck with women.
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post #10 of 87
12/26/09 at 8:29am
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Poor Martin Sheen, must be tough to watch your son continue being a total fuckup.
Eh, he still has Emilio, who seems to be an OK guy.

At least Charlie didn't imitate dismembering her corpse with a sex doll this time.
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post #11 of 87
12/26/09 at 11:35am
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At least Charlie didn't imitate dismembering her corpse with a sex doll this time.
Huh wha?
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post #12 of 87
12/26/09 at 11:39am
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Originally Posted by LisaNY View Post
Huh wha?
Back when he was married to Denise Richards, he dismembered a Real Doll as a means of graphically illustrating what he would like to do to her. Hence, the whole ex-Mrs. Charlie Sheen business.
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post #13 of 87
12/26/09 at 11:41am
Woah, holy hell! I did not hear that bit of show biz dirt. Why do women even keep going out with this jerk off?
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post #14 of 87
12/26/09 at 11:48am
Anything that might hasten the demise of Two and a Half Men.
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post #15 of 87
12/26/09 at 11:50am
The cynic in me says it's the money, fame, and above average looks. However, being a kid from an abusive home who has an abusive husband asshole for an older brother, I'd also put money down on the idea that these women think they can "fix" him. In my experience, it's a sickness born from our therapy-happy culture. All that is understood can be forgiven and corrected and all that.

The idea that all people can be fixed/cured/saved/whatever is bullshit. Having a mental illness does not meant you aren't an asshole. Even assholes can have mental illnesses. The idea that everyone also has good in them is bullshit. Some people are just plain bad. Some people are inherently bad assholes with mental issues. There is no fixing those people. Some of them even revel in the mental illness because it provides them with an excuse for their dickish behavior. You have to write some people off.
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post #16 of 87
12/26/09 at 12:55pm
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Originally Posted by Barkatthemoon View Post
5/21/97: Charged with misdemeanor battery against his ex-girlfriend Brittany Ashland.

5/21/96: Arrested for allegedly assaulting a woman at his home in Agoura, CA. The woman claims she was pushed to the floor and knocked out.

Does Charlie always get out of hand on Judge Reinhold's birthday?
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post #17 of 87
12/26/09 at 1:16pm
I'm still waiting for Molly Ringwald to give him a call.
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post #18 of 87
1/1/10 at 12:27am
What the fuck? They've reconciled.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091230/...sheen_arrested
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post #19 of 87
1/1/10 at 2:29am
I swear baby, I didn't mean it, honest I didn't, I swear I'll change, I'll be a better man.
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post #20 of 87
1/1/10 at 2:52am
Idiot. When is she gonna see that guys like him don't change?
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post #21 of 87
1/1/10 at 3:06am
I heard on a show today that Charlie makes $825,000 an episode for Two and a Half Men. Almost three times what Marg Helgenberger makes for CSI. He's pretty much the highest paid actor on TV right now.
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post #22 of 87
1/1/10 at 3:42am
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Originally Posted by Barkatthemoon View Post
I heard on a show today that Charlie makes $825,000 an episode for Two and a Half Men. Almost three times what Marg Helgenberger makes for CSI. He's pretty much the highest paid actor on TV right now.
For effectively playing himself no less.

(Though as a much less famous version of himself in the Two and a Half Men Universe).
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post #23 of 87
1/1/10 at 7:56am
I came across an article which poses that very question.

http://www.salon.com/mwt/broadsheet/...911/index.html
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post #24 of 87
1/1/10 at 12:00pm
Leave Tiger alone and roast this guy instead!!
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post #25 of 87
1/5/10 at 10:20pm
Charlie Sheen is hilarious, let's forgive him!

http://thesuperficial.com/2010/01/ch...arious_let.php
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post #26 of 87
1/5/10 at 10:50pm


It looks like Charlie is signalling the sniper.
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post #27 of 87
1/6/10 at 2:56am
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Idiot. When is she gonna see that guys like him don't change?
When he stabs her in the fucking throat.
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post #28 of 87
1/6/10 at 1:24pm
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It looks like Charlie is signalling the sniper.
Hey, I'd hit that too you know!
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post #29 of 87
1/7/10 at 5:37am
Hanes will no longer air Charlie's ads.
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post #30 of 87
1/7/10 at 10:27pm
So he's taking MJ down with him huh?
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post #31 of 87
2/24/10 at 6:18pm
Charlie's back in rehab.
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post #32 of 87
2/24/10 at 7:10pm
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Hanes will no longer air Charlie's ads.
Seriously? They did know his history when they signed him. He shot a girlfriend.

