^ Gotta disagree on
Dreamcatcher. Is it good? No, and I might even argue it's objectively bad, but the chemistry/relationship between the men, and the aplomb with which it goes full retard - which Morgan Freeman joins in on - can't be dismissed as a heavily bipolar piece of popcorn horror fun.
'What have you been eating Frank??? Woodchuck turds?"
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Originally Posted by capinkevey 
Might get flamed for this but here goes-
I think Martyrs is one of the worst horror movies I've ever seen, and I've seen alot. I'll admit I was never a fan of the torture porn genre, but I went into this with an open mind. It was a Saw movie with a tacked on ending that tries to give it some type of spiritual significance, or deeper meaning, and it is just completely hollow. It bothers me even more that people seem to elevate it over the likes of a Saw or Hostel movie because of this "deep" and "powerful" ending, while it's just as paper thin as the Saw franchises attempts to make Jigsaw gain some sort of depth because he "helps people". Right.
Spoilers-
What exactly is it about the ending that brings it above the status of any other shitty torture porn flick? Wealthy group kidnaps young girls and tortures them to discover potential afterlife. Huh? How exactly does that work? Their dedicating all this time and effort, risking life in prison (or worse), to take the word of a small child who has been tortured and driven insane over the course of years, to determine what comes after you die? "Oh you saw a large cluster of stars did you? Success!"
The "twist", if you want to call it that, as I see it just attempts to justify all the horrible things you've see seen throughout the movie. As if the ridiculous ending gives it any more weight.
There's nothing special about this movie, it's a slightly more artfully directed Saw movie. Fuck this movie.
And I'll just apologize now because that was basically a rant.
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Not to get off topic but I'd have to agree with this.
It's basically what Saw would be like if a retarded French dude having read Sartre for the first time filmed his personal reboot. The theme of martyrdom is explored in the dumbest way possible, that I can't imagine their misunderstanding of the definition was anything but intentional.
I actually would include it in this list, because it's objectively dumb and stupid, despite a fanbase that considers it high art. It does, however, star the ungodly hot Mylene Jampanoi, so I can't be too harsh on it:


It's difficult to compile a list since I strictly stay away from stuff I KNOW will be utter dreck, but regardless:
Gingerdead Man
Leprechaun in the Hood
30 Days of Night
The Final Destination
Final Destination 3
Captivity