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post #51 of 87
Daddy.
post #52 of 87
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Originally Posted by Anger Management View Post
I love the re-enactment. Seriously, how does Charlie Sheen get by with so many negative personal issues, whereas other celebrities would lose their career if they do just one of the things he has done? Winona Ryder literally disappeared after just one shoplifting incident, but Sheen still makes millions and appears on that CBS sitcom on a weekly basis.
He's still the star of CBS' biggest sitcom. The show apparently isn't taking a hit from the bad press. Money fucking talks.
post #53 of 87
Ginger Lynn claims Charlie used to brag about killing a woman, and dumping her in the Hollywood Hills.
post #54 of 87
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He's still the star of CBS' biggest sitcom. The show apparently isn't taking a hit from the bad press. Money fucking talks.
Sure as shit does.

And who the fuck is watching that sitcom, by the way?!
post #55 of 87
I think that Charlie Sheen is just one of those people that, for whatever reason, people just don't expect to be some well-adjusted individual. I guess it's just his well-publicized past antics, like it would be kind of amazing at this point if he wasn't totally fucking weird. I imagine most people read stories like this about him, shake their heads while smiling & saying "Oh, that Charlie!" like when they hear that their crazy uncle got busted for wearing a strap-on into the Burger King. Then they watch "2 1/2 Men" at 7:30.
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Ginger Lynn claims Charlie used to brag about killing a woman, and dumping her in the Hollywood Hills.
The same Charlie Sheen that reported the Guinea Pig series to the FBI because he thought it was a real snuff film?
post #57 of 87
Martin Sheen isn't too old to whip his kid's punk ass. He must have just written Charlie off and made Emilio the sole heir in the will years ago.
post #58 of 87
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Martin Sheen isn't too old to whip his kid's punk ass. He must have just written Charlie off and made Emilio the sole heir in the will years ago.
Charlie could buy his father and brother ten times over these days I'm guessing.

The man is living proof that karma must be bullshit.
post #59 of 87
Nah, karma isn't bullshit.

Karma is waiting for Charlie's daughters to get old enough to be treated exactly how Charlie treats women.
post #60 of 87
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Nah, karma isn't bullshit.

Karma is waiting for Charlie's daughters to get old enough to be treated exactly how Charlie treats women.
Ouch.

Karma's nasty.
post #61 of 87
Yeah TRD... don't count karma out. Is a patient bitch.








iloveyoukarma
post #62 of 87
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Martin Sheen isn't too old to whip his kid's punk ass. He must have just written Charlie off and made Emilio the sole heir in the will years ago.
Charlie makes like 25-50 million a year doing 2 1/2 Men. At this point, Martin is hopeful Charlie keeps up his lifestyle and left him in HIS will.
post #63 of 87
How the hell does having charlie's daughters brutalized hurt charlie? Something tells me he's not the kind of dad who cares.

Also, why did emilio change his name? Why doesn't he smarten up and bank the sheen name?
post #64 of 87
Emilio didn't change his name. That's his real name. Martin changed his name to Sheen from Estevez at the beginning of his career because he thought an Anglo name would get him farther and avoid typecasting.
post #65 of 87
Well, that theory sure did pan out didn't it? One hell of a good move marty!
post #66 of 87
The plot becomes much clearer:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/1..._n_775878.html

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Radaronline.com is reporting some lurid details about Charlie Sheen's wild Monday night in NYC.

Before police were called to his suite in the Plaza, Charlie was out to dinner at Daniel with a group of friends and their escorts including porn star Capri Anderson, who charged him $12,000 for the night, according to Radar.

"At one point he convinced Capri to go to the bathroom with him. When they got into the bathroom he started snorting cocaine and then took off his pants," a source told the website. "Charlie wanted to have sex with Capri and tried but she stopped him and demanded her $12,000. He didn't have the money on him so she left him in the bathroom!"

When Charlie failed to return to the table, his assistant went into the bathroom looking for him.

"When the assistant opened the door, there was Charlie standing there naked with cocaine all over his face!" the source said. "He was delusional and just completely lost. Totally out of it."

