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That is one of the freakiest things I've ever read. eek!
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Yeah thats freaky.
There was a guy in the 80s who was doing some work in his shop in his garage. he was using an electric table saw and slipped. When he fell his neck hit the saw but some crazy feat of lucky physics, when the blade hit his vertebret he bounced off. It made him basically into a human Pez dispenser. He then drove himself to the hospital where they succesfully reattached everything.
This story has that beat though.
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Yeah thats freaky.
There was a guy in the 80s who was doing some work in his shop in his garage. he was using an electric table saw and slipped. When he fell his neck hit the saw but some crazy feat of lucky physics, when the blade hit his vertebret he bounced off. It made him basically into a human Pez dispenser. He then drove himself to the hospital where they succesfully reattached everything.
This story has that beat though.
I want a human pez dispenser.
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Ironically, the human Pez without feet are more valuable. Don't ask me why.
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Hey - doesn't beat the guy they just arrested who took a male lover home only to get him thoroughly drugged. The victim then agreed to chop off his own penis, fry it, so they could both eat it together.

Or - the doctor who was taking his work home with him. Apparently this guy thought it'd be easier, due to his own health condition, to work at home so he snuck body parts out of the hospital to work on them and perform experiments. Cops found heads in the fridge, organs in tupperware...the whole shebang!

Gave you that last story so you forgot the first...

Anyone want to have a...penis-fry?! Got some mild-flavored Jamaican jerk sauce to spice it up a bit.
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RRotten:
Hey - doesn't beat the guy they just arrested who took a male lover home only to get him thoroughly drugged. The victim then agreed to chop off his own penis, fry it, so they could both eat it together.

Or - the doctor who was taking his work home with him. Apparently this guy thought it'd be easier, due to his own health condition, to work at home so he snuck body parts out of the hospital to work on them and perform experiments. Cops found heads in the fridge, organs in tupperware...the whole shebang!

Gave you that last story so you forgot the first...

Anyone want to have a...penis-fry?! Got some mild-flavored Jamaican jerk sauce to spice it up a bit.
How ever did you even find these stories?
My god!!

I do like a good penis however I tend to like em still attached and what not. I don't think a penis fry up is good for the cholesterol
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