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Your Orc or Your Wife: Choose wisely.

post #1 of 25
1/5/10 at 6:28pm
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Man forced to pick between his wife or his orc....yes, WOW is involved.
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post #2 of 25
1/5/10 at 6:29pm
I'll make the obvious, "Which one's the orc?" joke to get it out of the way.
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post #3 of 25
1/5/10 at 7:48pm
So sad to hear about this divorc.
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post #4 of 25
1/5/10 at 11:10pm
I bet the statue was in their bedroom. Probably caused her problems achieving an orcasm.
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post #5 of 25
1/5/10 at 11:37pm
Obvious choice, really. The Orc won't take half of what you own when it leaves.
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post #6 of 25
1/6/10 at 8:03am
Not only has he poor taste, he's also weak-willed. Typical for a filthy Horde player.
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post #7 of 25
1/6/10 at 9:05am
I wonder how she'd feel if it was a female orc with huge cans?
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post #8 of 25
1/6/10 at 11:41am
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Originally Posted by Ratty View Post
So sad to hear about this divorc.
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Originally Posted by Timothy225 View Post
I bet the statue was in their bedroom. Probably caused her problems achieving an orcasm.
You both need to stop it, right now! Orc else I'll scream.
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post #9 of 25
1/6/10 at 11:43am
That´s an orcward comment, Lisa.
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post #10 of 25
1/6/10 at 11:56am


"I'll MAKE you love meeeee!"
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post #11 of 25
1/6/10 at 2:23pm
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Originally Posted by LisaNY View Post
You both need to stop it, right now! Orc else I'll scream.
Ratty and I will make it up to you, Lisa. Do you like orcids?
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post #12 of 25
1/6/10 at 3:11pm
I love them! Much more than I orc to.
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post #13 of 25
1/6/10 at 7:03pm
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Originally Posted by Jackson View Post
I wonder how she'd feel if it was a female orc with huge cans?
They'd probably have been divorced by now.

And I can't tell you how annoyed I am that I'm coming up blank on the puns. Nice worc, people.
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post #14 of 25
1/6/10 at 11:30pm
And that's one for Ig! "Nice worc, people." Ouch.

I read the story again, and I gotta tell ya, it sounds like a rejected episode from Morc and Mindy.



"Nazgul, Nazgul!"
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post #15 of 25
1/7/10 at 10:34pm
At least he was orcanised enough to give it a new home.
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post #16 of 25
1/7/10 at 11:08pm
Very pedestrian jokes in this thread. Worcmanlike, even.
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post #17 of 25
1/7/10 at 11:12pm
It was obviously a habit he couldn't afhorde.
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post #18 of 25
1/7/10 at 11:15pm
Would you say it held him in Thrall?
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post #19 of 25
1/7/10 at 11:17pm
Too late for the shit jokes, orc an I join in?
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post #20 of 25
1/7/10 at 11:26pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWshb...eature=related









no more raids for him
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post #21 of 25
1/7/10 at 11:33pm
She didn't want to be reminded of what a big man looks like on a daily basis.
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post #22 of 25
1/7/10 at 11:54pm
Now, if she can just get him to stop calling her "Jaina" in the bedroom.
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post #23 of 25
1/14/10 at 2:35pm
Orc vey!
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post #24 of 25
1/14/10 at 2:42pm
I can't believe you've turned this man's problems into a jorc.
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post #25 of 25
1/14/10 at 3:28pm
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Originally Posted by TVs David View Post
Orc vey!
Nice one, newbie, very nice! Welcome!
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