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post #101 of 452
1/26/10 at 3:42pm
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Originally Posted by billylove View Post
Back on the Matrix. So, if a person in the matrix pigs out and becomes a fatty fatty, does their real self become fat, and would they have to move him to a fatty pod?
Doubt it. Remember Cypher's steak dialogue. He knows it's not really there, he's not really eating it.....thus no calories. It's The South Matrix diet!
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post #102 of 452
1/26/10 at 3:43pm
Miraculously, this thread has made me dislike the Matrix trilogy even more than I did already.
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post #103 of 452
1/26/10 at 3:44pm
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Originally Posted by ryoken View Post
Thanks, now im picturing a fat guy pressed all over his pod, like someone just stuffed a condom with raw burguer meat.
Jesus, that's fucking gross! ha ha ha
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post #104 of 452
1/26/10 at 3:44pm
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Originally Posted by Brad Millette View Post
Miraculously, this thread has made me dislike the Matrix trilogy even more than I did already.
I love the films, but after this thread, am reconsidering.
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post #105 of 452
1/26/10 at 3:50pm
It seems unlikely that a parasite that has just hatched from its egg would think of violently asserting its sexual dominance over its prey, so I'm voting against the Rapey Alien. It's a parasitic infection which happens to be depicted in rapey symbolism.
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post #106 of 452
1/26/10 at 3:50pm
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Originally Posted by MichaelM View Post
I love the films, but after this thread, am reconsidering.
I just love the first film (I even survived being given a book called "Matrix warrior: Becoming the one" as a gift from an ex-friend), but even that love has its limits.
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post #107 of 452
1/26/10 at 3:53pm
Rheokhu, Why must you hate on the face rape so much?
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post #108 of 452
1/26/10 at 3:53pm
I wonder if a face hugger finds someone naked and bending over if it would deposit the egg up the butt?
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post #109 of 452
1/26/10 at 3:55pm
okay, honest question:

Do vampires go the bathroom? I mean, they might be able too, but do they need to?
If they do, Im pretty sure Pearl from "Blade" had some tubes under all that distended pork flesh.
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post #110 of 452
1/26/10 at 3:55pm
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Originally Posted by billylove View Post
I wonder if a face hugger finds someone naked and bending over if it would deposit the egg up the butt?
Or if, like, a naked chick was, like, in a room with two face huggers.......
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post #111 of 452
1/26/10 at 3:58pm
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Originally Posted by ryoken View Post
okay, honest question:

Do vampires go the bathroom? I mean, they might be able too, but do they need to?
If they do, Im pretty sure Pearl from "Blade" had some tubes under all that distended pork flesh.
Stephen Kings Night Flyer seems to think so.
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post #112 of 452
1/26/10 at 3:59pm
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Originally Posted by Jackson View Post
Or if, like, a naked chick was, like, in a room with two face huggers.......
Or three...
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post #113 of 452
1/26/10 at 4:00pm
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Originally Posted by ryoken View Post
okay, honest question:

Do vampires go the bathroom?
Sometimes they use the bathroom.
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post #114 of 452
1/26/10 at 4:00pm
ok, so, like, one of the face huggers is like the naked chick's boy friend. And like, the other face hugger, he's delivering a pizza, or like pizza rolls or something.......
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post #115 of 452
1/26/10 at 4:04pm
No fat people in the Matrix. The robots meter out their mush.

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Originally Posted by Jackson View Post
Rheokhu, Why must you hate on the face rape so much?
That put a big smile on face.
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post #116 of 452
1/26/10 at 4:07pm
Also, in The Matrix, they say they liquify the dead to feed the young; guess when a fat guy died, it was "chunky soup" day at the pod farm.
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post #117 of 452
1/26/10 at 4:08pm
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Originally Posted by Jackson View Post
ok, so, like, one of the face huggers is like the naked chick's boy friend. And like, the other face hugger, he's delivering a pizza, or like pizza rolls or something.......
I wanna see some face hugger on face hugger action...
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post #118 of 452
1/26/10 at 4:21pm
MI:III can anyone explain how the bomb makes Felicity look bad and doesn't explode?
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post #119 of 452
1/26/10 at 4:25pm
It did explode, like in her head. It was a teeny bomb.

ETA: Wow, if I keep going like this in this thread I'm going to give Princess Kate a run for her money. I'll have 4,000 post in no time!

Disclaimer: I like Princess Kate well enough.
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post #120 of 452
1/26/10 at 6:00pm
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Originally Posted by Feral Akodon View Post
MI:III can anyone explain how the bomb makes Felicity look bad and doesn't explode?
I think because it was big enough to mush your brain, not to do a Scanners.
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post #121 of 452
1/26/10 at 6:04pm
So, does Godzilla poop? Or does he just do it in the ocean?
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post #122 of 452
1/26/10 at 6:06pm
Is Marty McFly's in Back to the Future a cover band? Because the one song we see them play is also heard in EVERY passing car in Hill Valley.
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post #123 of 452
1/26/10 at 6:06pm
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Originally Posted by ryoken View Post
okay, honest question:

Do vampires go the bathroom? I mean, they might be able too, but do they need to?
This reminds me of Craig Ferguson's "Do zombies poop?" routine. All that eaten brain matter has to go somehwere...
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post #124 of 452
1/26/10 at 6:29pm
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Originally Posted by billylove View Post
So, does Godzilla poop? Or does he just do it in the ocean?
He does, he just goes in the ocean. Which is why no one ever invites him to pool parties.
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post #125 of 452
1/26/10 at 6:34pm
Do we ever see him eat? No eating, no pooping.
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post #126 of 452
1/26/10 at 6:36pm
He ate that train that one time.
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post #127 of 452
1/26/10 at 6:39pm
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Originally Posted by Jackson View Post
ok, so, like, one of the face huggers is like the naked chick's boy friend. And like, the other face hugger, he's delivering a pizza, or like pizza rolls or something.......
NSFW
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post #128 of 452
1/26/10 at 6:44pm
No fuggin way...
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post #129 of 452
1/26/10 at 6:46pm
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Originally Posted by Spike Marshall View Post
Is Marty McFly's in Back to the Future a cover band? Because the one song we see them play is also heard in EVERY passing car in Hill Valley.
Well, we know Marty writes his own music, Jennifer references how good it is at one point. Maybe he decided to perform "Power of Love" at the audition because one of the judges was Huey Lewis. It doesn't work because Huey likes his music played QUIETLY, dammit!
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post #130 of 452
1/26/10 at 6:47pm
So they will make porn out of anything then?
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post #131 of 452
1/26/10 at 6:49pm
Now that would leave a nerdy stench.
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post #132 of 452
1/26/10 at 6:51pm
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Originally Posted by Ken Savage View Post
So they will make porn out of anything then?
this question was asked way back when the internet started,and its never stopped being answered every day.
The Godzilla poop debate bring an interesting question: what damage would Godzilla pooping while leveling Tokyo bring to the table?
Could he take out a building or just crush a car/civilians with a poop?
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post #133 of 452
1/26/10 at 6:53pm
Godzilla pooping on a Bio-Dome would be the worlds largest glass table.
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post #134 of 452
1/26/10 at 6:56pm
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Originally Posted by Ken Savage View Post
So they will make porn out of anything then?

Yep. (again... NSFW)
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post #135 of 452
1/26/10 at 6:57pm
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Originally Posted by Steve Moonrocket View Post
Godzilla pooping on a Bio-Dome would be the worlds largest glass table.
It wouldnt work, the biodome would break on contact, since Godzilla doesnt get any fiber on his diet...guy must shit monoliths.
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post #136 of 452
1/26/10 at 7:06pm
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Originally Posted by ryoken View Post
Oh, i know what that creepy swede was going for (have you seen his concept for the "kissing alien" for Alien 3? i think nightmares are scared of going into that guy's dreams).
He's a creepy Swiss. Swedes are perfectly normal people who almost never dream of phallic aliens.
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post #137 of 452
1/26/10 at 7:06pm
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson View Post
Do we ever see him eat? No eating, no pooping.

I can't remember any beast from films to exhibit a behavior that resembles an actual predator, getting sometimes satiated and staying with the big piece of meat instead of endlessly chasing another prey.
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post #138 of 452
1/26/10 at 7:08pm
What does a hydro spanner do?
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post #139 of 452
1/26/10 at 7:09pm
"Shit Monoliths" is a great HALO name.

And now I've pictured Godzilla shitting plinths onto giant piles of BIODOME VHS cassettes while vampires fruitlessly stand at far-off urinals, shrugging. Oh, thread!
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post #140 of 452
1/26/10 at 7:12pm
I always get a little bit pissed in Waterworld when they finally find land. They'd have epic sea legs. I don't see how they could even walk straight.
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post #141 of 452
1/26/10 at 7:15pm
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Originally Posted by stelios View Post
It was during the Architect's speech so missing it is understandable.
Smith mentions this during the interrogation monologue with Morpheus:

"Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world? Where none suffered, where everyone would be happy. It was a disaster. No one would accept the program. Entire crops were lost. Some believed we lacked the programming language to describe your perfect world. But I believe that, as a species, human beings define their reality through suffering and misery. The perfect world was a dream that your primitive cerebrum kept trying to wake up from. Which is why the Matrix was redesigned to this: the peak of your civilization. "
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post #142 of 452
1/26/10 at 7:16pm
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Originally Posted by Ken Savage View Post
What does a hydro spanner do?
I don't know, but hopefully just tackling this question brings us one step closer to explaining sonic showers.
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post #143 of 452
1/26/10 at 7:19pm
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Originally Posted by Ken Savage View Post
What does a hydro spanner do?
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Hydrospanner

Yep.
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post #144 of 452
1/26/10 at 8:17pm
On the topic of vampire bathroom habits: Yes, but it ain't pretty.
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post #145 of 452
1/26/10 at 8:58pm
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Originally Posted by billylove View Post
All that from Lawrence Kasdan probbaly sitting down one day in 1978 and thinking, "I need a cool space name for a tool."
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post #146 of 452
1/26/10 at 9:15pm
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Originally Posted by Jackson View Post
Rheokhu, Why must you hate on the face rape so much?
The Predalien from AVP: R was a bona fide face rapin' machine. He must have got it from the Predator side of the family.

Heisei Series Godzilla metabolizes nuclear radiation. Heisei Series Godzilla: Poop-free.
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post #147 of 452
1/26/10 at 9:27pm
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Originally Posted by Rheokhu View Post
Heisei Series Godzilla metabolizes nuclear radiation. Heisei Series Godzilla: Poop-free.
And hypoallergenic too, just like a Labradoodle!
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post #148 of 452
1/28/10 at 10:20am
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Originally Posted by Bobby Bear View Post
I don't know, but hopefully just tackling this question brings us one step closer to explaining sonic showers.
The sonic shower was a technology that uses sonic pulse vibrations to remove dirt and grime from a humanoid body.

Thank you Star Trek Wiki. Slightly off topic but I find it funny that the Star Wars Wiki is blocked at work but the Star Trek one isn't.
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post #149 of 452
1/28/10 at 11:11am
I'm not a sound technician or anything, but the kind of sonic pulse required to remove dirt and grime from a human body would probably kill a human.
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post #150 of 452
1/28/10 at 11:14am
And really, how can you not just wanna take a long hot shower!
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