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post #1 of 80
2/16/10 at 12:04pm
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And it's back.
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post #2 of 80
2/16/10 at 12:05pm
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http://chud.com/articles/articles/22...IES/Page1.html
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post #3 of 80
2/16/10 at 12:08pm
Oh, Hard Mandy is fantastic.
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post #4 of 80
2/16/10 at 12:14pm
I Love You, Man-Bat is perfect. Please, keep 'em comin'.
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post #5 of 80
2/16/10 at 12:15pm
There's this Chewer named Myers87. You should get him on this. His work is fantastic.
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post #6 of 80
2/16/10 at 12:18pm
I'm a big Hard Mandy fan.
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post #7 of 80
2/16/10 at 12:19pm
I Love You, Man-Bat is a superhero comedy caper! Set during the controversial Batman: Knightfall storyline, featuring Jason Segel (CBS's 'How I Met Your Mother.') as Jean-Paul Valley, a violent assassin-turned-superhero who dons the mantle of Batman, and Paul Rudd ('Anchorman,' 'Clueless) as Nightwing, the original Robin sidekick all grown up!

When Bruce Wayne (CSI:New York's Gary Sinise) discovers that the new Batman and his old sidekick are not a 'dynamic duo,' he sends them on an adventure to capture his most dangerous foe, the deadly Man-Bat, a horrible mutated monster, born out of scientist Kirk Langstrom (Scrubs’ John C. McGinley). Hopefully, they’ll be able to save Gotham City and forge a friendship that goes POW!

Rated PG-13 for crude humor and extreme fantasy violence [Steroid freak spine-breaking]
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post #8 of 80
2/16/10 at 12:21pm
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I have one more queued up that makes me giggle a lot.
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post #9 of 80
2/16/10 at 12:22pm
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Originally Posted by Cigam Retah View Post
I Love You, Man-Bat is a superhero comedy caper! Set during the controversial Batman: Knightfall storyline, featuring Jason Segel (CBS's 'How I Met Your Mother.') as Jean-Paul Valley, a violent assassin-turned-superhero who dons the mantle of Batman, and Paul Rudd ('Anchorman,' 'Clueless) as Nightwing, the original Robin sidekick all grown up!

When Bruce Wayne (CSI:New York's Gary Sinise) discovers that the new Batman and his old sidekick are not a 'dynamic duo,' he sends them on an adventure to capture his most dangerous foe, the deadly Man-Bat, a horrible mutated monster, born out of scientist Kirk Langstrom (Scrubs’ John C. McGinley). Hopefully, they’ll be able to save Gotham City and forge a friendship that goes POW!

Rated PG-13 for crude humor and extreme fantasy violence [Steroid freak spine-breaking]
I didn't see Michael Keaton's name anywhere? Please, explain.
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post #10 of 80
2/16/10 at 12:23pm
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I didn't see Michael Keaton's name anywhere? Please, explain.
Bunch of TV actors mostly. This is a low budget Bat-Franchise film of the early 2000's in a universe where Batman and Robin was sucessful.
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post #11 of 80
2/16/10 at 12:26pm
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I have one more queued up that makes me giggle a lot.
Is it better than Hard Mandy because I can't imagine anything better than Hard Mandy?
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post #12 of 80
2/16/10 at 12:28pm
I Love You, Man-Bat made me giggle uncontrollably.
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post #13 of 80
2/16/10 at 12:32pm
I love these, so glad to see them back. I love you Man-Bat may have to be my new desktop theme.
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post #14 of 80
2/16/10 at 12:37pm
Love these, glad to have them back, Nick!
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post #15 of 80
2/16/10 at 12:39pm
Goddamn these are both great. HARD MANDY is gonna make me unexpectedly burst into giggle fits for the entire rest of the day.

Though I will say, for my money, JAMES & THE GIANT KEACH is still my favorite. Flawless blend of idea & execution.
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post #16 of 80
2/16/10 at 12:41pm
Yeah, i was a comment on that. Probably the funniest thing to ever grace CHUD.
James and The Giant Keach.
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post #17 of 80
2/16/10 at 12:54pm
Man, I've missed these. Are all of the recent column resurrections a sign that we may soon see a return of the "This Is Not News" column?
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post #18 of 80
2/16/10 at 12:56pm
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Man, I've missed these. Are all of the recent column resurrections a sign that we may soon see a return of the "This Is Not News" column?
The full Steady Leaks are on the return.
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post #19 of 80
2/16/10 at 12:56pm
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The actual article won't go live till Thursday but I love this too much:

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post #20 of 80
2/16/10 at 1:01pm
Talk about giving an early taste...love it.
Glad to hear the leak will be back on full force.
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post #21 of 80
2/16/10 at 3:42pm
I was just wondering the other day if these would ever return. Great, great, and great.
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post #22 of 80
2/16/10 at 3:49pm
Fuck you Nick, you're making my cough worse.

