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Chekov's Boner missing somewhere in Canada

post #1 of 136
2/22/10 at 12:05pm
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From Gawker:

The parents of Andrew Koenig—who played Growing Pains neighbor Boner Stabone—say their son was "suffering from depression" at the time of his disappearance. Last seen on Valentine's Day, the star was in Vancouver.

Koenig—who hails from a Hollywood family (his father was Chekov in Star Trek)—was last seen February 14, when he stayed at the home of Vancouver burlesque star Jenny Magenta, who has since updated her MySpace status to "anxious" and tweeted about suicidal friends.

Sadly, my wife and I can't stop saying Boner.
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post #2 of 136
2/22/10 at 12:23pm
Boy, that's a weird lineage. It still makes me laugh that Cameron had that one girl that played his girlfriend booted because she appeared in Playboy, but had no problem with a best friend named "Boner".
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post #3 of 136
2/22/10 at 2:23pm
They should check Alameda, he is proabaly looking for "Nuclear Wessles" same as his dad.
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post #4 of 136
2/22/10 at 2:27pm
This revelation that Chekov's son played Boner has me more amazed than the fact he is missing.
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post #5 of 136
2/22/10 at 2:33pm
Sources close to him say Koenig was never the same after playing the Joker.
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post #6 of 136
2/22/10 at 3:00pm
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Originally Posted by Abbott & Prospero View Post
Sources close to him say Koenig was never the same after playing the Joker.
BOOOO! TOO SOON!

(nah, not really. and how geekish of me to know exactly what you're talking about)
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post #7 of 136
2/22/10 at 3:23pm
It must be very hard-on his friends and family.
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post #8 of 136
2/22/10 at 3:38pm
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Soon I'm going to request the thread to be renamed "Chekov's Boner is buried in Canada."
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post #9 of 136
2/22/10 at 3:40pm
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Originally Posted by Egg View Post
It must be very hard-on his friends and family.
Save me a seat in Hell for laughing at that.
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post #10 of 136
2/22/10 at 4:01pm
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Originally Posted by Jcassady View Post
Soon I'm going to request the thread to be renamed "Chekov's Boner is buried in Canada."
Woody be cremated?
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post #11 of 136
2/22/10 at 4:21pm
I think he's hiding here:
http://www.tallywackerfarm.co.uk/
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post #12 of 136
2/22/10 at 4:24pm
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Originally Posted by Egg View Post
Woody be cremated?
I just feel bad for his father, he's probably scared stiff.
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post #13 of 136
2/22/10 at 4:27pm
You never know, though. Boner could pop up anywhere.
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post #14 of 136
2/22/10 at 4:57pm
Authorities have posted a reward for anyone who can get Boner.
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post #15 of 136
2/22/10 at 5:08pm
Eh, he probably just pitched a tent somewhere. He may be hiding from someone trying to rub him out.
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post #16 of 136
2/22/10 at 5:14pm
Didn't a Xenomorph grab him a few years back?
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post #17 of 136
2/22/10 at 5:18pm
Patton Oswalt would hate this thread.
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post #18 of 136
2/22/10 at 6:26pm
I always thought Boner was in the 1991 classic Ski School. Turns out it was this guy, Stuart Fratkin.

my reality has been shattered!
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post #19 of 136
2/22/10 at 6:57pm
He seemed like a reasonable, down to earth guy. Not thick-headed or veiny at all.
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post #20 of 136
2/22/10 at 7:11pm
This must be a horrible experience for his family. I hope they find him.
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post #21 of 136
2/22/10 at 7:19pm
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Originally Posted by Phil View Post
This must be a horrible experience for his family. I hope they find him.
I read this four times looking for a pun.
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post #22 of 136
2/22/10 at 7:21pm
Good.
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post #23 of 136
2/22/10 at 7:22pm
There isn't one, is there.
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post #24 of 136
2/22/10 at 7:36pm
No, a family is missing their son and I hope he is found safely.
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post #25 of 136
2/22/10 at 7:46pm
Lame.
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post #26 of 136
2/22/10 at 7:54pm
I wonder if he left with a gun in his pocket.
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post #27 of 136
2/22/10 at 7:56pm
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Originally Posted by Phil View Post
No, a family is missing their son and I hope he is found safely.
He's a grown man who camps out at a stripper's house, not a missing child. Heartstrings not tugged.

I'm guessing this isn't the first time he's gone on a bender. Or gotten 'bent'.
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post #28 of 136
2/22/10 at 8:11pm
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Originally Posted by Jackson View Post
He's a grown man who camps out at a stripper's house, not a missing child. Heartstrings not tugged.

I'm guessing this isn't the first time he's gone on a bender. Or gotten 'bent'.
But if he was a retard you'd be weeping over it all.

