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Brett Ratner goes for a Swim

post #1 of 24
12/28/09 at 7:58pm
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Remember when Ratner went all out Wolverine for a postcard?

Now he tried to outbuff Paul Walker in INTO THE BLUE:

"Film maker Brett Ratner and his new girlfriend happily hit the waves in St. Barth, French West Indies on December 28, 2009. The couple seemed to be having loads of fun as they splashed around in the surf, taking photos all the while. They then climbed aboard a small boat where …"

http://www.wwtdd.com/2009/12/somethin-for-the-ladies/
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post #2 of 24
12/28/09 at 9:47pm
Hey! That's really cool! How'd they get that manatee to wear swim trunks and sunglasses and to (barely!) walk upright?
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post #3 of 24
12/28/09 at 10:00pm
The fact I knew what was waiting for me in that link and I still clicked it deeply worries me.
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post #4 of 24
12/28/09 at 10:25pm
Say, do you like Fish sticks?
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post #5 of 24
12/29/09 at 2:12am
That's one deep sea trench i didnt knew about.
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post #6 of 24
12/29/09 at 4:40am
You guys do realize at least half the posters and staff on this site probably look exactly like Ratner when they go swimming.
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post #7 of 24
12/29/09 at 4:50am
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Originally Posted by Smeagol View Post
You guys do realize at least half the posters and staff on this site probably look exactly like Ratner when they go swimming.
Yeah....except they aren't in a position of getting press attention.

The fact that Ratner has a bit more of an ego than he should makes the remarks in here that much more deserved.
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post #8 of 24
12/29/09 at 12:24pm
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Originally Posted by Smeagol View Post
You guys do realize at least half the posters and staff on this site probably look exactly like Ratner when they go swimming.
Smeagol, your egotism brought on by your glowing smile, radiant complexion, and washboard abs is tearing this forum apart.
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post #9 of 24
12/29/09 at 12:32pm
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Originally Posted by Smeagol View Post
You guys do realize at least half the posters and staff on this site probably look exactly like Ratner when they go swimming.
If you have the body of Brad Pitt circa Troy, are you justified to make fun of him, then?
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post #10 of 24
12/29/09 at 4:54pm
I love how you guys seem unfamiliar with the concept of hypocrisy, or at least why it isn't something to revel in the way you all tend to. If someone started a thread with pictures of Devin's flabby ass galavanting around the beach in an attempt to mock him, they'd be shut down as quick as thinking.
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post #11 of 24
12/29/09 at 5:01pm
I'm in pretty decent shape. Can I make fun of him? I'd be a stooge but not a hypocrite.
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post #12 of 24
12/29/09 at 5:01pm
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Originally Posted by Smeagol View Post
I love how you guys seem unfamiliar with the concept of hypocrisy, or at least why it isn't something to revel in the way you all tend to. If someone started a thread with pictures of Devin's flabby ass galavanting around the beach in an attempt to mock him, they'd be shut down as quick as thinking.
Not before you save said pictures to your hard drive so that you can jerk off to them at your own convenience while screeching his name in a hatefully orgasmic fuckrage, of course.
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post #13 of 24
12/29/09 at 5:23pm
You'll believe a douche can float.
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post #14 of 24
12/29/09 at 5:35pm
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Not before you save said pictures to your hard drive so that you can jerk off to them at your own convenience while screeching his name in a hatefully orgasmic fuckrage, of course.
Oh my God! You caught me! How did you twig to my plan to lure such pictures into the open? I'd also settle for a set of you.
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post #15 of 24
12/29/09 at 5:39pm
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I'd also settle for a set of you.
That would be...The Two Jakes.

I'm very, very pleased with myself right now.
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post #16 of 24
12/29/09 at 5:40pm
Those photos are not pleasant.
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post #17 of 24
12/29/09 at 6:02pm
Sweet! Smeagol, my lovely retard from Toronto, is back! Now, go mate with Princess Kate so we observe your offspring and shoot XTRO 4.
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post #18 of 24
12/30/09 at 4:40am
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Originally Posted by Smeagol View Post
I love how you guys seem unfamiliar with the concept of hypocrisy, or at least why it isn't something to revel in the way you all tend to. If someone started a thread with pictures of Devin's flabby ass galavanting around the beach in an attempt to mock him, they'd be shut down as quick as thinking.
I like how you call a bunch of out of shape nerds making fun of some guy's physique hypocritical and then do the same thing yourself in the next sentence. Or where you simply theorizing on the content of this hypothetical Devin bashing thread?
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post #19 of 24
12/30/09 at 5:14am
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I'd also settle for a set of you.
Okay, I've got:
A) Nudes of me on a bearskin rug
B) Nudes of me holding a Shar-Pei puppy
C) Casual nudes of me trying to fit pencils into my urethra (some rich dude paid me a lot for those)
D) The pictorial of the 2008 Fistfuckstravaganza which was kind of a fiasco. Obviously nudes. A little blood, but nude otherwise.

Just hit me back with what you need.
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post #20 of 24
12/30/09 at 6:58am
Fuck Smeagol, can I have some? Christmas is the loneliest season.
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post #21 of 24
12/30/09 at 7:48am
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D) The pictorial of the 2008 Fistfuckstravaganza which was kind of a fiasco. Obviously nudes. A little blood, but nude otherwise.

Just hit me back with what you need.
That explains you at the Santa Monica hospital then, the bathroom no less.
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post #22 of 24
12/30/09 at 8:16am
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You guys do realize at least half the posters and staff on this site probably look exactly like Ratner when they go swimming.
You were so excited to point out the hypocrisy you couldn't even wait for it to happen! I think one person called him a manatee, and it was Lisa!

How come every thread I open nowadays there's someone getting enraged about Devin or the other chewers or the site in general? Is it fucking Avatar?
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post #23 of 24
12/30/09 at 11:57am
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Is it fucking Avatar?
I think it is. I was hoping that the Na'vi porn I posted yesterday would have somehow broken this fever dream, but we just have to accept that we now live in a post-Avatar world, with whatever consequences that may bring.
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post #24 of 24
12/30/09 at 11:58am
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B) Nudes of me holding a Shar-Pei puppy.
Hey, you and Hasselhoff! Now all you need is footage of yourself drunk and rolling around in cheeseburgers!

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You were so excited to point out the hypocrisy you couldn't even wait for it to happen! I think one person called him a manatee, and it was Lisa!
(*Blushes demurely*) Yes, yes, it was, it was me. And hey, I'd like to point out that the fact that I need to lose 20 lbs. and haven't been seen in a swimsuit in public for quite a few years does NOT mean that Ratner doesn't look like a manatee.

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How come every thread I open nowadays there's someone getting enraged about Devin or the other chewers or the site in general?
Well, it is the holidays.
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