Also, you'd be pleased to know that 'P.S. I Nightfuck Your Butt' made me watch half that shitty movie. It was on TV and once I saw it I just sat there thinking about the poster and giggling like a moron.
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post #23 of 80
2/16/10 at 4:21pm
Man, just the other night I was telling a friend about how the site used to run these awesome spoof movie posters, but now it was just neglected to a mb thread in-joke.. and here they are again in all their glory. And the conversation came up when he asked if there was other great retro-bits like the Throat Collector.

Basically I'm loving all these throwbacks. Better days.. better days..

Hardy Mandy will be hard to top.
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post #24 of 80
2/16/10 at 7:27pm
Nothing beats Jaw Abiding Citizen. That is classic beyond belief!
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post #25 of 80
2/16/10 at 8:56pm
Awesome.
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post #26 of 80
2/16/10 at 9:56pm
Jamie Foxx looks scared shitless in JAW ABIDING CITIZEN. The jaws of justice may be relinquished!
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post #27 of 80
2/16/10 at 10:06pm
Jaw Abiding Citizen killed me. Pure brilliance.
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post #28 of 80
2/17/10 at 3:53am
Haha.
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post #29 of 80
2/17/10 at 12:29pm
I like Jaw Abiding Citizen (it's Robert Z'dar after all) but it's no Hard Mandy.
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post #30 of 80
2/17/10 at 1:23pm
Personally I'm partial to Yul Got Served, but these are also awesome.
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post #31 of 80
2/17/10 at 6:13pm
This is a beautiful thing that's been revisited upon us.
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post #32 of 80
2/17/10 at 7:06pm
I just got a little hard mandy of my own over the return of the full steady leaks. Oh, and Jaw Abiding Citizen is a chin-shaped slice of heaven.
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post #33 of 80
2/18/10 at 12:30am
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I have another one in the can for tomorrow.
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post #34 of 80
2/18/10 at 12:38am
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Originally Posted by Nick Nunziata View Post
I have another one in the can for tomorrow.
Slang.
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post #35 of 80
2/18/10 at 1:31am
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http://chud.com/articles/articles/22...IES/Page1.html
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post #36 of 80
2/18/10 at 1:59am
I wish there was a more masculine term for what I just did for five minutes, but there isn't any word other than giggling.

Jake's face is just perfect.
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post #37 of 80
2/18/10 at 2:06am
It's the break in the tagline that fucking kills me.
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post #38 of 80
2/18/10 at 2:46am
Thank you for that.
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post #39 of 80
2/18/10 at 2:51am
That tagline slew me.
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post #40 of 80
2/18/10 at 3:04am
Crothers: Just fell out of my chair.

. . but it's no Dr. Giggles and the Women.

Thank God these are back!
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post #41 of 80
2/18/10 at 3:15am
Shit that's sexy.
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post #42 of 80
2/18/10 at 3:26am
I'm doing the scat, a scat, scat right now.
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post #43 of 80
2/18/10 at 10:25am
I would also have laughed uncontrollably at The Crothers Bloom or Four Crothers'.
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post #44 of 80
2/18/10 at 10:59am
Scatman Crothers + sexual imagery = comedy gold.
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post #45 of 80
2/18/10 at 3:41pm
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I would also have laughed uncontrollably at The Crothers Bloom or Four Crothers'.
Band of Crothers
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post #46 of 80
2/18/10 at 3:43pm
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Enjoy what you have, not what you don't!
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post #47 of 80
2/18/10 at 5:18pm
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Originally Posted by Nick Nunziata View Post
Enjoy what you have, not what you don't!
Believe me, I did. I was inspired by the fun being had in the Star Wars names thread.

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Band of Crothers
Good call. I thought of that one earlier, too, but I probably didn't want to give someone cause for a "THAT'S TV, NOT A MOVIE! CAN'T YOU READ THE THREAD TITLE?" jibe.
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post #48 of 80
2/24/10 at 4:14pm
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Kinda cute.

http://chud.com/articles/articles/22...IES/Page1.html
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post #49 of 80
2/24/10 at 4:16pm
I'd love to own that poster.
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post #50 of 80
2/24/10 at 4:27pm
Glorious, cheesy and cute, but still so glorious. I'm still giggling.
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