I don't understand how this situation -- and it is deeply, gloriously fucked up -- serves as a commentary about how today's teenagers are worse than the teenagers from, say, ten or twenty years ago. I went to a public middle school in a football-only town and a Jesuit high school in Ohio (the state founded by the people the South kicked out!), and saw/went through/participated in some nasty, hateful shit. A friend of mine from that high school is transgendered, and she's told me some pretty stomach-turning stories about what she went through, too. And stories like Jake's and Zooey's only prove that. What's the quote about how the most terrifying thing on earth is your average red-blooded American eighteen year old? Yeah, that.
In short, Rain Dog, stop pretending like things were better back then. Again.
That being said, Decoy Prom would be a great name for a band.