Chewer Mix Exchange - Spring 2010 - The Jukebox from Hell - Page 5

I will try to resisit spoiling the pain.

As for 2 and 17 on my list I actually like them but they fall into the so overplayed they have become annoying catagory.

Fuck, I forgot how terrible track 1 is. I have that hateful cover in my itunes as well.

This is what I sent NathanW:





Beside a couple of songs like the Northern Kings, it's mostly guilty pleasures/stuff I listened to. Shame on me for the Euro D & D metal. I had to cut Nightwish from there, but it belonged in this shit.

If anyone wants The Pain, let me know with a PM.

Hey now. I'll defend Dokken to my dying day.

It's not a CD of absolute crap. Most of this stuff I still listen to from times to times. But the whole hair metal movement? Pure cheese. It's pretty bad, and it aged poorly. Fuck, I removed a couple of songs from that list, and it's a setlist I listen yesterday.

Mine is total shit, but I like some of it. Burned it yesterday because I'm late like that. Sorry, radical.

Ha! I was going to toss my playlist and art-suitable-for-framing up this morning and realized that--for the sake of the children--I had deleted all traces of it. So, as I mentioned, it's up to Louris.

I think I figured out the Mega-Upload thing. Spike, let me know if it doesn't work.

Dread This Download.

Track list to come.

You might want to start that download before you read this.

(kinda NSFW...NSFEars too).

1. Milton The Monster Theme --- Milton the Monster
2. Entrails Ripped from a Virgin's Cunt --- Cannibal Corpse
3. River of Dreams --- Billy Joel
4. Sister Ray (Abridged) --- Short Attention Span
5. Common People --- William Shatner
6. Neighborhood #1 (Tunnels) --- Times New Viking
7. Star Wars Gangsta Rap --- Yoda, etc.
8. That's Not My Name --- The Ting Tings
9. Walking in Memphis --- Marc Cohn
10. LEAVE ME ALONE
11. World of Shit --- Terror Visions
12. J-J Friends --- Cast of Sesame Street
13. Street Trash --- TOBACCO
14. Long Grind (Boston/Clipse) --- SixFootLesbian
15. Party Up (James Taylor Version) --- Joe Cumia
16. SexyBack --- Rock Plaza Central
17. Gandhi II --- Weird Al Yankovic
18. Promiscuous --- Nelly Furtado & Timberland
19. ANOTHER SONG
20. Trapped In The Closet chapter 5 --- R. Kelly
21. I Sit On Acid (Soulwax Remix) --- Lords of Acid
22. On The Wings of Love (edit) ---Jeffrey Osborne
23. Closer to Spice --- Nine Inch Nails and The Spice Girls
24. These Words (I Love You, I Love You) --- Natasha Bedingfield
25. Bizarre Love Triangle --- Stabbing Westward
26. HOEDOWN
27. Mr. Roboto --- Styx
28. Voldermort Can't Stop the Rock! --- Harry & The Potters
29. Barbarella --- Scott Weiland

Yeah, that was painfull. Except track 11 which, god help me I kind of like.

You have no idea how close I was to using track 2, Parker. More power to you having the nerve to take the asshole leap I could not.

I'm kinda frightened to know what horrors were inflicted upon track 6 that makes it worthy of inclusion here.

Glorious. Worst, I have the CD (some "friend" gave me that...).

A friend burned a copy for me. I actually kinda like it!

The Cannibal Corpse song is beyond awful. The only reason I have it on file is because my friend and I once played a game called "lets find the worst titled song ever, download it and send it to each other." I won.

Pretty much the Google search that led me to that song years back too. The rabbit hole gets deeper when you realize, yes, that's EXACTLY what that song is about.

Jesus. I mean, it figures, but I never really realized because I can't understand what the fuck the guy is "singing." It all sounds like MURR MURR MURR to me.

Take your time!

Jake, ya got an address yet?

Jake's homeless. It's just him, his muscles, an old beat up laptop and what's left of his pride on some street corner somewhere.

And his slow cooker. Never forget that.

Thought I'd share the weirdness here, check the links in the playlist below. Most are youtube video's (I highly recommend the glorious mindfuck of EDELWEISS), some are something else. At the bottom there's the DL link for the whole shebang, for those who think they can stomach it.

Enjoy! And here the DL: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=X7JJE980

He sent you Mme St-Onge? HOLY SHIT.

I'm not a nice man. And that wasn't even the worst.. try sitting through that GISSUR guy.

My list is really kind of weak but there you go.

Boney M-Rasputin
Mike and the Mechanics-The Living Years
Wham Rap-Wham
Rpller Jubilee-Al Di Meola
I ain't gonna bump no more (with no big fat woman)-Joe Tex
Eternity's Breath Part 2
I can tell-Al Di Meola
Boney M-Ma Baker
Stop the World-Extreme
L'America-The Doors
Breakfast at Tiffany's-Deep Blue Something
Wishing I was lucky-Wet Wet Wet
Wake me up Boo-Boo Radleys
What's Up-4 Non Blondes
Heaven-Bryan Adams
Everything I do (I do it for you)-Bryan Adams

Easily the most embarrassing things that Al has ever done. He's one of my favorite musicians, but MAN...

You're a bad person.