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post #1 of 56
1/1/10 at 6:32pm
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JLo's trying to make a comeback, but this is not the way to do it. Ugh.





If you want to look all sparkly, take a hint from Brit Brit and glue some diamonds to your naked ta tas.

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post #2 of 56
1/1/10 at 6:45pm
Actually, Cher should be filing some lawsuits right about now.
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post #3 of 56
1/1/10 at 7:26pm
Man she's odd-looking these days isn't she? Watching the New Year's show last night I was trying to figure out who had more work done, J-Lo or Dick Clark. And regardless of quantity, Dick Clark's was better.
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post #4 of 56
1/1/10 at 7:44pm
Dat Ass don't stay Dat Ass forever I guess.
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post #5 of 56
1/1/10 at 7:46pm
When I saw this thread I thought it would be this
Hayden Panettiere & Wladimir Klitschko: Miami Mates
Don't feel it needs a thread of it's own. This thread should do for fucked up celeb doings that don't deserve a thread of their own.

Hayden is at best 5'1 and Klitschko is 6'6. There were reports that Hayden was with Kevin Connolly the night before. But pics are a bit more trustworthy.

Her dad must be so happy.



Paging Kelly Brook
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post #6 of 56
1/1/10 at 7:46pm
Was J-Lo dressing up as the New Year's Ball? Any outfit that makes her ass look that unflattering and undesirable has got to be burned in the brushes.

Yikes.
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post #7 of 56
1/1/10 at 7:53pm
Love the "ROCK ON I LUV U" devil's horns in that first pic.
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post #8 of 56
1/1/10 at 9:26pm
I just realized someone's taking an Iphoto of J-Lo's ass in the second pic, y'know, for posterity.
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post #9 of 56
1/1/10 at 10:30pm
I would have had no idea who that was if Diva hadn't made the I.D. Utterly unrecognizable and unappealing. And one of the most unflattering outfits I've seen worn by anyone in any area of showbiz in quite a while.

Lopez only exists for me as part of what made Out Of Sight so great. Her sole purpose.
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post #10 of 56
1/2/10 at 1:34am
Careful, J-Lo, or this could be your future:

Sally O'Malley: "And my favourite feature is the panty panel that lets you get to the basement without going through the front door. All this in an attractive two-piece that allows me to kick! Stretch! And kick! I'm fifty! Half a century, soldiers, half a century!"



I have to say that the massive camel toe in the first picture is quite attractive.
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post #11 of 56
1/2/10 at 1:35am
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Originally Posted by Doc Phibes View Post
Lopez only exists for me as part of what made Out Of Sight so great. Her sole purpose.
Same here. She's luminous, sexy, and comes across as smart in that movie. Just proves Soderbergh's a fucking genius.
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post #12 of 56
1/2/10 at 2:04am
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LOL! Why I love dlisted.com




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Originally Posted by Anyawatchin Angel View Post
This thread should do for fucked up celeb doings that don't deserve a thread of their own.
Yeah, sounds good. Apparently, Sharon Stone skinned a muppet.

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post #13 of 56
1/2/10 at 2:06am
Is there some new version of the Adam West Batman happening that I haven't heard anything about?
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post #14 of 56
1/2/10 at 2:28am
JLo used to be my hero, and Kardashian just isn't cutting it as a worthy replacement. A sad, sad day indeed. That ass looks like play-doh.
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post #15 of 56
1/2/10 at 2:34am
I kept resisting, but I am compelled to say that the second picture sadly recalls the backside of Danny DeVito's Penguin.

You said it, Cocoa. What. happened.
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post #16 of 56
1/2/10 at 3:20am
Her acting career was clearly a fluke, I think she's far more interested in her singing career.
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post #17 of 56
1/2/10 at 3:24am
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Originally Posted by Zollicoffer View Post
I kept resisting, but I am compelled to say that the second picture sadly recalls the backside of Danny DeVito's Penguin.

You said it, Cocoa. What. happened.
Scientology "fertility treatments" and age.
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post #18 of 56
1/2/10 at 6:23am
She's a Scientologist? Where the hell have I been to missed that?
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post #19 of 56
1/2/10 at 8:59am
I haven't heard about any Scientology stuff. I mean, she still basically looks good in regular clothes, but there are certainly limits with an outfit like that. You can wear an outfit like that when you're young and are pre-kids. But she's got the kind of ass that goes badonka-donk fast after 40 (which she's 40 now), and have cranked out a couple of kids.

