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post #1 of 104
1/18/10 at 11:16pm
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I'm sure some of the old timers will post a thing or two in here. I hope to raise a few nostalgic smiles while I'm at it.

I like the new term "Butthurt", to describe someone taking excessive umbrage at something posted here on the Boards. It is pretty funny. But I sometimes miss the old expression formerly applied to the same condition, "having sand in one's vagina".

Similarly, while an (imagined) exclamation of "Kill it with fire!" - properly used - never fails to make me laugh, I miss the good old "Do not want!", especially when it's accompanied by a fitting visual image.

I can't think of any more phrases I miss that have gone out of vogue; can anyone else? Post 'em here.
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post #2 of 104
1/18/10 at 11:25pm
*wailing sax*
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post #3 of 104
1/18/10 at 11:28pm
The "Brad" keep sand in vagina alive and well.
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post #4 of 104
1/18/10 at 11:29pm
fabfunk was on the verge of becoming an adjective. I regret that this never came to fruition.
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post #5 of 104
1/18/10 at 11:31pm
Butthurt may be a new term on this board, but I and everyone I know have been using it for at least a decade now.
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post #6 of 104
1/18/10 at 11:32pm
Most of the stuff in the first post didn't start here. Alas, I doubt "ballshit" will catch on.
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post #7 of 104
1/18/10 at 11:34pm
"Touch dick."

"That can't be, that's inside the room."
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post #8 of 104
1/18/10 at 11:38pm
Pants.
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post #9 of 104
1/18/10 at 11:38pm
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Originally Posted by Z.Vasquez View Post
Butthurt may be a new term on this board, but I and everyone I know have been using it for at least a decade now.
... and I've been hating it for about that long. Such a retarded term. Now, "ballshit" on the other hand...
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post #10 of 104
1/18/10 at 11:39pm
I miss GREEN BOX

People said it a few times right after I joined, and when I found out what it stood for, I was excitedly preparing to use it in conversation with you guys...

But then usage of the word died off entirely. What gives??
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post #11 of 104
1/18/10 at 11:40pm
“Gretchen, stop trying to make 'fetch' happen. It's never going to happen!”
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post #12 of 104
1/18/10 at 11:41pm
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Originally Posted by Justin Clark View Post
fabfunk was on the verge of becoming an adjective. I regret that this never came to fruition.
I think I saw it used as a verb once, but I can't recall where. It's a term with a somewhat limited application, I'll grant, but I submit that on those occasions, there's no better way to say it.
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post #13 of 104
1/18/10 at 11:42pm
For those who do not know the origin of pants, please ask Nick to tell the story. It's the goods.

Also, comparing the size of things to Micah's cock.
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post #14 of 104
1/18/10 at 11:42pm
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Originally Posted by Whirlybird View Post
The "Brad" keep sand in vagina alive and well.
Ditto the glaring Bruce Wayne. Although I always liked the Donald Sutherland from the end of "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" gif a lot more.
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post #15 of 104
1/18/10 at 11:47pm
...racism and eugenics aside, I don't remember THAT much CHUD slang. Old Bruce Wayne had his moment, though.
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post #16 of 104
1/18/10 at 11:48pm
I often dreamed of replacing Old Bruce Wayne with this:

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post #17 of 104
1/18/10 at 11:49pm
Too soon!
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post #18 of 104
1/18/10 at 11:53pm
Thanks for that, Phil. Now I know what Jud Crandall meant when he said, "Sometimes, dead is bettuh."
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post #19 of 104
1/18/10 at 11:59pm
Heart!
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post #20 of 104
1/19/10 at 12:12am
Nick is great for the off the cuff phrase. I told my co-worker I wanted to punch my boss in the soul and it got a big pop.
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post #21 of 104
1/19/10 at 12:17am
"I remember when people on these boards used to discuss movies..."

"Fuck you out of ten"

"Chinese dicktrap"

"Pack of Ni***rs"

"Fuck this face"
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post #22 of 104
1/19/10 at 12:21am
"Gandolfini'd"
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post #23 of 104
1/19/10 at 12:31am
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Originally Posted by Phil View Post
I often dreamed of replacing Old Bruce Wayne with this:
Awww.
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post #24 of 104
1/19/10 at 12:49am
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson View Post
Heart!
That's going way back!

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Originally Posted by ryoken View Post
"Fuck this face"
Yes! I loved that phrase.

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Originally Posted by Anderson View Post
"Gandolfini'd"
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post #25 of 104
1/19/10 at 12:52am
"May your sperm act like a disgruntled samurai and commit seppuku before anymore of your ilk are vomited into this world I so greatly enjoy." --Nick responding to hate mail, circa 2003.
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post #26 of 104
1/19/10 at 12:58am
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Heart!
Oh my god, time travel!
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post #27 of 104
1/19/10 at 1:08am
Also: Rath's brother and Swedish Kroner.
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post #28 of 104
1/19/10 at 1:14am
Oh those were the days!
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post #29 of 104
1/19/10 at 1:15am
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson View Post
Also: Rath's brother and Swedish Kroner.
Yes! That Swedish Kroner thread was epic.
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post #30 of 104
1/19/10 at 1:16am
Not Chud-specific, but always a favorite of mine.

