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my fault.

Damn it.
post #2 of 78
Great thread.
post #3 of 78
Thread Starter 
They are so excruciating and yet so hard for people to be sympathetic to.
post #4 of 78
Pregnant mistress? Embezzlement investigation heating up? How can we be sympathetic without a proper noun or two. You already made the thread, might as well make it entertaining. I'm not here to read blind gossip items, Policar.
post #5 of 78
Is this one of those CHUD meltdown threads? Just askin'...
post #6 of 78
No, this is Policar/NoDiggity whoring for attention. Move along, people. Nothing to see here.
post #7 of 78
Policar isn't Diggity.
post #8 of 78
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Originally Posted by Policar View Post
They are so excruciating and yet so hard for people to be sympathetic to.
Nothing worse than trying to explain why "my job with generous benefits and fair pay sucks!" and ""my attractive wife isn't going to leave me but apparently hates me" are significant issues.

Obviously not speaking from experience.
post #9 of 78
I'm pretty sure Policar was just in the Name Change thread talking about how he has never had a job that pays more then 10 dollars an hour, and that he currently works at a grocery store. So are you pretending to be poor, or pretending to be an upper middle class guy with insignificant problems? I'm not sure which is weirder.
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Originally Posted by Kevin Macken View Post
I'm pretty sure Policar was just in the Name Change thread talking about how he has never had a job that pays more then 10 dollars an hour, and that he currently works at a grocery store. So are you pretending to be poor, or pretending to be an upper middle class guy with insignificant problems? I'm not sure which is weirder.
It's possible that he's a lower-middle class guy with common problems.
post #11 of 78
Thread Starter 
It's that exactly and it's basically the same grotesquely mundane problems you listed above but skewed ten years younger and way, way more selfish.

I guess what I wanted to say is: sometimes the asshole is more miserable than everyone he's shitting on. Sorry.
post #12 of 78
It reads like someone needs to invest in a lot of newspaper and matches and visit some local fabric stores.
post #13 of 78
I love it when shit gets weird.
post #14 of 78
99 problems but a bitch ain't one.
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My only problem at the moment is that I can't decide if I want to continue watching Con-Air with the wife or walk upstairs to my study and play Saints Row 2.
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My wife keeps asking what we should bring over to a friends Superbowl party, my answer, I don't care, I'm bringing Rum. Damn I gots it hard yo!

I'm a sweet heart like that.
post #18 of 78
I want to rename this thread "Strong men....also cry" so badly right now.
post #19 of 78
You Upper-Middle Class White Guy Problems Answered!

PS3
The Virgin Islands
Dalwhinnie
Britta
Khakis
Lexus
Wherever the Gay People Live
Democrat - because you make just enough money to feel guilty about it.
Bordeaux: 2000, 2003
post #20 of 78
Also, the "Paying For Sex" thread keeps getting bumped.

FETAL POSITION CRYING ITT
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Nice woman who is interested and I just can't seem to reciprocate feelings for much as I try vs. mean ex I keep wanting back.
Del Toro still not having made that Lovecraft movie.
Jeph Loeb still writing for Marvel.
post #22 of 78
Wife keep yelling at me to clean the yard


...wait, I don't have a wife! I've never been married! What the fuck?!
post #23 of 78
So ... much ... manifest destiny....
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This is not my beautiful house. This is not my beautiful wife. I ask myself...self, how did I get here?

Then, I remember the bodies and smile.
post #25 of 78
http://bit.ly/bu0I4v

Some advice .
post #26 of 78
I can't decide if I want Domino's or Little Caesars pizza before the big game today. Also, Coke or Cherry Coke? Nachos or pretzels? Salsa, onion dip, or ranch? My stomach's causing me to have a chronic case of insomnia!

Someone get me a doctor, and it better be David Lee Roth!
post #27 of 78
Papa John's. Cherry. Nachos. Onion dip.

Anyone else need help?
post #28 of 78
I can't decide wether I should buy a blackberry bold 9700 or maybe a Nokia E72. The Nokia will be cheaper on a 18 month contract, but people might think I'm just walking around with a poor man's blackberry. The anxiety is giving me headaches and I'm not sleeping properly.

What should I do?
post #29 of 78
Hey, what's going on here?

... uhhhhh .... so confusing .... can't reLATE .... reverting .... to .... embryonic .... state ...



... Seinfield, four!
post #30 of 78
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Originally Posted by NathanW View Post
99 problems but a bitch ain't one.
14 posts, people, 14 fuckin' posts. This should have been out of the way on post one.

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Originally Posted by Anderson View Post
This is not beautiful house. This is not my beautiful wife. I ask myself...self, how did I get here.

