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The Ballad of Chasey Lain

post #1 of 39
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Well, sorta.

No idea if those are old, but I just watched them and am now going to go shower with scalding water, bleach, and a Brillo pad.
post #2 of 39
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Originally Posted by Jake View Post
Well, sorta.

No idea if those are old, but I just watched them and am now going to go shower with scalding water, bleach, and a Brillo pad.
Fixed your links for you, Jake.
post #3 of 39
"Take your meth out of my studio!!!"
post #4 of 39
That cell phone was kind of defeating her, wasn't it?

"Is it on speaker?"

*puts cell phone up to ear*
post #5 of 39
I want all my semen back that I wasted masturbating to her back in her heyday.

So sad, she really was one of the hottest porn stars ever! I really don't get why so many porn stars have to turn to drugs; is it the availability of said drugs, or something else entirely.
post #6 of 39
I think every school should show one of her scenes from 1996 and then this video and say "That is your drug education class. Any questions?"

She was the hottest woman in porn back then... so sad.
post #7 of 39
Indeed! I'm too lazy right now but someone should post some of her pics from back in the 90s, she was absolutely gorgeous.
post #8 of 39
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Originally Posted by History Buff View Post
I really don't get why so many porn stars have to turn to drugs; is it the availability of said drugs, or something else entirely.
It doesn't necessarily follow that choosing a career of getting fucked on film for money means that something was very, very wrong to begin with, but certain types walk certain paths.
post #9 of 39
Isn't being a pornstar kind of a rock-bottom?
post #10 of 39
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Indeed! I'm too lazy right now but someone should post some of her pics from back in the 90s, she was absolutely gorgeous.
I grieve with you.

post #11 of 39
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Originally Posted by Martin Savage View Post
Isn't being a pornstar kind of a rock-bottom?
If getting blasted in the face by Lexington Steele gets you that Porsche you've always wanted, probably not. If getting blasted in the face by a donkey gets you the hit you badly need, then probably so. Ms. Lain appears to have traversed from the former to the latter. It's all about perspective and circumstance.
post #12 of 39
Yeah, porn stars and sex workers in areas in which the industry is legal and regulated are nowhere near the bottom. Bottom, I think, is the modern day slave trade.
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post #14 of 39
Impressive. I enjoyed the "5 minutes" "bath again" stuff
post #15 of 39
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Originally Posted by Johnny Depth View Post
I told her I'd put that online if she broke up with me...she didn't listen.
post #16 of 39
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Originally Posted by Rheokhu View Post
I grieve with you.

Please don't start to do drugs ladies, no matter what people tell you.
post #17 of 39
did she always have tom selleck's forearms?
post #18 of 39
Probably just the lighting.
post #19 of 39
How does a porn star get away with doing so much goddamn meth? I mean, is there a pr0n market for ragged-ass, used up chicks with fucked crack-teeth?
post #20 of 39
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Originally Posted by Pop Zeus View Post
How does a porn star get away with doing so much goddamn meth? I mean, is there a pr0n market for ragged-ass, used up chicks with fucked crack-teeth?
I'm gonna assume there is, considering the other awkward and unusual things that get people off.
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I'm gonna assume there is, considering the other awkward and unusual things that get people off.
Rule 34.
post #22 of 39
There's always a bright side to things. I mean, Ginger Lynn is doing well now days:

post #23 of 39
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Originally Posted by History Buff View Post
I want all my semen back that I wasted masturbating to her back in her heyday.

So sad, she really was one of the hottest porn stars ever! I really don't get why so many porn stars have to turn to drugs; is it the availability of said drugs, or something else entirely.
God love ya, this is like a post from Planet Naive.
post #24 of 39
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Originally Posted by Pop Zeus View Post
How does a porn star get away with doing so much goddamn meth? I mean, is there a pr0n market for ragged-ass, used up chicks with fucked crack-teeth?
I think it's called porn.
post #25 of 39
"Hahahahah what a skank yeah a real bitch I jacked off to"

^Basically what I'm hearing in this thread.
post #26 of 39
Contrary to what many may think, not all porn stars succumb to drugs and become meth heads. Clearly Chasey Lain has, hope she's able to get rehab.
post #27 of 39
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Originally Posted by dreary louse View Post
"Hahahahah what a skank yeah a real bitch I jacked off to"

^Basically what I'm hearing in this thread.
Stop projecting.
post #28 of 39
Okay.
post #29 of 39
Eh, I've fucked worse.

Now show 'em them titties.
post #30 of 39
My roommate's current girlfriend is a very well known ex porn star. She's been out of the guy-on-girl part of the biz for 5 years, does strictly girl-girl and directs from her own production company. She was stripping for a while, but was so drunk every night she got fired recently.

While not totally methed out, the years of drugs has definitely taken its course. It's weird your roommate bringing home a chick you used to beat off to.

It's even weirder cooking steak dinners for you and the two of them, and asking her how she likes her meat...
post #31 of 39
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Originally Posted by Ambler View Post
While not totally methed out, the years of drugs has definitely taken its course. It's weird your roommate bringing home a chick you used to beat off to.
Her body or her mind?
Have you talked with her about her former activity?
post #32 of 39
How does one broach THAT subject?

A) "LOVED you in "Anal Sluts vol. 13. Will you autograph this copy? Don't mind the sicky part."

B) "I haven't been jacking nearly as much as I did when you were still doing guy/girl scenes. Your retirement has been a great loss to the industry."
post #33 of 39
Don't keep us in suspense, Who is she??
post #34 of 39
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Originally Posted by Feral Akodon View Post
Her body or her mind?
Have you talked with her about her former activity?
Both.

She isn't bad looking at all, but you can tell she would look better if not for the drugs.

I never bring up her former activity out of embarrassment. Supposedly she's horrified by the girl-guy stuff she used to do (in one scene, she ate syrup out of a guy's asshole I believe...helluva chuckle when I see her and my roommie kissing). She's done scenes where she was ganbanged by a group of men, black and white, hardcore stuff, spitting, choking, etc. But in person she's one of the sweetest most fragile people I've ever met.
post #35 of 39
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Originally Posted by History Buff View Post
Don't keep us in suspense, Who is she??
Well my roommate doesn't read this site, so why not...

http://www.gals4free.net/pornstars/layla-jade.html

The funny and tragic thing is, my roommie had just gotten out of a turbulent 3 year relationship with a crazy ex, only to hook up with an ex porn star immediately afterward. What a douche. The good thing though is he's practically moved in with her, but still pays rent here, so I usually have the apartment all to myself.

My roommie recently visited a set where she was doing a scene with like 2 other girls. She's nice to me, so I'm tempted to ask for a set visit.
post #36 of 39
I wouldn't. I imagine porn is like sausage in that regard.
post #37 of 39
Thread Starter 
weeeeeeeeelp
post #38 of 39
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson View Post
I wouldn't. I imagine porn is like sausage in that regard.
?????Huh???
post #39 of 39
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?????Huh???
The end product is fine but you don't want to see how it's made.
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