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post #51 of 129
3/23/10 at 8:16pm
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man if I had a dollar for every woman I slept with whose face was "off" I'd have three or four dollars
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The party don't start till I walk in... to her vagina.
Both of these made me laugh like crazy.

And I'm afraid I must concur with Phil's take on the matter. Of course, I'd hate myself afterwards but that's pretty much standard these days.
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post #52 of 129
3/23/10 at 8:18pm
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I still want to hear stels Greek pop "Real Ode To Parties". That made me laugh so hard the milk came out of my nose.
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post #53 of 129
3/23/10 at 8:25pm
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And I'm afraid I must concur with Phil's take on the matter. Of course, I'd hate myself afterwards but that's pretty much standard these days.
Nothing a long cry in the shower cant fix, Tommy-boy.
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post #54 of 129
3/23/10 at 8:38pm
"I could eat a Kei$ha for hours."

Never change, Jake. Never.

I maintain that "Don't Trust Me" is the worst hit single in years.
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post #55 of 129
3/23/10 at 8:39pm
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And come on, not all continents can have Kylie being awesome and giving drill kicks.
Ugh, that movie was one big missed opportunity to have Kylie prance around in the onesie thong.
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post #56 of 129
3/23/10 at 8:46pm
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Ugh, that movie was one big missed opportunity to have Kylie prance around in the onesie thong.
Tis the truth, preacher man!
Also, it had another big missed opportunity:

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post #57 of 129
3/23/10 at 8:48pm
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I maintain that "Don't Trust Me" is the worst hit single in years.
My god, Rath and I agree on a pop question.

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post #58 of 129
3/23/10 at 8:48pm
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Originally Posted by RathBandu View Post
I maintain that "Don't Trust Me" is the worst hit single in years.
Never heard it (at least I don't think so). But Ke$ha's new single "Blah Blah Blah" is all sorts of terrible. I had to fast forward it on American Idol last week and I can generally tolerate a lot of crappy pop songs.
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post #59 of 129
3/23/10 at 8:49pm
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When Diva and Rath are passing on pop songs you know they're worse than cancer of the arse.
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post #60 of 129
3/23/10 at 8:53pm
"Don't Trust Me" is one concentrated dose of woman-hatin'. It's the Ebola of misogyny. Yes, worse than Single Ladies.
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post #61 of 129
3/23/10 at 8:59pm
Proof that autotune can make anyone a star. Opie and Anthony recruited a middle aged woman who had never heard of Tik Tok before to sing the lyrics using autotune. She pretty much sounds like Ke$ha.

Also, Miss K didn't learn the lesson of wearing underpants from her predecessors Brit Brit and LiLo.

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post #62 of 129
3/23/10 at 9:09pm
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Originally Posted by RathBandu View Post
"Don't Trust Me" is one concentrated dose of woman-hatin'. It's the Ebola of misogyny. Yes, worse than Single Ladies.
Do you have a post about Single Ladies on the music board somewhere? I'd love to read a dissection of that one.
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post #63 of 129
3/23/10 at 9:23pm
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Do you have a post about Single Ladies on the music board somewhere? I'd love to read a dissection of that one.
Actually, that was my little musical meltdown last year.

Gotta agree with Rath tho, "Don't Trust Me" is much much worse. It's like the soundtrack to date rape - and these two fucking pricks have only become more famous since.

What the hells going on with US pop right now? It seems to have backed itself into a really obnoxiously douchey and skanky corner lately.
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post #64 of 129
3/23/10 at 9:24pm
Kesha might be terrible, but at least she's not those LMFAO motherfuckers.

They apparently got into a bit of a scuffle with Mitt Romney, and for the first time ever, I found myself in the curious position of hoping that a mormon republican would stomp the shit out of some motherfuckers.

For the sake of the rest of you, I sincerly hope that this is some kind of midwestern college girl shit, and the rest of your ears have remained unsoiled until now:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBRhoB5V_fA
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post #65 of 129
3/23/10 at 9:28pm
!3oh3! is fucking awful, but I kind of like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U631FGnXDXY
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post #66 of 129
3/23/10 at 9:29pm
Well, it's official, I hate this thread for introducing so much damn pain in my life. Screw you all!
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post #67 of 129
3/23/10 at 9:30pm
10 of the worst Ke$ha lyrics.





What's not to love?
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post #68 of 129
3/23/10 at 9:34pm
Ha! Ha! I like this one.



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For the sake of the rest of you, I sincerly hope that this is some kind of midwestern college girl shit, and the rest of your ears have remained unsoiled until now:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBRhoB5V_fA
Of course Will.I.Am is connected to these guys.
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post #69 of 129
3/23/10 at 9:36pm
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...and then if she's surrounded by drunken douches at some LA party wanting to show her where their dicks are at, she'll somehow be shocked at the notion.