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post #31 of 104
1/19/10 at 1:19am
*post removed by daughter*
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post #32 of 104
1/19/10 at 1:33am
"Slang."
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post #33 of 104
1/19/10 at 1:35am
There was a brief period where a couple of you guys took to calling everyone "cats", Sammy Davis Jr.-style. That was weird.

As for an Old Bruce Wayne replacement, I nominate Frowning Greedo, from the Star Wars: Episode IV Special Edition Revisited fan edit:

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post #34 of 104
1/19/10 at 1:40am
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I preferred "UK-going pigs".
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post #35 of 104
1/19/10 at 1:41am
I nominate the final shot of the original Taking of Pelham 123:

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post #36 of 104
1/19/10 at 1:54am
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I nominate the final shot of the original Taking of Pelham 123:
Okay this I'll second.
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post #37 of 104
1/19/10 at 11:00am
One i forgot:

"Holy shitmunks" That one kills me for some reason...and its linked to this moment:

"Spykidthe13th: Won't you take me to ...
Spykidthe13th: FUNKYTOOOOWN.
Nordling: If you say you enjoyed that trailer, Spykid, so help me God I'll go back in time and irradiate your father's balls.
Nordling: I compare that trailer to the Holocaust.
Nordling: A character ate shit, and I could relate, because I saw the CHIPMUNKS trailer.
Nordling: You know that scene in SCHINDLER'S LIST where the red-dress girl walks through all that chaos, death, and destruction in the Krakow ghetto? That little girl was me, and that trailer was the ghetto.
Nordling: Have I explained just how much that trailer killed God?"

Theres a goldmine here...
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post #38 of 104
1/19/10 at 11:02am
Wow, that's sadder than usual.
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post #39 of 104
1/19/10 at 11:09am
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Originally Posted by Brad Millette View Post
Wow, that's sadder than usual.
well, there you go, making more for the future; however, i will admit that this gem of yours was goddamn funny:

"Sanity's advocate: If you look forward to a family movie that advertises itself with a main character eating feces, you deserve to be sterilized."
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post #40 of 104
1/19/10 at 11:49am
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Originally Posted by Justin Clark View Post
fabfunk was on the verge of becoming an adjective. I regret that this never came to fruition.
"Fabfunkian" is the correct usage as an adjective. "Fabfunk" can be used as either a noun or a verb: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fabfunk
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post #41 of 104
1/19/10 at 11:56am
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Originally Posted by Death Surge View Post
"Fabfunkian" is the correct usage as an adjective. "Fabfunk" can be used as either a noun or a verb: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fabfunk
That just turned my day around.
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post #42 of 104
1/19/10 at 12:30pm
Mouthfucking

Dave Davis
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post #43 of 104
1/19/10 at 12:59pm
<---Edge Removal.
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post #44 of 104
1/19/10 at 2:48pm
This doesn't go that far back, because I haven't been around as long as many of you. But probably my favorite Nick-ism was from the thread about the beheading on the bus in Canada a couple of years ago. Nick posted a mock-interview where he was asking a witness what happened: "So, tell us what you saw, stricken one. Oh, and you've got a little neck-meat on your shoe." I remember "neck meat" became quite popular for a short time while that thread was alive, although "stricken one" still fucking slays me to this day.
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post #45 of 104
1/19/10 at 2:54pm
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
For those who do not know the origin of pants, please ask Nick to tell the story. It's the goods.
Yeah, great story but one that almost shouldn't be told again just because the mystery buildup was almost as good as the story. Oddly, my friends and I had used pants in the same context for years but without a story attached to where it came from.
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post #46 of 104
1/19/10 at 3:12pm
The "pants" thing is really funny, because the other board I'm a regular poster uses "pants" as shorthand for off-topic discussion that almost guarantees thread lock. And it developed into that before I joined CHUD. Even just posting a picture of pants pretty much means the thread is dead and soon to be locked, if not deleted.
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post #47 of 104
1/19/10 at 3:26pm
Their "pants" is our "Old Bruce Wayne". I feel a James Burke documentary coming on.
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post #48 of 104
1/19/10 at 3:27pm
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Originally Posted by A-Pathetic View Post
Yeah, great story but one that almost shouldn't be told again just because the mystery buildup was almost as good as the story. Oddly, my friends and I had used pants in the same context for years but without a story attached to where it came from.
Agreed; I once found the "pack of nig*rs" story deep in the threads, and the phrase lost a lot after that.
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post #49 of 104
1/19/10 at 3:39pm
Anybody remember the story of the retarded kid watching Crouching Tiger in theatres? I swear everyone around here was working in exclaiming "GOTTA POOOOP!" into their posts for months afterward.
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post #50 of 104
1/19/10 at 6:35pm
"Shit Interruptor" from a Great Nick story from the original Steady Leak column I believe. I think it was called steady leak it might have been Daily Piss or something to that degree at that point. Hell I might even have the slang term wrong.

Has anyone mentioned Gandolfini'd yet? (Sorry Diva it does qualify)

EDIT: Sorry missed it the first time through Anderson.

And nexus already nailed the Olivemarie goodness.
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