The kids are fucked. Only question is will they beat Drew Barrymore into rehab.
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post #33 of 87
2/24/10 at 8:26pm
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he shot a girlfriend.
what???
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post #34 of 87
2/24/10 at 8:58pm
At least the kids are too young to know that both mommy and daddy are in rehab.
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post #35 of 87
2/24/10 at 8:59pm
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Originally Posted by Anyawatchin Angel View Post
He shot a girlfriend.
To be fair, she did end up marrying John Travolta, so a few inches in the right direction and he'd be doing her a favor.
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post #36 of 87
6/12/10 at 2:47pm
This Movieline interview with Charlie from the '90s is, um, something:

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So, what's going on with him? Is he doing an Elvis, trashing himself in movies for the big bucks? Did his well- publicized reputation for once being boozy and mouthy catch up with him, making big-time directors and actors stay clear? It has been quite a while since Sheen worked with a major director or opposite megastars. In other words, never mind Nastassja Kinski, where are Sheen's screen pairings with Bridget Fonda? Julia Roberts? Meg Ryan? Marisa Tomei? "I'd like to jam Bridget Fonda," he drawls. "She's sexy. Really sexy. I think we would be good together. Meg Ryan and I should do a movie, because, if you combine the grosses of the movies that she and I have turned down, it's like eight billion dollars. Someone who's a real hammer is Polly Walker, who killed me in Patriot Games. Then, she got married and pregnant. Jeesh. Marisa Tomei? Every year at the Oscars, there's one that slips by. When she won against those incredible actresses, I went, 'What the f---? Did we all see the same f---ing movie?'
http://bucky-sinister.livejournal.com/27777.html
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post #37 of 87
6/12/10 at 2:54pm
He's right, he should have worked with Polly Walker. They would have had an interesting chemistry. She has a kind of 'no nonsense' attitude that would have played well against his shenanigans. Then again, she may have murdered him on set, so who knows
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post #38 of 87
10/26/10 at 4:10pm
Charlie sort of slips off the right track:

http://www.tmz.com/2010/10/26/charli...nise-richards/

The New York Post is reporting Charlie was drunk and naked in his hotel room at 2 AM when security was called. The Post reports chairs had been thrown around the room and a chandelier was damaged. The report also mentions that Charlie headed back to his hotel room with an unidentified woman and that he flew into a rage after noticing his wallet had gone missing.

[Morty Seinfeld]"My wallet's gone! My wallet's gone!"[Morty Seinfeld]
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post #39 of 87
10/26/10 at 6:53pm
Can Charlie Sheen just go away? And could he take Betty White with him?
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post #40 of 87
10/26/10 at 7:03pm
He's cooked. Didn't CBS resign this quack for...how much?
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post #41 of 87
10/26/10 at 7:07pm
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The report also mentions that Charlie headed back to his hotel room with an unidentified woman and that he flew into a rage after noticing his wallet had gone missing.
Charlie should have listened to these words of wisdom.
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post #42 of 87
10/26/10 at 8:51pm
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Can Charlie Sheen just go away? And could he take Betty White with him?
Don't you dare throw that gorgeous woman in with that prick.
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post #43 of 87
10/26/10 at 8:55pm
Yeah, she's overexposed at the moment, but I'd take her over Sheen a thousand times over.
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post #44 of 87
10/26/10 at 9:13pm
A Betty White/Jon Dryer sitcom miracle? Betty takes the Blanche role to Jon's Rose?
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post #45 of 87
10/26/10 at 9:25pm
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Originally Posted by HarleyQuinn22 View Post
Yeah, she's overexposed at the moment, but I'd take her over Sheen a thousand times over.
An over-exposure that she's quite rightly riding and enjoying at her age. At the end of the day if she wasn't extremely talented and likeable she never would have had the resurgence she's had.

I get really bored with the Betty White backlash, throwing her in with a self-entitled sociopath like Sheen is the final straw.

Leave Betty alone!
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post #46 of 87
10/26/10 at 11:34pm
I don't know, every since White posed for Penthouse I just lost all respect for her.
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post #47 of 87
10/27/10 at 12:11am
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Originally Posted by Barkatthemoon View Post
Charlie sort of slips off the right track:

http://www.tmz.com/2010/10/26/charli...nise-richards/

The New York Post is reporting Charlie was drunk and naked in his hotel room at 2 AM when security was called. The Post reports chairs had been thrown around the room and a chandelier was damaged. The report also mentions that Charlie headed back to his hotel room with an unidentified woman and that he flew into a rage after noticing his wallet had gone missing.

[Morty Seinfeld]"My wallet's gone! My wallet's gone!"[Morty Seinfeld]
I read this and just thought of the scene from Apocalypse Now where the MPs show up to get his Dad for the assignment, and he's naked, and they drag him to the shower.

I wonder if he was listening to "The End"?
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post #48 of 87
10/27/10 at 3:42am
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Originally Posted by bob loblaw View Post
I don't know, every since White posed for Penthouse I just lost all respect for her.
You joke, but you're closer to the truth than you think.
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post #49 of 87
10/28/10 at 2:56am
The inevitable Asian CG re-enactment.
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post #50 of 87
10/28/10 at 6:06pm
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Originally Posted by HarleyQuinn22 View Post
I love the re-enactment. Seriously, how does Charlie Sheen get by with so many negative personal issues, whereas other celebrities would lose their career if they do just one of the things he has done? Winona Ryder literally disappeared after just one shoplifting incident, but Sheen still makes millions and appears on that CBS sitcom on a weekly basis.
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