Ugh.
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post #70 of 129
3/23/10 at 9:38pm
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Originally Posted by Mezz View Post
Kesha might be terrible, but at least she's not those LMFAO motherfuckers.

They apparently got into a bit of a scuffle with Mitt Romney, and for the first time ever, I found myself in the curious position of hoping that a mormon republican would stomp the shit out of some motherfuckers.

For the sake of the rest of you, I sincerly hope that this is some kind of midwestern college girl shit, and the rest of your ears have remained unsoiled until now:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBRhoB5V_fA
That is officially the worst thing that I have ever experienced, and I've been hit by a car.
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post #71 of 129
3/23/10 at 9:47pm
This thread is a sickness, and the only cure is "Ignition."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6y_4_b6RS8
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post #72 of 129
3/23/10 at 10:21pm
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
Proof that autotune can make anyone a star. Opie and Anthony recruited a middle aged woman who had never heard of Tik Tok before to sing the lyrics using autotune. She pretty much sounds like Ke$ha.
If only Daft Punk had known that Discovery was going to unleash a plague upon our ears.....
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post #73 of 129
3/23/10 at 11:55pm
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...and then if she's surrounded by drunken douches at some LA party wanting to show her where their dicks are at, she'll somehow be shocked at the notion.

Ugh.
man don't badmouth me in public at least send me a PM beforehand
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post #74 of 129
3/24/10 at 7:27am
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Originally Posted by RathBandu View Post
This thread is a sickness, and the only cure is "Ignition."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6y_4_b6RS8
Nooooo it's hot and fresh out the kitchen
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post #75 of 129
3/24/10 at 9:27am
About once a year, some new female pop singer grabs my interest, and I like them, no matter what. Ke$ha is doing that right now (and yes, I did do the dollar sign, dammit). I've gone from Lily Allen to Lady Sovereign to Katy Perry and now Ke$ha. Even my wife, who splits her satellite radio listening time between news talk and "Hits 1", can't understand why I like her. I have no excuse.
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post #76 of 129
3/24/10 at 10:06am
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Of course Will.I.Am is connected to these guys.
Fuck that guy and the Black Eyed Peas. "I'M A BE I'M A BE I'M A BE I'M A BE I'M A BE I'M A BE I'M A BE I'M A BE I'M A BE I'M A BE I'M A BE I'M A BE I'M A BE I'M A BE I'M A BE I'M A BE I'M A BE I'M A BE"


FUCK
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post #77 of 129
3/24/10 at 10:22am
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Originally Posted by RathBandu View Post
This thread is a sickness, and the only cure is "Ignition."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6y_4_b6RS8
I'll see your "Ignition" and raise you an "You Remind Me of Something".

You remind me of my jeep, I wanna ride it
Something like my sound, I wanna pump it
Girl you look just like my cars, I wanna wax it
And something like my bank account
I wanna spend it, baby
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post #78 of 129
3/24/10 at 10:27am
The Black Eyed Peas are the epitome of the fact that a hit song can be made purely from a catchy beat with inane lyrics. Especially if you just repeat those lyrics over and over again.
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post #79 of 129
3/24/10 at 10:31am
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Actually, that was my little musical meltdown last year.
I doubt this message board ever produced anything greater than the tangent about It's Raining Men in that thread.
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post #80 of 129
3/24/10 at 10:34am
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Originally Posted by Andrew Merriweather View Post
Nooooo it's hot and fresh out the kitchen
Cristal poppin in the stretch Navigator/They got food everywhere as if the party was catered...

Also, I posted this elsewhere, but I'm pretty sure this is sonic Kryptonite to a lot of people in this thread.
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post #81 of 129
3/24/10 at 12:35pm
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Originally Posted by RathBandu View Post
Also, I posted this elsewhere, but I'm pretty sure this is sonic Kryptonite to a lot of people in this thread.
Put down the auto-tune and step away from the mixing board. No one needs to get hurt here but I will reprogram your board with an axe if you don't hand it over now.
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post #82 of 129
3/24/10 at 2:06pm
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Originally Posted by Martianman View Post
The Black Eyed Peas are the epitome of the fact that a hit song can be made purely from a catchy beat with inane lyrics. Especially if you just repeat those lyrics over and over again.
It also helps to repeat the song over and over again, via radio and asshole dj's.

