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You will fear The Sheep Man.

post #1 of 48
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Fuck this.

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The lamb’s head had human features on – the eyes, the nose and the mouth – only the ears were those of a sheep.


That god damn smirk on his face freaks me the fuck out.
post #2 of 48
Horrid were you fucking your sheep again?
post #3 of 48
Jesus. Has the ME stopped screaming, Clarice?
post #4 of 48
Was the sheep rescued from scientists trying to shoot it from a helicopter?
post #5 of 48
The father:

post #6 of 48
Villagers report seeing an enormous man in a mumu and his tiny, disturbing companion gazing wistfully at the vet's office.
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post #8 of 48
Holy fuck....and i just ate mutton.
better induce vomiting
post #9 of 48
Heh, Trav McGee wins.
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post #11 of 48
Well, that's tonight's sleep gone...
post #12 of 48
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by Trevor View Post
THAT'S what it reminded me of.

Thank you, sir. Been bugging me for the past hour.
post #13 of 48
This whole thing? No thank you.
post #14 of 48
Okay, seriously, HOW does that happen?

That face is way more human than something caused by natural selection or a coincidence like the Heike crab, and since I'm fairly certain people can't impregnate sheep I'm stumped.
post #15 of 48
That's horrifying. I hope the local police are strip searching the male locals to see who's dick smells like lamb chops. And possibly has traces of mint jelly on it.
post #16 of 48
Why do I click on these things before I go to bed?
post #17 of 48
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Originally Posted by LisaNY View Post
That's horrifying. I hope the local police are strip searching the male locals to see who's dick smells like lamb chops. And possibly has traces of mint jelly on it.
Porky's 3?
post #18 of 48
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Why do I click on these things before I go to bed?
Now what are you going to count to help you fall asleep?
post #19 of 48
Ewoks?

No wait, cold dead eyes, just like sharks, just like sharks....
post #20 of 48
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Originally Posted by Tati View Post
Horrid were you fucking your sheep again?
Making love to, you insensitive dick. Speaking of which I was wearing a condom, so Bucho or Samurai Mike are probably your men.
post #21 of 48
Kind of looks like Leno.
post #22 of 48
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Originally Posted by matches View Post
Kind of looks like Leno.
You shut your face about my daugh... Bucho's daughter, you shut your face about Bucho's daughter.
post #23 of 48
Hey, I'm not sayin'. Just sayin'...

post #24 of 48
Fuck it, I'm out of here. Just no. I'm done, god dammit...
post #25 of 48
Fucking Turks. Jesus, I can't stop staring at that picture.
post #26 of 48
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Fuck it, I'm out of here. Just no. I'm done, god dammit...
You Dunwich locals and your paranoid superstitions.
post #27 of 48
So.... Hoax?
post #28 of 48
There is some uncanny valley.... No, dammit it's real, I want to believe that a sheep can be born with the face of a man.
post #29 of 48
Any time that something is destroyed or somehow otherwise made unavailable before it can be studied, it kind of screams hoax.
post #30 of 48
Why must you be the screen door on my submarine?
post #31 of 48
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Originally Posted by Cuchulain View Post
Any time that something is destroyed or somehow otherwise made unavailable before it can be studied, it kind of screams hoax.
That was the goat in Zimbabwe they were talking about at the end of the article.

The impression I got is that the lamb specimen is still with the Turkish veterinarians but since I haven't heard anything new about this from any reputable sources I'm getting suspicious.
post #32 of 48
Ok, someone break out the Malleus Maleficarum. Send in the specialists with a 5-gallon bucket of holy water and some fire.
post #33 of 48
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Originally Posted by matches View Post
Hey, I'm not sayin'. Just sayin'...

That's not a baaaa-aaad comparison, matches. (Bad pun? But I did it for ewe guys, honest! Boy do I feel sheepish right now.)

(Sorry for ramming my puns into the ground. )
post #34 of 48
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Originally Posted by BrianM View Post
Heh, Trav McGee wins.
Indeed. I applaud you sir.

Nice work as well, Trevor.
post #35 of 48
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Originally Posted by Timothy225 View Post
That's not a baaaa-aaad comparison, matches. (Bad pun? But I did it for ewe guys, honest! Boy do I feel sheepish right now.)

(Sorry for ramming my puns into the ground. )
Don't, uh, goat about it.

?
post #36 of 48
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Originally Posted by The Closer View Post
Meanwhile, on the other side.....

post #37 of 48
Good fucking lord, I thought this thread was about Mega Man 10.
post #38 of 48
Kids these days.
post #39 of 48
from The Closer's article:
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In Zimbabwe, a goat gave birth to a similar youngster in September 2009. The mutant baby born with a human-like head stayed alive for several hours until the frightened village residents killed him.

The governor of the province where the ugly goat was born said that the little goat was the fruit of unnatural relationship between the female goat and a man.

"This incident is very shocking. It is my first time to see such an evil thing. It is really embarrassing," he reportedly said. "The head belongs to a man while the body is that of a goat. This is evident that an adult human being was responsible. Evil powers caused this person to lose self control. We often hear cases of human beings who commit bestiality but this is the first time for such an act to produce a product with human features," he added.

The mutant creature was hairless. Local residents said that even dogs were afraid to approach the bizarre animal.

The locals burnt the body of the little goat, and biologists had no chance to study the rare mutation.
We've never really left the dark ages have we? And, of course, the most important question is really what does Pat Robertson think about it?
post #40 of 48
Shub-Niggurath is messing with the mortals again. I look forward to the Great Old Ones returning so that the Earth can be full of such wonderful creatures again.
post #41 of 48
Yeah but you're Greek, so you're cool with that.

Ahhh... Greece, where men are men and sheeps are nervous.
post #42 of 48
I strenuously object.

We fuck goats, not sheep. They're much cuter.

But think about what a revolution fully functional human headed sheep would be. Blowjobs, anyone?
post #43 of 48
My bad.

And at least the goats offers a good grip with the horns and all.
post #44 of 48
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Originally Posted by stelios View Post
Shub-Niggurath is messing with the mortals again. I look forward to the Great Old Ones returning so that the Earth can be full of such wonderful creatures again.
Sure...

post #45 of 48
"It's... it's... smiling at me..."

post #46 of 48
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Originally Posted by soylentgreen View Post
from The Closer's article:


We've never really left the dark ages have we? And, of course, the most important question is really what does Pat Robertson think about it?
I shudder to think what would happen if somebody dropped a fucking Coke bottle in that village.
post #47 of 48
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Originally Posted by Martin Savage View Post
Ahhh... Greece, where men are men and sheeps are nervous.
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Originally Posted by stelios View Post
I strenuously object.

We fuck goats, not sheep. They're much cuter.
post #48 of 48
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Originally Posted by IggytheBorg View Post
I shudder to think what would happen if somebody dropped a fucking Coke bottle in that village.
Hahahahhahaha!

That thing is fucking evil, but I sorta want to be friends with it.
Also: I had no idea the kiwi's fucking sheep thing was international. I thought it was just something Australians use to hang shit on them because we are all secretly afraid of them.
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