Ahhh, this is essentially a movie tracker thread, something I've done for years, in some form or fashion.
So, I'll share my LJ tracker, starting with this past August. If you want to check out this year's prior months, you can access them rather easily through my
LJ.
I list all my viewings, and I don't watch movies/shows in pieces or listen to them as background noise. Full, proper viewings.
Here is last month's movie section of my tracker:
August 2010 Tracker
8/02 - Kick-Ass (2010) (DVD) ****
"Take cover child! Now, switch to Kryptoniteee!"8/03 -
'Gator Bait (1974) (VHS) ** Swamp rat, Desiree (former Playboy Playmate of the Year, Claudia Jennings), is framed for an accidental murder and hunted by a posse of inbreds and lawmen, all of whom become hard to tell apart from one another, save for the badges and uniforms. This is your standard rape/revenge flick, done at an absolute crawl. Jennings is short on acting chops and even shorter on her clothing throughout the affair.
Gatorbait II : Cajun Justice (1988) (VHS) * Former G.L.O.W. (Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling) girl, Jan MacKenzie, takes over the lead female in peril spot this go-around. This sequel's only merit is that it makes the original look (marginally) better by comparison. MacKenzie is an attractive lady, but one would be better served ogling her fine form on the VHS cover art, instead of wasting their time with this mess.
8/04 - Warlock Moon (Joe Bob Briggs audio commentary) (1975) (DVD) ****
8/05 -
Scared to Death (1981) (VHS) ** Bored to Tears. Alien rip-off with lots of cat and mouse stalking filler between hapless actors...er...victims...and a man in a suit....er, The Syngenor (SYNthesized GENetic ORganism), a science experiment gone horribly wrong. Rick Springfield was to play the male lead, but Lady Luck smiled upon him and he was replaced in the eleventh hour.
8/06 -
Hot Tub Time Machine (2010) (DVD) ***1/2
"Okay, lay down. We got a stupid baby to make."
Three O' Clock High (1987) (DVD) ****
"You know what Mitchell? You're the biggest pussy I've ever met in my life. You didn't even try. How does that feel?"8/12 - Friday the 13th (Killer Cut) (2009) (DVD) *** Manfredini's music is sorely missed.
8/13 - Friday the 13th (1980) (BD) **** The ending scene, in the canoe, with all the colors from the trees bouncing off the lake water, and
"Sail Away, Tiny Sparrow" soaring on the soundtrack, looks and sounds so good on Blu that I was tempted to raise a lighter in salute. A lighter I don't even own.
"Fresh Cuts: New Tales from Friday the 13th" (2009) (BD) ****
“A Friday the 13th Reunion” (2009) (BD) *** Adrienne King can still scream. Bless her!
“The Man Behind the Legacy: Sean S. Cunningham” (2009) (BD) ***
Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981) (DVD) ***
8/14 - Friday the 13th Part III (Anaglyphic 3-D) (1982) (DVD) ***
8/15 - Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984) (DVD) *** The Citizen Kane of Slasher in the Woods films. Trish is tied with Alice for my favorite Final Survivor girl of the series.
8/18 -
Piranha (1995) (DVD) ** Alexandra Paul reminds me that I love her not so much for her acting skills.
8/20 -
Piranha 3-D (2010) (Regal White Oak Stadium 14 Garner, NC) ** It's like being stuck with a
Girls Gone Wild tape that had 12 minutes of a KNB effects reel accidentally taped over it. No exploitation film, with this much nudity and violence (and there is a ton of both), should be so lifeless and limp as this effort.
8/21 -
Welcome to Spring Break (1988) (DVD) *** A slasher, incognito underneath a visored-helmet, is electrocuting Spring Breaking teens with his motorcycle. Meanwhile, John Saxon is being John Saxon.
8/25 -
Clash of the Titans (2010) (BD) *** Dare I say
"Better than the original!"? The CGI is so impressive throughout, that I actually felt that the creatures were occupying the same space as the actors. The Kraken sequence is one for the books. You want a giant monster movie, this is it. The only real quibble is Sam Worthington's anachronistic hairstyle (or lack, thereof), which really sticks out, distractingly so.
8/26 -
The Naughty Stewardesses (1975) (DVD) *** Of course a film with the marquee allure of "The Naughty Stewardesses" manages to pretty much deliver everything but the titular promise. Young, naive Connie shacks up at a stewardess pad to start her career with the airline, and is shocked by the sexually open nature of her new sky buddies. Before long though, Connie is out and about on the town, hooking up with a brooding photographer (who apparently is searching for
the woman to cure his longstanding impotence), and shacking down with a sugar daddy, who has designs on flexing his pent-up militia skills and basket sex prowess. That this all culminates in a laughable kidnapping/ransom finale didn't surprise me in the least.
8/28 -
Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010) (BD) *** Solid animation and great voicework really enhance this DC Animation effort. The highest compliment I can give this film is that it makes me want to read the original source material. Looking forward to other works from this creative group.
8/29 -
DC Showcase: Jonah Hex (2010) (BD) **** Effectively captures the feel of the comic book with an animation style that I didn't think would. Thomas Jane and Linda Hamilton lend voice work to this great short of Jonah crossing paths with a homicidal woman of the night.
8/30 - Halloween II (1981) (DVD) *** An out-of-season viewing in honor of the Weinstein scheduling prowess.
8/31 - Deep Blue Sea (1999) (BD) ***
"Einstein's theory of relativity. Grab hold of a hot pan, second can seem like an hour. Put your hands on a hot woman, an hour can seem like a second. It's all relative."Deep Blue Sea (Renny Harlin and Samuel Jackson commentary) (1999) (BD) ****
"The Sharks of The Deep Blue Sea" (1999) (DVD) ****
"When Sharks Attack! The Making of Deep Blue Sea" (1999) (DVD) ****
Ratings:
**** = Excellent
*** = Good
** = Fair
* = Poor
All titles in
bold represent first-time viewings.