Fuck I really hate most dj's. The ones that spin the exact same set night after night, week after week, month after month. I live in central Florida, and there's this one asshole... actually, several assholes but we'll focus on just this one, who will be playing some music that people are dancing to, and then he goes batshit with trance remixes of whatever top 40 songs are out (especially Black Eyed Peas). The dancefloor empties because no one in the venue cares to hear that shit (he dj's in a bar where there's a small dance area, not an actual club) around here. That style of music is more popular down in south Miami and even there I see people stop and roll their eyes when it starts to play, but here nobody cares for it at all. Douche.
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post #83 of 129
3/24/10 at 2:14pm
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
All I know is she brushes her teeth with a bottle of Jack. That and she butchered Radiohead's "Karma" at a school talent show when she was 13.
Hey, give her a break. Her junior high probably didn't have auto-tune.
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post #84 of 129
3/24/10 at 4:25pm
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Its okay, you'd still shit it out in seconds.
You avatar still creeps me out more, though.
"Bobby!"
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post #85 of 129
3/24/10 at 4:38pm
The thing that bugs me most about Black Eyed Peas is that every one of their songs seems to be three or four different songs mashed together, as if they didn't have the chops to finish them and just threw the pieces together. There's the Fergie part, the Will.i.am part, etc.
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post #86 of 129
3/25/10 at 1:05am
The way Fergie says "L'chaim" negates anything bad about that song, and the Black Eyed Peas in general. It's just so pretty.

Put it another way: They're so 3008, this thread's 200 and late.
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post #87 of 129
3/25/10 at 1:10am
How do you people know who this chick is? I get my pop culture trash fill from The Soup and the Tyler Durden blog but my mind is pulling a blank here.
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post #88 of 129
3/25/10 at 6:07am
Hey, guys, I just listened to Justin Bieber's 'Baby Baby' for the first time!

I'm now counting the days till his balls drop so I can kick him in them.
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post #89 of 129
3/25/10 at 10:10am
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How do you people know who this chick is? I get my pop culture trash fill from The Soup and the Tyler Durden blog but my mind is pulling a blank here.
I know her music simply from exposure to it when out and about at clubs and bars at night, and friends who listen to the radio for some reason.
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post #90 of 129
3/25/10 at 10:31am
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson View Post
The thing that bugs me most about Black Eyed Peas is that every one of their songs seems to be three or four different songs mashed together, as if they didn't have the chops to finish them and just threw the pieces together. There's the Fergie part, the Will.i.am part, etc.
I still hold fast that "My Humps" rips off the beat from "Egyptian Lover".
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post #91 of 129
3/25/10 at 11:32am
The lovely lady lumps, however, are all theirs.
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post #92 of 129
3/25/10 at 11:43am
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The lovely lady lumps, however, are all theirs.
Ungh.
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post #93 of 129
3/25/10 at 11:44am
Come now Jake. You know she's got you speeeeendin' OOOH spendin' all your money on her and all your time on her

WATCHOO GON' DO WITH ALL THAT ASS

ALL THAT ASS INSIDE THEM JEANS
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post #94 of 129
3/25/10 at 11:47am
There has only been one Black Eyed Peas song that I've liked in the past few years, a song called "Like That" which was on the album before this newest one, I think. Featured Talib Kweli and Cee Lo and was an actual good song (if you appreciate hip-hop).
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post #95 of 129
3/25/10 at 12:14pm
Many of the outfits discussed in here strike me as musical examples of Poe's Law - you get the impression that these outfits at least started out as send-ups of current pop music (I know ppl who claim to enjoy 3OH!3 in particular on this level) but they revel in it so much & managed to accrue so much success off of being taken unironically that it's impossible to really tell.

Satire or not though, it's all still garbage to me.
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post #96 of 129
3/25/10 at 12:41pm
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Originally Posted by Andrew Merriweather View Post
Come now Jake. You know she's got you speeeeendin' OOOH spendin' all your money on her and all your time on her

WATCHOO GON' DO WITH ALL THAT ASS

ALL THAT ASS INSIDE THEM JEANS
That was totally a pelvic-thrusting "Ungh." and not an "Ungh." of revulsion.
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post #97 of 129
3/25/10 at 5:49pm
Cannot be unseen.

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post #98 of 129
3/25/10 at 6:26pm
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Cannot be unseen.
That basically capsized my brain.
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post #99 of 129
3/25/10 at 6:28pm
Hot!
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post #100 of 129
3/25/10 at 8:42pm
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Originally Posted by Jesse The Mind View Post
Many of the outfits discussed in here strike me as musical examples of Poe's Law - you get the impression that these outfits at least started out as send-ups of current pop music (I know ppl who claim to enjoy 3OH!3 in particular on this level) but they revel in it so much & managed to accrue so much success off of being taken unironically that it's impossible to really tell.

Satire or not though, it's all still garbage to me.
That's pretty much my response when people try to explain to me with a straight face that Lady fucking Gaga is some ironic post-modern statement on modern celebrity and pop rather than simply being the most irritating and pretentious pop star currently residing on planet earth.
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