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post #51 of 369
1/26/10 at 12:43pm
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Originally Posted by ryoken View Post
Good point.
Also, anyone knows if in any of the post ROTJ books, comics, did Lei and Luke ever talk about that "good luck" kiss moment back in the first death star?
IIRC, 'Splinter of the Minds Eye' is the book you are looking for.
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post #52 of 369
1/26/10 at 12:45pm
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Originally Posted by Jackson View Post
I propose a cow/ human hybrid.
Wallmart costumers are fucked when the robot uprising happens.
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post #53 of 369
1/26/10 at 12:47pm
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Originally Posted by Jackson View Post
IIRC, 'Splinter of the Minds Eye' is the book you are looking for.
But is that post ROTJ? I just want to know if the fact that Luke kissed his sister is ever brought up....might make dinners at the Solo-Skywalker house a bit wakward when uncle Luke comes to visit.
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post #54 of 369
1/26/10 at 12:50pm
No, actually it was written pre Empire, which makes it kind of interesting becasue Vader ain't nobody's Daddy, and Luke is obviously very attracted to Leia.

Implied creepiness ensues.
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post #55 of 369
1/26/10 at 12:52pm
I still say that Han, during marital harsh times, has yelled: "Why dont you go kiss your brother again, you whore!" in crotechy, old Harrison Ford voice.
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post #56 of 369
1/26/10 at 12:59pm
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Originally Posted by ryoken View Post
I still say that Han, during marital harsh times, has yelled: "Why dont you go kiss your brother again, you whore!" in crotechy, old Harrison Ford voice.
That is awesome. Don't forget, "Why'd you let Lando wear my cloths, fly my ship, and steal my Co-Pilot? Huh? What ELSE did he borrow?."*


*Ever since Family Guy pointed out the cloths thing at the end of Empire, it's been bothering me.
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post #57 of 369
1/26/10 at 1:05pm
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Originally Posted by Jackson View Post
That is awesome. Don't forget, "Why'd you let Lando wear my cloths, fly my ship, and steal my Co-Pilot? Huh? What ELSE did he borrow?."*


*Ever since Family Guy pointed out the cloths thing at the end of Empire, it's been bothering me.
Thanks, forgotten about the Lando stuff...that si even more awesome.
Also, i dont think "Eating carpet" is used much either on the Solo-Skywalker house.
I can see Leia yelling that back, though "When I meet you, you were a dirty, carpet eating nerf herder!"
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post #58 of 369
1/26/10 at 1:05pm
I thought that was just traditional Correllian pilotwear.

Discuss.
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post #59 of 369
1/26/10 at 1:11pm
Me too.

As for the Matrix Babies thing, as a child has very little memory before the age of 5 they could grow the baby in its tube till then, the baby and parents aint going to notice the difference.
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post #60 of 369
1/26/10 at 1:18pm
Regarding the power source hooh-hah in The Matrix: a few giant mountains of living, engineered, brainless meat should do the trick. Except for the disturbing twitches, pulsations, and oozing fluids, there's nothing wrong with this plan.

Realstically the machines could get around the whole 'scorched sky' thing without the need for meat power anyway. Orbital solar collectors that sit above the damaged ionosphere and beam power planetside. Move to orbit. Construct a Dyson sphere. Convert all of the matter in the solar system to computronium/a matrioshka brain. But then there's no movie in those scenarios.
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post #61 of 369
1/26/10 at 1:23pm
The machines didn't want to necessarily eradicate mankind completely. In the beginning they just wanted to co-exist and shit.

Now why they didn't try to help humanity after they got the upper hand is another question. Actually I guess a faction maybe was.
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post #62 of 369
1/26/10 at 1:33pm
Hey, anyone ever kissed one of those girl things?
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post #63 of 369
1/26/10 at 1:37pm
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Originally Posted by Stale Elvis View Post
Hey, anyone ever kissed one of those girl things?
That's how cooties are spread. Protect yourself!
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post #64 of 369
1/26/10 at 1:48pm
My favorite recent nerd moment on the boards was already when Ambler asked what motorboating was IN THIS NSFW THREAD - but then Greg Clark, in his answer, referenced Boss Nass.
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post #65 of 369
1/26/10 at 1:59pm
What was the Star Wars/Drew Struzan related thread that had a nerdversation culminating in someone being played the 'Gumption' card? - I nearly had some sort of pulmonary embolism due to trying not to laugh at work.
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post #66 of 369
1/26/10 at 2:06pm
The Pixelated Perils of the New INDIANA JONES Poster
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post #67 of 369
1/26/10 at 2:10pm
Oh, wow the thread were Isildur's Bangs started calling Struzan's house. Awesome.
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post #68 of 369
1/26/10 at 2:12pm
Cheers Abbot...

