Happy Birthday THE EXORCIST SYNCHRONIZED Guy

Lick my blood and shit!

I wonder if he's still annoying Ms Blair with this thing.

Come now! The man's thread introduced us all to the wonder of crucidildos, and some of the best comedy I've seen on the boards at the time. Huzzah and an extra Chuck E. Cheese coupon for the birthday boy I say!

Oh man I forgot about him. How could I?

Genious.

Ahhh, yes, it's the "Then lots of stuff happens with weird noises" that makes it art.

God, if I could raise one lost thread from the depths of internet oblivion.....

It wasn't lost. It was intentionally deleted, which made baby Jesus cry.

I'm amazed Devin posted this - it's like he's psychic.

We are truly diminished as a culture that this languishes unfilmed.

Who banned this guy? WHO? The world demands answers
Posts from his last account here, ah the memories
http://chud.com/forum/search.php?searchid=6927086

In some bizarre Pier Pasolini-esque universe, this movie exists, and I'm not sure I want to visit.

That bastard never gave me credit for designing his "Official Poster 3." I can't wait to sue him once his film crosses the billion dollar mark in record time.

For me, this is extra hilarious since I just watched The Exorcist last night for the first time. I remember seeing the thread in question many years ago, but didn't bother going through it because I hadn't seen the films. Shame I missed out on so much.

EDIT: HOLY FUCK THAT MYSPACE REPLY BY SOME GUY NAMED JEFF

It was a golden age for comedy on the boards back then. There was this thread, the Diva's Ass thread, and the My Fan Made Movie Posters thread, all within a short span of time. It was truly glorious, and I kinda miss those days.

In fact, I say we declare a national holiday (or at least, here on the boards) in honor of this bright, young cinematic talent.

I love this.

Did you do the one with the crucifix dildos?

Both of the ones I did featured crucidildos, I'm both proud and ashamed to say. The one I posted above and THE BLACKEST HOLE, which I can't seem to find anywhere. I'm sure others incorporated the crucidildos as well. It's too good not to use.

Was this poster an idiot or a troll?

He was too talented to be an idiot and too sincere to be a troll. The question remains.

Didn't his Exorcist sequel treatment have a lightsaber fight?

Sweet lord, I wish I could go back and stop whomever deleted that thread from deleting it. It was a great time to be a Chewer.

This and the Myers87 thread were the greatest things in the history of human creation. Fuck THE ROOM.

I seem to remember a crippled Father Jason somehow defeating Satan.

Talented? I mean, he might be, but if so, his talent wasn't writing. Or winning people over.

...yet not quite as great or strange as 'olivemarie'.

And the thread was deleted? That's a crime right there!

I love the poster, Litmus - the catsuit, the shades and the crucidildo/crucisword in particular!

I'm reading through the entire treatment, and this is the best part so far:

Chris' death bed revelation to Reagan:

"Chris tells her about a movie she made many years ago—a movie that was never released. 'I was filming it in Iraq, and one night I was grabbed from behind and taken to old ruined structures in the desert. The man raped me anally from behind, so I never saw his face. I was so traumatized that they stopped production of the movie. A month later I was pregnant—with YOU. Howard isn't your real father.' Then she begins breathing sharply and dies."

A man grabbed her from behind, took her somewhere else, raped her ANALLY so she never saw him, AND got her pregnant.

I can't belive I have never seen that story before, it's just insane.

The last paragraph is my favorate...

"I know what Pazuzu meant about existing inside you," Julie says. "He was my father," Reagan says. "I already knew that, but there's more" says Julie. "Your homosexuality is the result of his perversion. It's in your blood, and it's a sin. As long as you sin, that part of him that's in you makes you vulnerable to him. You're feeding him." Reagan says, "But what about you? You're guilty of the same sin." Julie says, "I was never gay before. I was touched by the shadow within you. You have to reject it, and we have to be what we were: friends." Reagan nods and smiles with tears in her eyes. "The very BEST friends."

So the moral of the story is, don't be gay or the devil will possess your son.

If I'm reading the criteria in the other thread correctly, an idiot is someonw who is sincere but stupid or crazy. I'll go out on a limb & say this guy still fits "idiot", because he''s pretty obviously crazy. Maybe in a mad genius kind of way, granted, but still. . .

So sorry I missed this the 1st time around.

What this thread tells me is that for aspiring screenwriters out there, the bar is set so very low.

The most frustrating thing about that guy is that we couldn't convince him that writing a treatment based on someone else's intellectual property isn't an achievement. And that he couldn't legally copyright it under his name. And that the blessing of an actor who was in the original film didn't constitute a legal green light. He really does live in a world all his own.

From the F.A.Q:

Why are there lightsabers?

This is a common misconception based on the images used to photoshop. Reagan and Pazuzu do NOT used lightsabers. They use concentrated beams of Good and Evil. They are more like the sword that Bibleman fights with.

I would think the most frustrating thing would be trying to convince him that Chris couldn't have gotten pregnant through anal sex.

Not entirely true. If you let your mind wander into unsavory territories, it's really easy to identify how you can get pregnant from anal sex.

I was juuuust about to make a lame joke along the lines of "I'm guessing that's news to a few of us..."

Dear God. This may be the funniest paragraph ever composed by man.

Re-reading that treatment, I'd forgotten how glorious it is.

How the hell did Father Morning get up those stairs so damn quick, I can't work out if he ran or crawled.

I can't believe no one has made this movie. It would be scary looking.

What, you don't think that comparing your project to Bibleman is an effective pitch technique?

It's certainly the most effective way to clarify that you don't have anything remotely as silly as lightsabers in your horror movie treatment.

That's exactly what went through my mind when I read that post.

*post removed by daughter*

Thanks for reporting me to Warner Brothers.

Oh this guy is back, fantastic!

I have been learning a lot about script writing and have written an original script I am trying to sell. I am also turning Synchonized into a feature script, plus my scripts for LOTR2. Devin banned me and deleted my thread and tried to get me in trouble with the studio. That is why it is ironic that he says my thread shouldn't have been deleted and shouldn't have been banned. Him being is gone is why i came back.

 

"Weeee missed youuuu....."

Thank you Justin

Is "LOTR" Lord of the Rings?  If so, shouldn't it be LOTR 4?  Or does it all take place in the 2 days between Fellowship and Two Towers?  So many questions.

It is a sequel trilogy. It involves the new One Ring and features many plot twists like who is the new Dark Lord and which beloved characters are turned into Nazgul. Plus it has many new characters including some minor characters like Rosie being main players.

I think you're going to run into a few difficulties with this premise, but for starters I don't think you have a firm grasp on the concept of the One Ring.

One of the Rings from the Nazgul survived mysteriously. It is now the ultimate form of Evil, and why it didn't fade away is a major plot twist. Many good characters turn evil, and even some evil characters turn good. If you read the outline for Synchronized, you know I am good with turning audience expectations and coming up with something very unique.

My familiarity with your work starts with a proposed fifth entry in a horror franches and ends with a projected 6th installment in the grandaddy of ripped-off fantasy stories.  How could I doubt your originality?