The assistant reportedly helped Sheen get dressed and got him out of the restaurant and back to the hotel. This likely happened after Denise Richards stopped by and posed for a photo with Capri.

Back at the Plaza, a delusional and high Charlie went off his rocker and started spewing the n-word, Radar reports.
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"He was punching the walls of the hotel room and going crazy and shouting 'n**ger, n**ger, n**ger for no reason at all," a source said. "It was absolutely bizarre."

Charlie reportedly tried once more to have sex with Capri, but she demanded her money first. When he couldn't find his wallet he began throwing furniture around and screaming violently and she locked herself in the bathroom. Police were called, and when they arrived Charlie was nude, disoriented and screaming the n-word. They threw a sheet over him and tackled him, the source said.
That final paragraph is fucking GOLD.
post #67 of 87
Wait, did I wander into the Mel Gibson thread?
post #68 of 87
What kind of escort is worth $12,000? Is her vagina diamond-encrusted?
post #69 of 87
She's a porn star too, so maybe that's her going rate for a shoot and figured same work, same pay?
post #70 of 87
But he's a rich, famous dude. He can't find a free piece of ass?

I guess he likes the control that comes with paying for it. Personally, there ain't a dick on the planet worth $12,000. And that includes Hugh Jackman's.
post #71 of 87
I'm sure Hugh Jackman could have an indepth conversation about the worth of cock with you.
post #72 of 87
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What kind of escort is worth $12,000? Is her vagina diamond-encrusted?
Sounds like the description for a Bond villain: "Good evening, Mr. Bond, I am Doktor Lusterväg, and despite those cumbersome shackles about your wrists, I assure you that I am a spy's best friend."
post #73 of 87
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What kind of escort is worth $12,000? Is her vagina diamond-encrusted?
I'd imagine it's definitely encrusted with something...
post #74 of 87
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Originally Posted by The Rain Dog View Post
Charlie could buy his father and brother ten times over these days I'm guessing.

The man is living proof that karma must be bullshit.
Martin has seven years of West Wing money. That ain't nothing to sneeze at.
post #75 of 87
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Martin has seven years of West Wing money. That ain't nothing to sneeze at.
Martin vs Charlie

If that website is any kind of reputable... I'd say it's all cake after the first $30 million, anyway, right?

ETA - EMILIO!!!
post #76 of 87
You can put $12,000 into a wallet? Must be a pretty big wallet.
post #77 of 87
Travelers checks?
post #78 of 87
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The plot becomes much clearer:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/1..._n_775878.html



That final paragraph is fucking GOLD.
The main thing I took from that is what an epically shitty job it'd be to be Charlie Sheens personal assistant.
post #79 of 87
Part of me hopes there's a Sheen sex tape, so if and when it is leaked, I can see what kind of shit $12,000 buys. For that amout of money there better be some straight-up Re-Animator shit going on.
post #80 of 87
My guess is Charlie went to the same escort service as the sham-wow guy.
post #81 of 87
Wasn't he one of Heidi Fleiss's number one clients?
post #82 of 87
I thought he changed his name to Charles Sheen so people would take him seriously.
post #83 of 87
Alright, I'm going to write what we're all thinking. Charlie Sheen is gangsta.
post #84 of 87
Thread Starter 
He filed for a divorce.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/1....html#comments

I'M SHOCKED I TELL YOU, JUST SHOCKED!
post #85 of 87
Trying to beat her to the punch, I guess?

Even with the thread title, I completely forgot that he was married during all of this mess.
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post #87 of 87
CNN was running a clip today called CHARLIE SHEEN: FALLEN STAR, and Don Lemon was asking in his most serious voice "Is this the end for Charlie Sheen?"

I don't understand how anyone could ask that question with a straight face. Of course it's not. For whatever reason, America doesn't care about the crazy stuff this guy gets up to, and they've proven that time and time again. Mr Sheen has a giant contract for TWO AND A HALF MEN, and it's the most popular sitcom on whatever network it airs (I can't be bothered to look that up).

Am I way off base here? Is there any risk this could actually damage him in some meaningful way? He's clearly a creep, I just don't think there are many people who care
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