...I will now be away for some time...
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post #69 of 369
1/26/10 at 2:26pm
If they remade Revenge of the Nerds today, would Lamar even be a part of the Tri Lambda Frat? Would the whole change in acceptance of the homosexual make him more hip and part of another frat. Also, what the hell are they saying when they imply that only a Historical African-American would accept nerds?
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post #70 of 369
1/26/10 at 2:26pm
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Originally Posted by Jackson View Post
I propose a cow/ human hybrid.


Speaking of minotaurs, Kalimdor has indigenous Tauren, but no cattle. The Eastern Kingdoms have cattle, but no indigenous Tauren. Divergent evolution from a common ancestor after continental drift seperated two genetic strains? Or "a wizard did it?"
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post #71 of 369
1/26/10 at 2:29pm
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Originally Posted by Anderson View Post
If they remade Revenge of the Nerds today, would Lamar even be a part of the Tri Lambda Frat? Would the whole change in acceptance of the homosexual make him more hip and part of another frat. Also, what the hell are they saying when they imply that only a Historical African-American would accept nerds?
For that matter, what was Lamar's contribution to nerdom? I don't remember him being that smart. Nor was Booger.
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post #72 of 369
1/26/10 at 2:29pm
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Originally Posted by Phil View Post
For more delightful Greg Clark "I Can't Believe He Typed That!" unintentional hilarity, I direct eyes to the Jurassic Park franchise thread.

Playing it for laughs, indeed.

Also Phil, next time could you mark when you're linking to a NSFW thread?
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post #73 of 369
1/26/10 at 2:33pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
For that matter, what was Lamar's contribution to nerdom? I don't remember him being that smart. Nor was Booger.
I don't think nerd and geek were as interchangable back then. I think it was a catch all for outcasts from society.
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post #74 of 369
1/26/10 at 2:46pm
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Originally Posted by Brad Millette View Post
For more delightful Greg Clark "I Can't Believe He Typed That!" unintentional hilarity, I direct eyes to the Jurassic Park franchise thread.

Playing it for laughs, indeed.

Also Phil, next time could you mark when you're linking to a NSFW thread?
Yes, please do. My boss was standing behind me then, I don't think i have ever closed down a window so fast.
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post #75 of 369
1/26/10 at 2:46pm
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Originally Posted by Brad Millette View Post
For more delightful Greg Clark "I Can't Believe He Typed That!" unintentional hilarity, I direct eyes to the Jurassic Park franchise thread.

Playing it for laughs, indeed.

Also Phil, next time could you mark when you're linking to a NSFW thread?
Oops. Sorry, Brad. Will fix. And I can write you a killer reference letter if you're out on your ass.
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post #76 of 369
1/26/10 at 2:47pm
Nah, it's cool, I don't know that anyone actually checks my browsing, and pretty much everybody's out sick today anyway. I just try to be a bit more careful than that.
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post #77 of 369
1/26/10 at 2:49pm
I never saw that Struzan/Isildur meltdown thread before. It's beautiful! [Head explodes]
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post #78 of 369
1/26/10 at 2:55pm
Uncle Cthulhu/Isildur's Bangs has had like twenty meltdowns. I think his funniest is when he got all mad because World of WarCraft just isn't hardcore enough for a hardcore dude like him.
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post #79 of 369
1/26/10 at 2:58pm
Just that description is making me guffaw mightily. Mightily!
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post #80 of 369
1/26/10 at 2:59pm
Two words: Chewbacca's medal.
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post #81 of 369
1/26/10 at 3:03pm
You don't give medals to their kind. They'll just eat them or pawn it for liquor.
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post #82 of 369
1/26/10 at 3:04pm
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Originally Posted by Phil View Post
I can write you a killer reference letter if you're out on your ass.
"I heartily recommend Brad Millette for any position involving crude humor, pointed snark, or excessively witty banter."
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post #83 of 369
1/26/10 at 3:06pm
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Originally Posted by Eyeball Kid View Post
I never saw that Struzan/Isildur meltdown thread before. It's beautiful! [Head explodes]
I had to stop reading it because I couldn't stop laughing. Nobody here laughs when they work, so I'm hosed until I get home.
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post #84 of 369
1/26/10 at 3:08pm
Wow. These Matrix questions are killing me. The "rejection" explanation was touched upon by both Smith and the Architect. The world was to perfect, so humans didn't accept it as real. They knew it was a fake and kept trying to wake up from it.