I know people who know Andrew, and they say he is/was a pretty nice guy. If people want to do open mic about it, so be it - I'm the last guy to take offense at that (although would it be so hard to try and be funny?), but to dismiss it and to pass a judgment like that is shitty. Stop being shitty.
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post #29 of 136
2/22/10 at 8:27pm
Nah, I'm sure all these jokes will be hilarious once they find his dead body.
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post #30 of 136
2/22/10 at 9:43pm
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Originally Posted by t3cii View Post
Nah, I'm sure all these jokes will be hilarious once they find his dead body.
Which is looking more and more likely by the day. Andrew was clinically depressed and had refused a job just before flying to Vancouver, saying he didn't want to work anymore. He had also given away many of his possessions, and he had sent his father a depressed letter on the 14th. He likely went there to kill himself.
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post #31 of 136
2/22/10 at 10:31pm
I don't think you can go missing for a week and not be dead, unless he left the country, but then how?
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post #32 of 136
2/22/10 at 10:54pm
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Originally Posted by Andre Dellamorte View Post
I don't think you can go missing for a week and not be dead, unless he left the country, but then how?
If you don't want people to find you, I imagine the place where the Olympics is going on would be a good place to try. If it turns out he's alive and fine., and just wanted to get some time to himself, my God the embarrassment this poor guy is going to go through.
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post #33 of 136
2/22/10 at 11:14pm
Right, the thread is called; "Chekov's Boner missing...", and I'm the asshole that deserves to be called out. Whatever.
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post #34 of 136
2/22/10 at 11:47pm
So someone who's seriously depressed would head to one of the world's most busy cities to be alone? Anything is possible, I guess I'm hoping for the best, in as much as I care.

If you're going to make a joke about a dude who played a role named Boner who probably killed himself, go pitch black. What if he was depressed because he had E.D.?
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post #35 of 136
2/23/10 at 12:02am
The worst thing about this thread isn't so much that people are making light of a missing person case, but that they're doing it so badly. Seriously, boner puns is the best you can do?

Thanks to Phil for showing some class. I only know of the guy from the Never Not Funny podcast. I hope he makes it out of this.
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post #36 of 136
2/23/10 at 12:34am
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Originally Posted by Troy Nixey View Post
Well Vancouver is absolutely insane right now, tens of thousands of people on the street at all times and there's definitely shitty areas where a person could spiral into a deep dark hole if they wanted.
A bit of a side note but did hosting the Olympics inspire the city to clean up some of its run down areas? East Hastings looks like a very grim place.
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post #37 of 136
2/23/10 at 12:40am
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Originally Posted by Andre Dellamorte View Post
So someone who's seriously depressed would head to one of the world's most busy cities to be alone? Anything is possible, I guess I'm hoping for the best, in as much as I care.

If you're going to make a joke about a dude who played a role named Boner who probably killed himself, go pitch black. What if he was depressed because he had E.D.?
While that may seem world shattering, there are little blue pills.

As far as hiding out where there are millions of people, sure. As long as there weren't a lot of people he knew, it would probably be nice to melt into a crowd for a while. Or it would make the perfect stage to sneak off somewhere else. Seriously, if we can't find Osama Bin Laden, I imagine losing Richard Stubbone isn't out of the question.
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post #38 of 136
2/23/10 at 1:24am
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Originally Posted by Troy Nixey View Post
Well Vancouver is absolutely insane right now, tens of thousands of people on the street at all times and there's definitely shitty areas where a person could spiral into a deep dark hole if they wanted.
On the other hand, there are worse cities where a person could be on the street.
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post #39 of 136
2/23/10 at 2:02am
Sorry, I couldn't help myself:

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post #40 of 136
2/23/10 at 3:29am
Walter Koenig is flying up to B.C. to join the search: http://www.cbc.ca/canada/british-col...vancouver.html
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post #41 of 136
2/23/10 at 3:46am
I actually met him a few times. We have a mutual friend. Nice guy. I'm hoping he's all right and just intentionally out-of-pocket while he sorts some things out.
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post #42 of 136
2/23/10 at 4:01am
Pretty soon the only role he will be able to be cast in is as actual bones.
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post #43 of 136
2/25/10 at 8:54pm
Police in Vancover have found a body they believe to be Andrew's.
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post #44 of 136
2/25/10 at 9:09pm
Fuck, hope that's not the case.
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post #45 of 136
2/25/10 at 9:14pm
HLN said the police have confirmed the body is Andrew's, and it looks like suicide. He was 41.
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post #46 of 136
2/25/10 at 9:26pm
Damn that's fucked up. I was hoping he was holed up somewhere.
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post #47 of 136
2/25/10 at 9:29pm
Sad news.
I guess this thread becomes another 'Con' in the argument that the Forums are worth keeping...
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post #48 of 136
2/25/10 at 9:37pm
Just saw this on the news, sad but certainly expected, you can't be missing all this time with all of these signifiers and not be dead.
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post #49 of 136
2/25/10 at 10:11pm
Horrible.
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post #50 of 136
2/25/10 at 10:13pm
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Originally Posted by JacknifeJohnny View Post
Just saw this on the news, sad but certainly expected, you can't be missing all this time with all of these signifiers and not be dead.
Once I heard that he'd given his stuff away to friends, I knew this wasn't going to end well. Sad.
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