Oh, and I Google'd her to make sure I was getting her age right, and that outfit is the hit of the internet, and not in a good way. They're busting on her left and right.
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post #20 of 56
1/2/10 at 3:41pm
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Originally Posted by LisaNY View Post
I haven't heard about any Scientology stuff. I mean, she still basically looks good in regular clothes, but there are certainly limits with an outfit like that. You can wear an outfit like that when you're young and are pre-kids. But she's got the kind of ass that goes badonka-donk fast after 40 (which she's 40 now), and have cranked out a couple of kids.

Oh, and I Google'd her to make sure I was getting her age right, and that outfit is the hit of the internet, and not in a good way. They're busting on her left and right.
Like her, but she deserves nothing less. She needs to give up on the pop music shit and focus on acting. Acting will be kinder to her as she gets older. Pop music will not. It's done, it's over, and she had a great run for someone with next to no musical talent. Move the fuck on Jenny Lo, and leave exposing of massive camel toe to the Rihannas and Beyonces of the world.

Re her scientology connection, I think she's loosely affiliated. She's friends with TomKat, as well as with Leah Remini. Also, her father is a Scientologist--apparently, they helped to cure him of the Gay. Rumored, of course.
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post #21 of 56
1/2/10 at 4:13pm
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Originally Posted by CocoaSugarbaker View Post
Re her scientology connection, I think she's loosely affiliated. She's friends with TomKat, as well as with Leah Remini. Also, her father is a Scientologist--apparently, they helped to cure him of the Gay. Rumored, of course.
FoxNews apparently considered Lopez's foray into Scientology news. According to her publicist, she's still a Catholic, though Lopez defends Scientology as a religion.

And J.Lo should just go away. Her music and acting has always been shit. Good directors are able to pull good performances out of shit actors. This is quite evident in that the only good thing Lopez has ever done is OoS.
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post #22 of 56
1/2/10 at 4:16pm
As a native Puerto Rican who sees and oogles latinas with curves (if you know what I mean) 365 days of the year, I'd just like to say that I've never liked Jennifer López. She just doesn't do it for me, for some reason. Never had, and for sure never will, that's for damn certain.

I prefer Rihanna or Kim K. any day of the week.
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post #23 of 56
1/2/10 at 4:59pm
Thread Starter 
Miley's little sister, Noah, teaches us all how to "Smack dat ass." No, Noah, no!
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post #24 of 56
1/2/10 at 8:10pm
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Originally Posted by CocoaSugarbaker View Post
Like her, but she deserves nothing less. She needs to give up on the pop music shit and focus on acting. Acting will be kinder to her as she gets older. Pop music will not. It's done, it's over, and she had a great run for someone with next to no musical talent. Move the fuck on Jenny Lo, and leave exposing of massive camel toe to the Rihannas and Beyonces of the world.
True about the singing for sure! But I think Out of Sight was probably her only really good acting role. Hasn't she pretty much also sucked as an actress, too?

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Miley's little sister, Noah, teaches us all how to "Smack dat ass." No, Noah, no!
Raise your hand if the first thing you thought of was the scene from Mean Girls where Regina George's little sister is gyrating and lifting up her top in front of the TV to "Milkshake".
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post #25 of 56
1/2/10 at 8:50pm
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Originally Posted by CocoaSugarbaker View Post
Like her, but she deserves nothing less. She needs to give up on the pop music shit and focus on acting. Acting will be kinder to her as she gets older. Pop music will not. It's done, it's over, and she had a great run for someone with next to no musical talent. Move the fuck on Jenny Lo, and leave exposing of massive camel toe to the Rihannas and Beyonces of the world.

Re her scientology connection, I think she's loosely affiliated. She's friends with TomKat, as well as with Leah Remini. Also, her father is a Scientologist--apparently, they helped to cure him of the Gay. Rumored, of course.
Madonna sez you wrong!
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post #26 of 56
1/2/10 at 9:01pm
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
FoxNews apparently considered Lopez's foray into Scientology news. According to her publicist, she's still a Catholic, though Lopez defends Scientology as a religion.
Scientology claims that you can adhere to any religion you want to and that its teachings don't conflict with any other religion. At least that's up until you get to Tom Cruise territory on "The Bridge." Then you find out that other religions are just memories of bad movies that the evil Galactic Warlord Xenu made the people he nuked with h-bombs from B-52s watch before he killed them.