As for Neo zapping the squiddies (I don't know there names either), he was in the real world. Because he had passed through the source, his brain was still connected to it. So my take on the scene is that he didn't really "zap" them per se, but stooped them via sending signals back to the source to shut them down.

ETA: I didn't read through the whole thread. I guess these questions have been answered already.
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post #85 of 369
1/26/10 at 3:11pm
I'll repeat the dumbest thing (aside from L4D2 tactics, Brad!) i have asked in these boards:

Could a chestburster die of exhaustion/overeating/high cholesterol triyng to burst from inside a really, really fat guy?
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post #86 of 369
1/26/10 at 3:14pm
Dunno, but I doubt they'd survive the fall from the third story of a shopping mall atrium.
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post #87 of 369
1/26/10 at 3:17pm
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Originally Posted by Brad Millette View Post
Dunno, but I doubt they'd survive the fall from the third story of a shopping mall atrium.
What if they drop the can of gas first?
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post #88 of 369
1/26/10 at 3:19pm
There's an atrium/atrial fibrulation/arterial "fat guy" joke in there somewhere, but I couldn't find the vein.
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post #89 of 369
1/26/10 at 3:19pm
Chestburster couldn't be implanted because fatty would die while attempting to eat the facehugger.
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post #90 of 369
1/26/10 at 3:20pm
Whatever, their teammates will still have to get the paddles out.
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post #91 of 369
1/26/10 at 3:26pm
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Originally Posted by Abbott & Prospero View Post
Chestburster couldn't be implanted because fatty would die while attempting to eat the facehugger.
The acid blood gives them a tangy flavor.
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post #92 of 369
1/26/10 at 3:27pm
Are animals still alive in the aftermath of the war between humans and machines in The Matrix? Maybe that's why cows couldn't be used. They were all dead. Now humans must survive on a mush that kind of tastes like chicken.
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post #93 of 369
1/26/10 at 3:28pm
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Originally Posted by ryoken View Post
What if they drop the can of gas first?
"We'll have to nuke it from the upper mall level next to Bath and Bodyworks - it's the only way to be sure."
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post #94 of 369
1/26/10 at 3:32pm
That was great, Lisa.
Also on the Alien topic; does getting facehugged count as rape? I mean they do jam a tube down one of your orifices and inject you with their seed against your will. (this is an actual nerd topic, i kid you not)
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post #95 of 369
1/26/10 at 3:35pm
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Originally Posted by ryoken View Post
That was great, Lisa.
Also on the Alien topic; does getting facehugged count as rape? I mean they do jam a tube down one of your orifices and inject you with their seed against your will. (this is an actual nerd topic, i kid you not)
Yes. This was a key element of Giger's original design. It's what makes guys cringe. I believe it comes up in the commentary in the Quadrilogy box set edition of Alien?
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post #96 of 369
1/26/10 at 3:37pm
Giger sorta really likes drawing dicks, too.
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post #97 of 369
1/26/10 at 3:37pm
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Originally Posted by ryoken View Post
Could a chestburster die of exhaustion/overeating/high cholesterol triyng to burst from inside a really, really fat guy?
Back on the Matrix. So, if a person in the matrix pigs out and becomes a fatty fatty, does their real self become fat, and would they have to move him to a fatty pod?
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post #98 of 369
1/26/10 at 3:39pm
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Originally Posted by Jackson View Post
Yes. This was a key element of Giger's original design. It's what makes guys cringe. I believe it comes up in the commentary in the Quadrilogy box set edition of Alien?
Oh, i know what that creepy swede was going for (have you seen his concept for the "kissing alien" for Alien 3? i think nightmares are scared of going into that guy's dreams).
Just wondered if getting alien impregnated can be qualified as rape regardless of the reproduction system.
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post #99 of 369
1/26/10 at 3:40pm
I don't remember seeing any fat people in the Matrix. Dammit, that was soooo not 1999 America. Now I feel cheated.
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post #100 of 369
1/26/10 at 3:41pm
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Originally Posted by billylove View Post
Back on the Matrix. So, if a person in the matrix pigs out and becomes a fatty fatty, does their real self become fat, and would they have to move him to a fatty pod?
Thanks, now im picturing a fat guy pressed all over his pod, like someone just stuffed a condom with raw burguer meat.
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