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Guess who's ass?: Midget edition

post #1 of 42
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She's got 4 inch heels and still only makes it to her co-star's shoulders. Though I can't hate too much as she's taller than me.

post #2 of 42
Is it Hayden pannetteiierree(one from Heroes) ?
post #3 of 42
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Nope.
post #4 of 42
Kristin Chenoweth?
post #5 of 42
I say Kristen Bell. Her legs are too skinny for Hayden P.
post #6 of 42
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None of the above.
post #7 of 42
What about Ricci?
post #8 of 42
I think I know. That's Cher next to her, correct? I overheard someone at work talking about "What the hell is Cher and (singer) doing together?"
post #9 of 42
Aguillera?
post #10 of 42
Hair reminds me of Christina Aguilera for some reason. But if that IS Cher then I'm gonna guess Lady GaGa.
post #11 of 42
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I say Kristen Bell. Her legs are too skinny for Hayden P.
Have you seen Bell's legs?
post #12 of 42
Guess who is ass. In Eastern Europe ass guess who is you!
post #13 of 42
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Don't get your panties in a twist. We're talking movies! Burlesque to be exact.

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I think I know. That's Cher next to her, correct? I overheard someone at work talking about "What the hell is Cher and (singer) doing together?"
That's a Bingo!



post #14 of 42
Cher looking even more drag-queeny than usual here.
post #15 of 42
I still don't know who it is.
post #16 of 42
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Don't get your panties in a twist. We're talking movies!
I don't think that's to what he was referring. And woo - I was right...sorta.
post #17 of 42
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I don't think that's to what he was referring. And woo - I was right...sorta.
He seems to be playing around with your use of "who's" rather than "whose."
post #18 of 42
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I still don't know who it is.
Christina Aguilera.
post #19 of 42
They're from the set of 'Burlesque' where Cher runs a strip...burlesque club and Aguilera wants to be a strip...burlesque dancer, or something like that.
post #20 of 42
Kinda late for greenlight that script.
post #21 of 42
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He seems to be playing around with your use of "who's" rather than "whose."
He's just pissed he's not invited to play in all our reindeer games.
post #22 of 42
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Originally Posted by LisaNY View Post
Christina Aguilera.
Didn't know she's supposed to be so short.
post #23 of 42
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
She's got 4 inch heels and still only makes it to her co-star's shoulders. Though I can't hate too much as she's taller than me.
She's taller than you? I'm not that much taller than you... I must be short.
post #24 of 42
IMDB says she's 5'1.5", so yeah, way short. I'm 5'3", so even I'm taller than she is.
post #25 of 42
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I'm 5' 0", maybe 5' .5" if I'm being generous.

In other shorty news, I recently learned Ryan Seacrest (5' 5") is shorter than Tom Cruise (5' 7")!
post #26 of 42
I didn't C.A. was that short either. She's still the world's #1 MILF in my book.
post #27 of 42
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I tried searching for it to no avail, but there is a photo of Xtina floating around the internets in which she's standing in front of a car door where her head barely reaches the roof. And it wasn't an SUV o anything. Just a standard sized car.
post #28 of 42
I thought he was 5' 6". Maybe that's Stallone.
post #29 of 42
I've seen Stallone in person, and yeah, that dude is SHORT.
post #30 of 42
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Tom Cruise isn't that short.
According to the article I read (which I can't find now) and a general Google search he is. A few sites say 5'6" and other 5'8". Average those out, and 5'7" seems the most reliable guesstimate.
post #31 of 42
If 5'8"'s short then to hell with all of you.
post #32 of 42
You sure he wasn't standing on an apple box.
post #33 of 42
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Originally Posted by Troy Nixey View Post
Well standing beside him I'd say he's only a couple of inches shorter than me and I'm 5'11".
He wears lifts. I mean, these ain't no normal sneakers. Katie Holmes is 5' 9" and Tommy Boy is definitely shorter than her. In candids, she always wear flats and he's got on boots or dress shoes with heels.



ETA: A Google search found this gem. Not only is Tom acting a fool, he's shorter than every single person on the stage, including the ladies.

post #34 of 42
I saw Tom Cruise with Kidman at a Bulls game when I was 6. All I remember is that Cruise is very short.
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post #36 of 42
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That's easy: (Fergie). At 5'8", though, she ain't no midget.
post #37 of 42
Did you just open the image in a new tab to get the file name or do you an encyclopedic knowledge of Fergie's backside?
post #38 of 42
This is a thing now? (I wish it was) Beyoncé.
post #39 of 42
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This is a thing now? (I wish it was) Beyoncé.
I'd know her bison hands anywhere. Also, Feral frequents the same gossip sites I do.

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Did you just open the image in a new tab to get the file name or do you an encyclopedic knowledge of Fergie's backside?
You can have your prostit-, er, working girl. She works hard for the money so you better treat her right.
post #40 of 42
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You can have your prostit-, er, working girl. She works hard for the money so you better treat her right.
She is right. And that ass is front page material now.
Amazing note on Beyonce.
post #41 of 42
I am out(cl)assed.
post #42 of 42
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You can have your prostit-, er, working girl. She works hard for the money so you better treat her right.
Come on, maybe it was all part of an ASSesination attempt, but Gadafi didnt show to the party, and Beyonce just didnt want to do things half-ASSed.

And this is why i shouldnt be allowed near a keyboard.
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