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Your Orc or Your Wife: Choose wisely.

post #1 of 25
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post #2 of 25
I'll make the obvious, "Which one's the orc?" joke to get it out of the way.
post #3 of 25
So sad to hear about this divorc.
post #4 of 25
I bet the statue was in their bedroom. Probably caused her problems achieving an orcasm.
post #5 of 25
Obvious choice, really. The Orc won't take half of what you own when it leaves.
post #6 of 25
Not only has he poor taste, he's also weak-willed. Typical for a filthy Horde player.
post #7 of 25
I wonder how she'd feel if it was a female orc with huge cans?
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Originally Posted by Ratty View Post
So sad to hear about this divorc.
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Originally Posted by Timothy225 View Post
I bet the statue was in their bedroom. Probably caused her problems achieving an orcasm.
You both need to stop it, right now! Orc else I'll scream.
post #9 of 25
That´s an orcward comment, Lisa.
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"I'll MAKE you love meeeee!"
post #11 of 25
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You both need to stop it, right now! Orc else I'll scream.
Ratty and I will make it up to you, Lisa. Do you like orcids?
post #12 of 25
I love them! Much more than I orc to.
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I wonder how she'd feel if it was a female orc with huge cans?
They'd probably have been divorced by now.

And I can't tell you how annoyed I am that I'm coming up blank on the puns. Nice worc, people.
post #14 of 25
And that's one for Ig! "Nice worc, people." Ouch.

I read the story again, and I gotta tell ya, it sounds like a rejected episode from Morc and Mindy.



"Nazgul, Nazgul!"
post #15 of 25
At least he was orcanised enough to give it a new home.
post #16 of 25
Very pedestrian jokes in this thread. Worcmanlike, even.
post #17 of 25
It was obviously a habit he couldn't afhorde.
post #18 of 25
Would you say it held him in Thrall?
post #19 of 25
Too late for the shit jokes, orc an I join in?
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post #21 of 25
She didn't want to be reminded of what a big man looks like on a daily basis.
post #22 of 25
Now, if she can just get him to stop calling her "Jaina" in the bedroom.
post #23 of 25
Orc vey!
post #24 of 25
I can't believe you've turned this man's problems into a jorc.
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Orc vey!
Nice one, newbie, very nice! Welcome!
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