Then, I remember the bodies and smile.
Then Anderson brings the awesome sauce wrapped in an oversized suit.
post #31 of 78
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Anyone else need help?
Toyota RAV4 or Tacoma?

Springer spaniel or Border Collie?

Stay in Calgary or move to Van?

Thanks in advance!
post #32 of 78
Zach Braff appreciation threads keep showing up in the weirdest places.
post #33 of 78
Got some upper-middle class white people problems right now myself too! Goodbye, six-year relationship!

Hey Policar let's hang out
post #34 of 78
That sucks Jake
post #35 of 78
Dude, tell us!

My car's stuck on the side of the road because of the snow, so I can't get to work tomorrow.
post #36 of 78
Sorry to hear it, Jake.
post #37 of 78
Meh, shit happens, we're still friends, etc. etc. Just sucks wangs to be looking for a new place to live at the moment!
post #38 of 78
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Originally Posted by mr.smeg View Post
I can't decide wether I should buy a blackberry bold 9700 or maybe a Nokia E72. The Nokia will be cheaper on a 18 month contract, but people might think I'm just walking around with a poor man's blackberry. The anxiety is giving me headaches and I'm not sleeping properly.

What should I do?
Who cares what other people think, choose the one that makes you the happiest (sounds like the cheaper one).

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Originally Posted by Ryan S~ View Post
Toyota RAV4 or Tacoma?

Springer spaniel or Border Collie?

Stay in Calgary or move to Van?

Thanks in advance!
Tacoma - V6 manual

You have a young kid. Both of those breeds are a tad high strung as puppies. Maybe not the best breed. Unless they are out of the puppy stage. At that point, Springer Spaniel

I think you already know the answer for the last one but are wanting validation. The one that offers the best long term prospects for your young family.

Your welcome.
post #39 of 78
This makes Haiti look trivial.
post #40 of 78
If an upper-middle class white man can't be bothered to attend his own pity party... does it even make a sound?
post #41 of 78
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Originally Posted by Policar View Post
my fault.

Damn it.
Currently you're sitting on 425 posts. I'm wondering what it is you personally believe you contribute to these forums.

What is it you personally bring to chud do you think?
post #42 of 78
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Meh, shit happens, we're still friends, etc. etc. Just sucks wangs to be looking for a new place to live at the moment!
Sorry to hear you're not just gonna make her move then...
post #43 of 78
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Originally Posted by Kevin Macken View Post
I'm pretty sure Policar was just in the Name Change thread talking about how he has never had a job that pays more then 10 dollars an hour, and that he currently works at a grocery store. So are you pretending to be poor, or pretending to be an upper middle class guy with insignificant problems? I'm not sure which is weirder.
Both? Maybe he lives with well-off parents who make him work.

Or maybe he's Jack/Tyler Durden.
post #44 of 78
I don't mean to sound like a jerk, but the fact you decided to waste our time with a thread about your non-problems where you DON'T talk about your non-problems could only mean one thing...

Your problem is that you're an asshole.

You're an asshole and everybody's starting to figure it out.
post #45 of 78
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Originally Posted by HBarr View Post
Tacoma - V6 manual

You have a young kid. Both of those breeds are a tad high strung as puppies. Maybe not the best breed. Unless they are out of the puppy stage. At that point, Springer Spaniel

I think you already know the answer for the last one but are wanting validation. The one that offers the best long term prospects for your young family.

Your welcome.
Nice!
post #46 of 78
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Originally Posted by Jake View Post
Got some upper-middle class white people problems right now myself too! Goodbye, six-year relationship!

Hey Policar let's hang out
Yikes, sorry to hear...that's pretty legitimate.

I've got a thousand uninteresting problems but I'm extra pissy this weekend for a terrible reason: I think I got rejected from one grad school due to a misfiled email and then found out my other top choice won't count my super-high board scores. So I may need to beg my way into another year of minimum-wage work.

I think the bigger issue is just how shitty I am for feeling this sorry for myself.
post #47 of 78
Christ, just do everybody a favor and die.
post #48 of 78
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Originally Posted by Jake View Post
Just sucks wangs
Which is what you should be looking for in your rebound relationship.
post #49 of 78
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Originally Posted by Brad Millette View Post
Christ, just do everybody a favor and die.
This.

It's grad school. You don't NEED it right now. Unless your degree is in english. Then you're kinda fucked anyway.
post #50 of 78
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Originally Posted by Policar View Post
I think the bigger issue is just how shitty I am for feeling this sorry for myself.
http://www.oxfamamerica.org/

http://doctorswithoutborders.org/

http://www.worldvision.org/

http://www.amnestyusa.org/

http://www.aspca.org/

http://www.greenpeace.org


There ya go.
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