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post #1 of 30
3/22/10 at 3:17pm
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My cousin had posted this on her facebook profile and apparently several of her friends thinks this is great stuff. If anything this damn kid scared the hell out of me!

Please watch it all the way through and notice how the baby's voice changes - I think that is when he was taken over by some evil spirit!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMzwAEI56-4

Seriously, how in the hell does anyone find this shit uplifting!
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post #2 of 30
3/22/10 at 3:21pm
I could not answer that for you, Eileen. I also find that video deeply unsettling!

EDIT: It really kind of cements in my mind the RELIGION=CHILD ABUSE thing that Bill Maher is fond of saying. What kind of person turns their baby into a ranting raving evangelizing nut job?
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post #3 of 30
3/22/10 at 3:36pm
creepy baby
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post #4 of 30
3/22/10 at 3:36pm
Does it say something awful about me that I found that video hilarious? Maybe I shouldn't have kids.

But, yes, it's awful. Truly awful.
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post #5 of 30
3/22/10 at 3:37pm
Someone needs to take care of that child before it's adopted by Gregory Peck.
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post #6 of 30
3/22/10 at 3:38pm
Reminded me of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Q-6H4xOUrs, but probably just because it's all gibberish to me haha.
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post #7 of 30
3/22/10 at 3:40pm
Wow.

That baby is a genius, he's providing a satire of what one of these preachers does everyday and is being praised for his criticism of what they do. He's mocking them, and they don't even know it.
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post #8 of 30
3/22/10 at 3:40pm
I don't see why people think this is religious, it's just a baby running around yelling into a mic.
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post #9 of 30
3/22/10 at 3:41pm
This kid'll be addicted to porn and meth within 15 years. I'm reminded of Chris Rock's bit about kids that never had a chance.
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post #10 of 30
3/22/10 at 3:41pm
I keep thinking about Louis C. K.'s bits about his daughter. Seems applicable here. "What the hell are these people clapping for? This preacher sucks. That kid's an idiot - it's gibberish! It's not even words! I'm not learning shit from this asshole. BOOOO"
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post #11 of 30
3/22/10 at 3:47pm
Oh, please tell me that kid is the reincarnation of Sam Kinnison, cuz that would rock my world.
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post #12 of 30
3/22/10 at 4:01pm
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Originally Posted by Trejo View Post
Reminded me of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Q-6H4xOUrs, but probably just because it's all gibberish to me haha.
And we come full circle...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZFRT...eature=related
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post #13 of 30
3/22/10 at 4:04pm
The kid makes about as much sense as the adults there, so they're in good company.
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post #14 of 30
3/22/10 at 4:10pm
The real tragedy here is that the comments have been disabled. They'd have been something to behold.
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post #15 of 30
3/22/10 at 4:17pm
time to start feeding these dudes to lions again
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post #16 of 30
3/22/10 at 5:13pm
Baby Geniuses Part 3 just wrote itself.
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post #17 of 30
3/22/10 at 5:21pm
Baby Genius Camp
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post #18 of 30
3/22/10 at 5:31pm
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Originally Posted by Ratty View Post
Baby Geniuses Part 3 just wrote itself.
Baby Geniuses 3: Baptism by (Paci)Fire
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post #19 of 30
3/22/10 at 5:33pm
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Originally Posted by ElCapitanAmerica View Post
Wow.

That baby is a genius, he's providing a satire of what one of these preachers does everyday and is being praised for his criticism of what they do. He's mocking them, and they don't even know it.
Exactly what I was thinking... great satire on being a preacher.
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post #20 of 30
3/22/10 at 7:23pm
That video was creepy and depressing, but this thread made it all better.
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post #21 of 30
3/22/10 at 7:59pm
All he does is shuffle around and scream "Uncle".

*I* CAN DO THAT!
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post #22 of 30
3/22/10 at 8:25pm
The fist pumping and bunny hop make that kid my new hero.

EDIT: The creepy music just adds to the awesomeness.
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post #23 of 30
3/22/10 at 10:47pm
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post #24 of 30
3/23/10 at 11:06am
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Originally Posted by Mattioli
Someone needs to take care of that child before it gets adopted by Gregory Peck.
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Originally Posted by The Rain Dog View Post
Indeed, Rain Dog, indeed.
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post #25 of 30
3/23/10 at 6:03pm
I cant be the only one who pictured someone punting that little...thing like Ike in South Park, right?
Right?
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post #26 of 30
3/23/10 at 7:30pm
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Originally Posted by bendrix View Post
Does it say something awful about me that I found that video hilarious? Maybe I shouldn't have kids.
A baby acting like Hitler? What's not to like?

Terrifying, sure, but in a funny way.
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post #27 of 30
3/24/10 at 12:32am
It needs subtitles.
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post #28 of 30
3/24/10 at 12:54am
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Originally Posted by Zweit View Post
A baby acting like Hitler? What's not to like?

Terrifying, sure, but in a funny way.
All children are essentially sociopaths anyway.*


* - excluding, obviously, my perfectly angelic daughter.**


** - not really; that kid is fucking Satan incarnate. If we didn't lock her door I swear she'd creep up to our room, kill us, and feast on our delicious lung-meat
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post #29 of 30
4/2/10 at 12:27am
No Chavez....that's the cats.

Assuming they can be bothered to break in new slaves.

The daughter will wait until she's fourteen. And it's not your lungmeat she'll feast on. Your soul should be extra ripe by then.
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post #30 of 30
4/2/10 at 1:10am
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Originally Posted by Anderson View Post
It needs subtitles.
Well hell, here you go.

Makes the kid sound a bit like a tiny Henry Rollins.
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