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Penelope Cruz in a bikini

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Amazing.

She hasn't had anything done, right?

Amazing.
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Get your damn dirty paws off that ass!
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Originally Posted by Bitches Leave View Post
Get your damn dirty paws off that ass!
Which one are you talking to--Javier or Penelope?
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Fucking Javier Bardem. Man, that guy lives a charmed life.
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I don't get her appeal, she has a witch goblin face.
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What a ridiculous thing to say.
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I don't know about her body, but she's definitely had some work done.
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Aw. I'm so naive.
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Someone round here said that there is no such thing as perfect tits - except when it comes to Penelope Cruz.

I concur.
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Very healthy body. Shame about the face.
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Hush, you all!
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Originally Posted by ElCapitanAmerica View Post
I don't get her appeal, she has a witch goblin face.
Agreed. Can't stand Cruz. I see prettier girls than her every day on public transport. The perfect tits comment is lol. Salma Hayek, people. If you are looking for perfect Boobage, you need to look no further.
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Seconded the comment on Salma, but Penelope is gorgeous too. I will take her over some dead eyes like Dunst.
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Agreed. Can't stand Cruz. I see prettier girls than her every day on public transport. The perfect tits comment is lol. Salma Hayek, people. If you are looking for perfect Boobage, you need to look no further.
I live in the same city as you, so I must be catching the wrong train line. I agree that Salma is perfection, but I really don't get what's to hate about Penelope. Her face is kinda pointy, or something? Is that it?
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Number 96 tram. Take it in the morning before 10 or after 5.30pm.
Cruz is awful. I find most of her performance's to be shrill and grating. Honestly can't see what the fuss is about.
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You all are blind fools. Cruz is lovely.
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The criticisms are laughable. You'd all fall to pieces if a woman like that merely smiled at you.
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The lack of distance between Cruz's nose and upper lip is strangely unsettling.
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The criticisms are laughable. You'd all fall to pieces if a woman like that merely smiled at you.
Hahaha this is ridiculous. I don't find her attractive AT ALL. I hated her in all of Almodovar's films, before she became world famous because of Cruise, so why would I fall to pieces? I'm not saying I don't find her attractive to earn some sort of ludicrous points online, I genuinely do not think she is particularly beautiful in any respect and know a good amount of girls who I would honestly say are significantly more attractive. She has a Quint-Raking-His-Nails-Across-a-Blackboard quality about her that turns me off both her and every single film she has ever been in.
If she does it for you, yay!
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Cruz is gorgeous. You guys are insane.
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She has a Quint-Raking-His-Nails-Across-a-Blackboard quality about her that turns me off both her and every single film she has ever been in.
Have you seen her in Jamon Jamon?
She has a tender look which I found irresistible.
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Her ass is perfect.
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C'mon... doesn't everyone have at least one instance in which they can't see what the big deal is about so-and-so? You guys are like IMDB!!! Hehehehe.
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Hahahahah
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Originally Posted by Feral Akodon View Post
Have you seen her in Jamon Jamon?
Which is eighteen years old. Hardly sufficient evidence for current hotness.
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson View Post
Which is eighteen years old. Hardly sufficient evidence for current hotness.
Well played sir.
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And yes, she's got a rockin' bod, but that is definitely a butter face.
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Originally Posted by OCallaghan View Post
Hahaha this is ridiculous. I don't find her attractive AT ALL. I hated her in all of Almodovar's films, before she became world famous because of Cruise, so why would I fall to pieces? I'm not saying I don't find her attractive to earn some sort of ludicrous points online, I genuinely do not think she is particularly beautiful in any respect and know a good amount of girls who I would honestly say are significantly more attractive. She has a Quint-Raking-His-Nails-Across-a-Blackboard quality about her that turns me off both her and every single film she has ever been in.
If she does it for you, yay!
Please take a Valium.
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Oh, if only "Bandidas" had been an erotic film, the Salma/Penelope wars would have ended in a happy truce.
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Please take a Valium.
Valium!? You get into Valium? You people are crazy how can you think that Valium is hot! Jesus.
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson View Post
Which is eighteen years old. Hardly sufficient evidence for current hotness.
I was quoting him about his lack of hotness in every film.
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Her tender looks didn't do it for me in that film either. I barely even noticed her for the Stefania Sandrelli hotness.
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What I find entertaining about threads like this, is that people can never just say "I don't find her attractive." They have to jump up and down like an orangutan YELLING AND SCREAMING about just how ugly the famous celebrity is.
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Yeah!
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I think Cruz is mighty fine. There's no way you can call her ugly. I can see why you wouldn't like her in some films (mostly English speaking parts) but go see Vicky Christina Barcelona or Abre Los Ojos and tell me she isn't a) gorgeous and b) pretty amazing.
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Hey, that's my namesake in that pic! Guess it makes sense that I would be defending the hot gelfling then.
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"I see girls hotter than her ALL THE TIME." The fact that white phosphorus burns hotter than gasoline is of little comfort to someone on fire. One may be hotter than the other but they're both hot enough.
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