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Venus de Milo in snow to sexy for New Jersey

post #1 of 22
3/5/10 at 1:00pm
Thread Starter 
There are no words.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8551528.stm
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post #2 of 22
3/5/10 at 1:05pm
Ah, the good 'ol U.S. of A.
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post #3 of 22
3/5/10 at 1:07pm
Going to play devil's advocate for my state here, but if I were doing a nude painting outside in my yard for all to see, wouldn't my neighbors have a right to complain?
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post #4 of 22
3/5/10 at 1:13pm
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Originally Posted by Rando View Post
Going to play devil's advocate for my state here, but if I were doing a nude painting outside in my yard for all to see, wouldn't my neighbors have a right to complain?
Sure, they have the right to complain. And you have the right to tell them that it's a recreation of one of the world's most universally recognized pieces of art, they're philistines for not having a bare minimum of familiarity with art and culture to have figured that out, and to fuck right off. And this could all be done without the police having to get involved.
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post #5 of 22
3/5/10 at 1:17pm
Aah, so glad I got the fuck out of there.

I'm sure that whatever neighbor it was just didn't want to explain shit to his/her little darlings.
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post #6 of 22
3/5/10 at 1:18pm
But Dave, it would also help to have an educated police force too. The policeman also is an ignorant.
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post #7 of 22
3/5/10 at 1:21pm
They should have a radio blasting She Goes Down by Motley Crue all the time and have a pole installed in the front of her to adapt the Venus to the 21st century's sensibilities.
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post #8 of 22
3/5/10 at 1:28pm
Thread Starter 
I love this quote;

"I thought she looked more objectified and sexualised after you put the bikini on."
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post #9 of 22
3/5/10 at 1:33pm
After stringing together every appropriate swear word I could, I decided to delete my post. It's not worth it. Let the pigs happily wallow in their shit. They don't deserve art or beauty.
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post #10 of 22
3/5/10 at 1:36pm
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Actually the more I think about it the more I worry about people who would find a headless, armless, snow scuplture sexy.
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post #11 of 22
3/5/10 at 1:38pm
Forget it, Ken, it's New Jersey.
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post #12 of 22
3/5/10 at 1:39pm
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But Dave, it would also help to have an educated police force too. The policeman also is an ignorant.
Right, because I've never met a dumbass cop defore.
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post #13 of 22
3/5/10 at 2:05pm
Oh Union County, the most "Jersey" of all the NJ counties.
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post #14 of 22
3/5/10 at 2:14pm
There's probably some neighborhood kid planning a late-night "science experiment" right now on the effects of fresh semen on ice sculptures.
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post #15 of 22
3/5/10 at 2:17pm
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Originally Posted by Doc Happenin View Post
Forget it, Ken, it's New Jersey.
Far be it from me to defend ignorance, but the New Jersey angle is bullshit. Stupid isn't an indigenous fruit for us. It grows just as well across the Hudson and fuckin' thrives on the other side of the Delaware.

Short of Max Renning yourself into a Walgreens commercial, you're not going to be able to go anywhere in this country and assume some high ground.
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post #16 of 22
3/5/10 at 2:28pm
Annnnnd...joke? Sorry....? I think...

Not to say I don't disagree with you, ignorance is everywhere. But just...god damn New Jersey is all. If it were Connecticut, I'd say Connecticut, if it were Texas, I'd say 'fucking Texas'.
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post #17 of 22
3/5/10 at 2:32pm
Well, its not a very good recreation. Looks like the sculpted the mannequin in their local department store.
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post #18 of 22
3/5/10 at 2:33pm
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Originally Posted by Doc Happenin View Post
Annnnnd...joke? Sorry....? I think...

Not to say I don't disagree with you, ignorance is everywhere. But just...god damn New Jersey is all. If it were Connecticut, I'd say Connecticut, if it were Texas, I'd say 'fucking Texas'.
Seriously, Union County is like the Hellmouth.
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post #19 of 22
3/5/10 at 2:43pm
I get the too sexy thing. I mean when these are the people you have representing you on a national stage:



It makes perfect sense.
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post #20 of 22
3/5/10 at 4:03pm
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Originally Posted by Jackson View Post
Right, because I've never met a dumbass cop defore.
There's a lot, but not everyone also has a profound lack of common sense.
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post #21 of 22
3/6/10 at 4:29pm
Stuff like this (and that 'KRAFT SINGLES: AMERICA'S CHEESE' commercial) makes me embarrassed for my country.

To quote Bill Maher, I'm Swiss, sorry guys.
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post #22 of 22
3/6/10 at 8:14pm
Thats a shame , i was hoping for a "pervert fucking a snowman/woman" story here.
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