How does that not get out as public record? They assert that their actual substantive teachings are trade secrets because most people have paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to learn them. So, they sue to block release and stalk, harass, intimidate, threaten, and sometimes assault the people who dare "squirrel" the "tech." Operation Clambake is a pretty hilarious site to visit if you are so inclined.
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post #27 of 56
1/2/10 at 10:19pm
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Originally Posted by Dragon Ma View Post
I just realized someone's taking an Iphoto of J-Lo's ass in the second pic, y'know, for posterity.
I think you mean POSTERIORity. HA! HA! *sigh* Hmm.
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post #28 of 56
1/3/10 at 12:59pm
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
Miley's little sister, Noah, teaches us all how to "Smack dat ass." No, Noah, no!
Ponyo wants ASS.
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post #29 of 56
1/3/10 at 1:04pm
"Goodness me, an unflattering body stocking! Damn my eyes!"

Or to put it in terms this nasty, nasty thread deserves - they're all pink and warm on the inside, gentlemen.

</captain save-a-ho>
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post #30 of 56
1/3/10 at 1:07pm
Thread Starter 
That's the point, Phil. Even a beautiful woman like Lopez looks like some weird sea creature while wearing in a full body stocking. WTF was she thinking?
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post #31 of 56
1/3/10 at 1:11pm
Maybe she wanted to lure sailors to their doom.
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post #32 of 56
1/3/10 at 1:12pm
*steers dinghy in her direction*
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post #33 of 56
1/3/10 at 1:38pm
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Originally Posted by Phil View Post
Maybe she wanted to lure sea men to their doom.
Fixed.
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post #34 of 56
1/3/10 at 2:24pm
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Originally Posted by Phil View Post
</captain save-a-ho>
You! C'mere right now for your hug, you!

Body-stockings aren't flattering on anyone. I've seen people with perfect bodies wearing body stockings and they still have camel toe, ass-crack hooverage and ass-cheek dumplage.
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post #35 of 56
1/3/10 at 11:18pm
Anyone of Latino descent, as I am, can tell you that most Latina women once they hit a certain age and have kids will be unrecognizable from the woman that they were in their 20s and 30s. J.Lo appears to be headed toward this same fate. She does at least have the luxury of being able to afford plastic surgery which may buy her some time.
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post #36 of 56
1/3/10 at 11:21pm
Wait ... only Hispanic women change after having kids?

BTW, nothing personal, but damn I can't stand the words "Latino/Latina" when used in an English sentence.

EDIT: I was surprised you hadn't posted that pic before ... yes I can't believe she thought that was a flattering outfit. Maybe Marc Anthony is too afraid to give her some honest input.
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post #37 of 56
1/3/10 at 11:54pm
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Originally Posted by ElCapitanAmerica View Post
Wait ... only Hispanic women change after having kids?

BTW, nothing personal, but damn I can't stand the words "Latino/Latina" when used in an English sentence.

EDIT: I was surprised you hadn't posted that pic before ... yes I can't believe she thought that was a flattering outfit. Maybe Marc Anthony is too afraid to give her some honest input.
Certainly not, but its more prevelant among them.

Why can't you stand the words "latino/latino", the words Hispanic are actually incorrect when referring to people of Spanish speaking countries located in "Latin America". Unless you're from Spain or the Iberian Penn. you're not Hispanic.
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post #38 of 56
1/4/10 at 12:46am
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Originally Posted by History Buff View Post
Why can't you stand the words "latino/latino", the words Hispanic are actually incorrect when referring to people of Spanish speaking countries located in "Latin America". Unless you're from Spain or the Iberian Penn. you're not Hispanic.
I'm a 1st generation immigrant from Central America, and Hispanic is not used for people who are from Spain, those are called Spaniards ;-).

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Hispanic (Spanish: hispano, hispánico) is a term that historically denoted a relationship to the ancient Hispania (geographically coinciding with the Iberian Peninsula).[note 1] During the modern era, it took on a more limited meaning, relating to the contemporary nation of Spain.

