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post #151 of 173
3/17/10 at 2:20pm
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slightly hitting on some kinda-dopey blonde from Oklahoma
She flew to LA for spring break/to celebrate leaving her fiance at the altar this week. I leaned over to her friend and said "This is SOOOOO not how you thought tonight would go." Then I laughed. Then I went back to my room alone, too drunk to masturbate.
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post #152 of 173
3/17/10 at 2:24pm
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Well, Tieman's coming too (hopefully). Because I'm a freak like dat.
Whatever happened to Tieman? Is he on sabbatical from the boards?
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post #153 of 173
3/17/10 at 2:24pm
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Originally Posted by Phil View Post
She flew to LA for spring break/to celebrate leaving her fiance at the altar this week. I leaned over to her friend and said "This is SOOOOO not how you thought tonight would go." Then I laughed. Then I went back to my room alone, too drunk to masturbate.
YES, that was it. Holy shit, that was awkward.

EDIT: Tieman's still around, he's just become some terrifying beer-brewing mastermind.
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post #154 of 173
3/17/10 at 7:44pm
Kick Tieman in the dick for me.
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post #155 of 173
3/17/10 at 7:49pm
*whack*
"WHAT THE FUCK DUDE ARRRGGHH"
"Sorry, Shaver told me to do it."

Also, he's bigger than me, so if I have to fight him that's gonna suck.
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post #156 of 173
3/17/10 at 7:52pm
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also, he's bigger than me, so if i have to fight him that's gonna suck.
How is that even possible
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post #157 of 173
3/17/10 at 7:55pm
He's a pretty stout dude. Taller than me, at any rate.
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post #158 of 173
3/17/10 at 8:21pm
God damn it now I'm jealous - when are we getting the Phil World Tour so I can swap drunken anecdotes??? Phil - the antipodes needs you sir!!!
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post #159 of 173
3/17/10 at 8:32pm
Phil and Jake are the inscrutable Chewers. Very well-guarded against criticism in their posts. There's no obvious point of reference, or a weak spot, that one can hit about their respective characters. I've sorta been waiting for a slip-up, but it never happens. I've disagreed with them before, but they've not released any material that can be mocked. So yes: twins.
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post #160 of 173
3/17/10 at 9:27pm
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Originally Posted by Troy Nixey View Post
What makes me sad is I was supposed to be there but Phil refuses to sync with my schedule. What a bastard.
Bah - guys worse than Hitler I tells ya, not sharing his Philness around with those that need it.
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post #161 of 173
3/17/10 at 9:29pm
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Originally Posted by dreary louse View Post
Phil and Jake are the inscrutable Chewers. Very well-guarded against criticism in their posts. There's no obvious point of reference, or a weak spot, that one can hit about their respective characters. I've sorta been waiting for a slip-up, but it never happens.
Tell Phil how much you love Ray Carney. He will lose control.
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post #162 of 173
3/17/10 at 9:33pm
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Originally Posted by dreary louse View Post
Phil and Jake are the inscrutable Chewers. Very well-guarded against criticism in their posts. There's no obvious point of reference, or a weak spot, that one can hit about their respective characters. I've sorta been waiting for a slip-up, but it never happens. I've disagreed with them before, but they've not released any material that can be mocked. So yes: twins.
Living in a world where Jake couldn't be mocked would be like waking up every morning sealed inside a coffin. His many shortcomings are my North Star, my guiding light, his failure gives me wings. You're right about Phil though, he's aces.
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post #163 of 173
3/17/10 at 11:17pm
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Living in a world where Jake couldn't be mocked would be like waking up every morning sealed inside a coffin. His many shortcomings are my North Star, my guiding light, his failure gives me wings. You're right about Phil though, he's aces.
I love you too, pookie.

About to appreciate the fuck out of this dude again.
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post #164 of 173
3/17/10 at 11:31pm
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I love you too, pookie.
I wuv u more.
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post #165 of 173
4/11/10 at 7:51pm
I just came back from seeing Shutter Island. Reading the post-release thread I confirmed why Phil has his own thread...

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But if you're on board, you're on board. Sixth Sense fans didn't spend a lot of time wondering why Bruce Willis never noticed that he wasn't shitting or showering anymore.
Classy.
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post #166 of 173
10/1/10 at 8:08pm
EDIT
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post #167 of 173
10/2/10 at 9:55am
Nothing to see here
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post #168 of 173
10/5/10 at 11:19pm
Phil is awesome. This thread deserves a bump.
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post #169 of 173
10/6/10 at 10:02am
eh he's alright
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post #170 of 173
10/6/10 at 10:07am
Suuuuuurrrre, Jake. We know how you feel about the Phil.
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post #171 of 173
10/6/10 at 10:31am
*moves a few things off of his desk trying to appear aloof, accidentally knocks off a pink notebook that opens to a page reading:

*Jake's Special Little Journal - October 2nd, 2010:

"Named everything in my room after Phil. Still counting down the days until he returns and my life will once again be bathed in cleansing light, no matter how briefly."
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post #172 of 173
10/6/10 at 10:37am
Aw! I thought I was the only one!
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post #173 of 173
2/28/11 at 7:31am

edit: nevermind

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