What Happens When You Film Your Wife in Love Scene with Leo

My wooing of Winslet finally worked. Sure, I'm not supposed to be within 500 yards of her, but that's what we call giving someone space, it's how relationships are maintained. Knew she'd come around eventually; must have been that picture of my penis nailed to one of her headshots that did the trick.

She deserves a better director anyway.

Away She Went.

"Sorry, darling, but had I gotten an Oscar for your picture, this wouldn't be happening to you."

To me, Winslet is the gold standard. Smart, with a good sense of humor and hot as hell. If I had the opportunity to pick one Hollywood Starlet to make Mrs. Loblaw it would be her. Im sure Mendes, being a big-time director and all, will be swimming in it...but it still has to feel like a kick to the gut to lose that.

Of course what do I know? She could be the world's biggest bitch.

Endes.

Winsleft.

This is strong although I think I got a bigger laugh out of A Swing and Amis.

She's single?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1Zxktsb_xA

Is that really the best Winslet pic TMZ could find?

Amen.

See, now I just feel bad for Mendes, even if he did make REVOLUTIONARY ROAD. No one should have to give that up.

I envy that chair.

I love her. Sucks to be him.

I'm seriously crying from laughter over here.

I had to step out into the hallway to get it out.

By the way, what's with all these recent Oscar winners suddenly dumping their hubbies soon after winning Best Actress? Just off the top of my head, I can think of Halle Berry, Hilary Swank and Reese Witherspoon. Now add Winslet. Oscar curse!

If the trend continues, I don't think Jessie James should worry as much as Sandra Bullock.

Ben Bratt was shown the door shortly after Ms. Roberts bagged her Oscar, too. Again, not married, but they were together for a few years.

And Hollywood keeps trying to typecast her as the ugly or frumpy girl. Bah!

If thats considered ugly, then I have just developed a new fetish.

Hands off she is mine! I even have permisson from the wife.

Damn it, he's got me there.

It was a trade off, she gets Christan Bale.

Double damm_ I mean, yeah thats fair.

Darren Aronofsky better watch himself.

To be fair, to Halle Berry, the guy kept cheating on her. Halle Berry.

And to be fair to Charlize Theron...he was Staurt Townsend.

What was that theory about Oscar winners dumping their husbands? Sandra Bullock no shows UK premier due to marriage rumours.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8572682.stm

The Daily Mail is reporting that Bullock's husband cheated on her while she was away shooting The Blind Side. I want Sandra to know that I will be there to comfort her during this difficult time.

Motherfucker's name is Jesse James, you can't expect him not to steal some booty while your back is turned.

Plus his first wife was a pornstar wasn't she? The standard was set!

An Award Winning Pornstar. He knows how to pick them.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Janine_Lindemulder#Awards

09-Bullock
08-Winslet
07-Cotillard
06-Mirren
05-Witherspoon
04/99-Swank
03-Theron
02-Kidman
01-Berry
00-Roberts
98-Paltrow
97-Hunt
96-McDormand
95-Sarandon
94-Lange
93-Hunter

Of that only Cotillard(not married), Mirren, McDormand, Lange, Sarandon survived a relationship right after winning. Roberts stole a man Sarandon finally ender her long run. And I bet Mirren is still a party girl.

How the hell did Helen Hunt crack that list?

Yeah, Eric Benet must have the sense of a ripe summer squash to cheat on Halle Berry, from a physical standpoint anyway. She may be a shrill nag when not radiating gorgeousness.

With no inside knowledge and no real vantage point whatsoever, I have to say Charlize Theron must be working on her blonde ice queen routine. She dumped Stuart Townsend while they were on vacation, and evidently he retreated home to Ireland, devastated. Apparently he was devoted to her, and the breakup was quite the shock. Charlize, you cruel woman! And Townsend isn't so bad - he's not had any mainstream success, true, but his early film work in Ireland is solid (see Resurrection Man) and he is, in fact, incredibly hot.

Eyeball-meltingly hot.

Nicole Kidman doesn't really count either since she was divorced BEFORE the Oscar.

It's his own fault. He keeps getting replaced before shooting begins.

You've got a real thing for the celtic lads huh CDI.

(not pointing fingers, the irish and scottish lasses murder me every time as well)

If I remember correctly, she was the only American out of the five that year.

People usually bring up the "personality" thing, and in theory, that's a good point. But you don't usually see these guys cheat on gorgeous basket cases with plain but witty, generous people.

Guilty. I have to restrain myself from making every one of my posts, no matter what the thread, relate back to Ewan McGregor, or even to start countless threads that deal with him in some way. It's a sickness, I realize that. Irrational and possibly very annoying to others, but I just can't help it.

Irish and Scottish actresses....suddenly I'm drawing a blank for anyone not English. I hate it when my brain just goes AWOL.

Tell her to watch for splinters, Ken.

Someone's a chud viewer!

In regards to the Oscar curse, the answer behind it is pretty obvious to me. The guy feels emasculated. What guy's ego could handle walking into a room and essentially disappearing as everyone swarms his more popular, more powerful significant other? How many guys can handle being on a red carpet and being told by paparazzi and reporters, "Get the fuck outta the way! SHE'S who we want to see!" He's feeling insecure and worthless. Now, the movie offers pour in like crazy after the win. She's spending less and less time at home with him, and the resentment starts to build. "Who does she think she is? She's not better than me, I'm better than her!" Now enter the other woman. Looks aren't important here, it's the ego stroke, that rush that comes from someone making him feel important and desired, something that he's not getting from his movie star wife who's halfway around the world on location right now.
I stress the looks factor because, more often than not, these guys cheat with a downgrade in the looks department. The downgrade makes him feel like the more powerful one for once, the better-looking one, the more desirable one. The woman has seen this dude on TV and treats him like he's God while his movie-star wife/girlfriend hardly has time for him anymore.

Is it really that shocking that these relationships don't last? Even if you're married to Halle Berry, if she's never home, your dick's gonna start itching for some action, won't it?

Attraction isn't the same thing as compulsion unless we're talking about a repressed fellow with some sexual hang-ups. I think you're spot-on about how a wife's success can fuck with a husband's insecurities, though. In the case of Jesse James, who would have thought that a mechanic who builds penis substitutes for the rich would have insecurities?

I completely agree with everything you say here. There seem to be 2 scenarios: the one mentioned above and the Hilary Swank/Charlize Theron version, where she dumps the less famous partner. But Stuart was DEVOTED to her. Devoted AND incredibly hot. THAT HOR.

Okay, I'm a little drunk.

That's a pretty good theory.

We would like to think, as the peasants that we are, that we wouldn't let something so superficial (and the Oscar and such attention is superficial) mess with our psyche in such a way...but, until one is in such a situation, I'm sure it's hard to tell an individual's actual breaking point.

Of course, this goes into how none of us could ever relate to such a world of celebrity to begin with. In a 24/7 fantasy landscape where impossibly gorgeous and powerful people are always in your face (and looking to take your place), it would tax even the most confident and committed of couples, I'm sure.

He gets "recast" a lot.

Once you go gold...