Still more recently, the term has also (or alternatively) been used to describe the culture and people of countries formerly ruled by Spain, usually with a majority of the population speaking the Spanish language. These include Mexico, the majority of the Central and South American countries, and most of the Greater Antilles. There are also Spanish influences in the African nation of Equatorial Guinea,[1] and the cultures of the former Spanish East Indies.
Latino sounds like a stupid way to say a Spanish word in English and sounds pretty silly. Not to mention how inexact the word is, since "Latins" come from France, Portugal and Italy too.
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post #39 of 56
1/4/10 at 1:21am
People from Mexico, as my parents are, would be insulted if you referred to them as "Hispanics" being that, historically speaking, Spainards are viewed as having committed genecide against the Mezo-Americans and essentially eradicated a vibrant pre-Columbian culture. I can't really speak for Central Americans, but I would suspect that there is some semblance of a national identity there as well and it doesn't include the term "Hispanic"
And I'm pretty sure people from France, Portugal, or even Italy don't consider themselves Latins.
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post #40 of 56
1/4/10 at 2:05am
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Originally Posted by ElCapitanAmerica View Post
Wait ... only Hispanic women change after having kids?

BTW, nothing personal, but damn I can't stand the words "Latino/Latina" when used in an English sentence.

EDIT: I was surprised you hadn't posted that pic before ... yes I can't believe she thought that was a flattering outfit. Maybe Marc Anthony is too afraid to give her some honest input.
Yeah, believe me, white women in the South very often look smokin hot until a certain age (sometimes it's 20, sometimes it's 30), then, Boom! It all goes away...like over the course of one summer, it goes.

"Maybe Marc Anthony is too afraid to give her some honest input."

Hahaha
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post #41 of 56
1/4/10 at 3:10am
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Originally Posted by Cylon Baby View Post
"Maybe Marc Anthony is too afraid to give her some honest input."

Hahaha
Well you know ... there are rumors ...
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post #42 of 56
1/4/10 at 3:13am
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Originally Posted by History Buff View Post
People from Mexico, as my parents are, would be insulted if you referred to them as "Hispanics" being that, historically speaking, Spainards are viewed as having committed genecide against the Mezo-Americans and essentially eradicated a vibrant pre-Columbian culture. I can't really speak for Central Americans, but I would suspect that there is some semblance of a national identity there as well and it doesn't include the term "Hispanic"
I wonder if your parents refuse to speak Spanish then.

BTW, I have no such issue with my remote Spanish heritage, we're so mixed anyways it's pretty silly to get hung up on the fact that far down my heritage tree a Spaniard probably raped one of my ancestors.

You guys must really hate the National Hispanic heritage month.
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post #43 of 56
1/4/10 at 3:30am
"You Guys"??
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post #44 of 56
1/4/10 at 3:43am
Si, ustedes.
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post #45 of 56
1/4/10 at 6:15am
Donde esta la biblioteca?
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post #46 of 56
1/4/10 at 11:05am
On topic: she looks horrible.
On Latinas: it's all about the diet, I doubt JLo can't afford a nutritionist/personal trainer either.

History Buff, make yourself a favor and grab a book. "Latin America" was coined by French people.
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post #47 of 56
1/4/10 at 10:14pm
She had her moment, it's passed, and she's too blind to see that. Sad.

Sad, yet hilarious.
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post #48 of 56
1/4/10 at 11:39pm
What I want to know is where the term Chicano came from.

I myself am a third generation Mexican-American (2nd generation to go to college) and I can agree on the gene mish mash that most of us are. My Dad's Dad is of Spanish descent, but grew up in Mexico, my Mother's great-grandpa was an Irishman named Turner, and my last name is German. Yeah, like I said mixed up. Personally I prefer the term Hispanic.

On topic: J-Ho should never wear anything like that ever again. What little "glory" she had she pissed away a long time ago.
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post #49 of 56
1/6/10 at 2:04pm
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I guess this is the repository J.Lo thread.

J. Lo interview in Latina Magazine; thinks she should have won an Oscar

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Originally Posted by Jennifer Lopez
“I feel like I had that [Oscar worthy role] in El Cantante, but I don’t even think the academy members saw it. I feel like it’s their responsibility to do that, to see everything that’s out there, everything that could be great.” “Well, it is a little bit frustrating. It was funny; when the Oscars were on, I had just given birth on the 22nd, and the Oscars, I think, were a day or two later. I was sitting there with my twins—I couldn’t have been happier—but I was like, ‘How dope would it have been if I would’ve won the Oscar and been here in my hospital bed accepting the award?’ ‘Thank you so much! I just want to thank the academy!’ But we joked about it. It’s all good. Things will happen when they’re supposed to happen. I have the utmost faith and no doubt that it will one day, when and if it’s supposed to. You can’t get all crazy twisted over it.”
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post #50 of 56
1/6/10 at 2:38pm
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Donde esta la biblioteca?
Me llamo T-bone, la araña discoteca.
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