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Jonas Brother finds sex unimpressive

post #1 of 13
12/26/09 at 5:18pm
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The dreams of millions of tweens... crushed!

PS how would you like to be married to someone like this jerk? I guess being famous makes you think it's OK to act like a thoughtless prick.
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post #2 of 13
12/26/09 at 5:24pm
Doing it through a hole in a sheet is probably visually unimpressive to say the least.
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post #3 of 13
12/26/09 at 5:29pm
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I have to imagine magic mormon underwear was somehow involved.

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post #4 of 13
12/26/09 at 5:30pm
I know next to nothing about the Jonas brothers, but if I can give this young man a bit of advice, it would be this: The anal piledriver changes everything, son.

Kidding. I continue to find it totally weird the kind of personal shit that some of these people are willing to let out into the public. Blows my mind.
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post #5 of 13
12/26/09 at 5:30pm
Yeah, when you've been raised to think sex is a filthy, dirty, immoral thing and then marry the first person you can't wait to fuck, sex is bound to be disappointing. Anyone want to take bets on when the divorce/coming out takes place?
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post #6 of 13
12/26/09 at 5:32pm
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Originally Posted by JacknifeJohnny View Post
I know next to nothing about the Jonas brothers, but if I can give this young man a bit of advice, it would be this: The anal piledriver changes everything, son.

Kidding. I continue to find it totally weird the kind of personal shit that some of these people are willing to let out into the public. Blows my mind.
Not just weird to say it to the public, weird to say it to the public in a way that makes it seem that you're completely oblivious as to how this very public disclosure might effect your spouse and marriage


As for what I know about the JoBros... next to nothing other than Malia and Sasha like them
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post #7 of 13
12/26/09 at 5:37pm
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Originally Posted by Cuchulain View Post
Yeah, when you've been raised to think sex is a filthy, dirty, immoral thing and then marry the first person you can't wait to fuck, sex is bound to be disappointing. Anyone want to take bets on when the divorce/coming out takes place?
Three weeks before his solo album drops
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post #8 of 13
12/26/09 at 5:39pm
That's a joke article. Do you have some kind of neurological disorder that make you unable to tell joking from reality?
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post #9 of 13
12/26/09 at 5:43pm
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Originally Posted by devincf View Post
That's a joke article. Do you have some kind of neurological disorder that make you unable to tell joking from reality?
The Digg link made it out to be the real deal*, plus, it looks like it fooled other Chewers besides myself. It's the kind of thing that you wouldn't be surprised to find out to be true. Good catch though, Devin. I'll chalk this one up to Xmas Sleep Deprivation rather than neurological disorder, and will make an effort to be more careful in the future!
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post #10 of 13
12/26/09 at 6:56pm
The press conference should have been a dead giveaway.
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post #11 of 13
12/26/09 at 7:29pm
Its so much fun to create threads about nothing.
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post #12 of 13
12/30/09 at 4:49pm
The article ended with him saying "That's what she said" for fucks sake.
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post #13 of 13
12/30/09 at 4:53pm
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Yeah, when you've been raised to think sex is a filthy, dirty, immoral thing and then marry the first person you can't wait to fuck, sex is bound to be disappointing. Anyone want to take bets on when the divorce/coming out takes place?
Wow.
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