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Heidi Klum eating pizza

post #1 of 47
3/25/10 at 5:27pm
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Completely gratuitous thread, but I am amused as well as confused as to why Heidi would fold her pizza horizontally and not vertically.

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post #2 of 47
3/25/10 at 5:28pm
German efficiency.
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post #3 of 47
3/25/10 at 5:31pm
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Except you can get more pizza in your mouth at once folding the other way.
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post #4 of 47
3/25/10 at 5:32pm
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
Except you can get more pizza in your mouth at once folding the other way.
But folding it that way keeps the grease off her clothes and on her pizza.
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post #5 of 47
3/25/10 at 5:34pm
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Originally Posted by Cuchulain View Post
But folding it that way keeps the grease off her clothes and on her pizza.
Exactly.

I'm not saying it isn't another strike against Germany, but it is effective.
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post #6 of 47
3/25/10 at 5:38pm
There are stranger ways to eat a pizza: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=401K1...eature=related
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post #7 of 47
3/25/10 at 5:42pm
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Originally Posted by Cuchulain View Post
But folding it that way keeps the grease off her clothes and on her pizza.
So grease only slides off pizza in one direction? Also, she's eating from the side, from which grease can still squirt out. Still, I feel compelled to grab a slice and try this out more myself.
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post #8 of 47
3/25/10 at 5:44pm
But there is less concentration of grease and when folding vertically, it makes a perfect grease canal.
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post #9 of 47
3/25/10 at 5:44pm
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That's what she said!
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post #10 of 47
3/25/10 at 5:44pm
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
So grease only slides off pizza in one direction? Also, she's eating from the side, from which grease can still squirt out.
The triangular shape of the pizza makes the pizza a practically edible funnel for grease when folded the tradition way. Folding it the way she is contains the probability that she's get something on her clothes, it doesn't eliminate it. You'd have to forgo the pizza altogether to do that. Edit: beat by Jcassady. Also, a little worried about the similarities in posts on this subject.
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post #11 of 47
3/25/10 at 5:48pm
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You two do seem to know a lot about grease canals.
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post #12 of 47
3/25/10 at 7:46pm
Only eleven posts in and I already love this thread.
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post #13 of 47
3/25/10 at 7:50pm
if any local ladies want to hang out and let me trundle their grease canal PM me
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post #14 of 47
3/25/10 at 8:00pm
Why doesn't she just eat a Calzone if she is going to fold it in such a manner? This is madness!
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post #15 of 47
3/25/10 at 8:07pm
This thread totally reminds me of an ancient MAD bit from one of their paperbacks my big brother had (ah, childhood in the 70s). Something like Ten Ways To Eat Pizza, from straight on to rolled up into a tube, each listing advantages and disadvantages, and all concluding with getting "cheese, grease, and sauce all over your $300 charcoal gray suit."

Why the hell I remember this, I do not know.
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post #16 of 47
3/25/10 at 8:38pm
Did somebody order... a pizza?

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post #17 of 47
3/25/10 at 8:49pm
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Originally Posted by Tim Long View Post
There are stranger ways to eat a pizza: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=401K1...eature=related
No joke I cut my pizza with scissors long before I saw Cobra.
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post #18 of 47
3/25/10 at 8:52pm
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Originally Posted by OCallaghan View Post
Why doesn't she just eat a Calzone if she is going to fold it in such a manner? This is madness!
*looks over shoulder*

"madness? THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

*kicks Calzone into nonsensical pit*
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post #19 of 47
3/25/10 at 8:53pm
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Originally Posted by Jake View Post
if any local ladies want to hang out and let me trundle their grease canal PM me
Sadly, this isn't an innuendo.
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post #20 of 47
3/25/10 at 8:53pm
Would she fold Pizza the Hut vertically or horizontally?
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post #21 of 47
3/25/10 at 9:22pm
I cut pizza with scissors for years before ever hearing about Cobra, which I've yet to see. I'm not weird.
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post #22 of 47
3/25/10 at 10:21pm
If you've not seen Cobra, then you're not an American. I demand to see your birth certificate. Socialist!
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post #23 of 47
3/26/10 at 1:02am
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Originally Posted by Jake View Post
if any local ladies want to hang out and let me trundle their grease canal PM me
pm sent.
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post #24 of 47
3/26/10 at 2:10am
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Originally Posted by Luca S. View Post
No joke I cut my pizza with scissors long before I saw Cobra.
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Originally Posted by mcnooj82 View Post
I cut pizza with scissors for years before ever hearing about Cobra, which I've yet to see. I'm not weird.
May I inquire why?
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post #25 of 47
3/26/10 at 2:21am
goddamn foreigners
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post #26 of 47
3/26/10 at 2:23am
Why I use scissors? Or why haven't I seen Cobra?

The reason for both is that I don't have a pizza cutter.
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post #27 of 47
3/26/10 at 2:25am
Both. Start with the scissors.
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post #28 of 47
3/26/10 at 2:25am
This thread has taught me so much.
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post #29 of 47
3/26/10 at 2:26am
I bet you pizza cutters eat Snickers with a knife and fork.
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post #30 of 47
3/26/10 at 2:44am
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Originally Posted by billylove View Post
I bet you pizza cutters eat Snickers with a knife and fork.
And m&ms in bowl and with a spoon.

And it cant be posted enough:



Only a few select men can cut pizza and look badass.
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post #31 of 47
3/26/10 at 4:37am
Heh, I actually do the M&Ms in the bowl with a spoon, preferably after they have been chilled in the fridge for a day. Deeeeeeeeee-licious!
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post #32 of 47
3/26/10 at 5:59am
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Originally Posted by ryoken View Post
Only a few select men can cut pizza and look badass.
While wearing leather gloves too, I might add. Few things in the history of man ever made less sense than this scene.
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post #33 of 47
3/26/10 at 8:58am
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Originally Posted by mcnooj82 View Post
I cut pizza with scissors for years before ever hearing about Cobra, which I've yet to see. I'm not weird.
The only place I've ever seen scissors employed to cut pizza was France. They used paramedics shears then rolled the slice into some newspaper. Not weird, just different. As in weird different.

I'm a hick from way back so I use a knife to cut everything, even my paper snowflakes. NOT WEIRD.

Edit: Need more tongue action in the Heidi photo. How is she going to control the grease?
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post #34 of 47
3/26/10 at 9:51am
After all this scissoring to avoid grease canals, I'm not sure what to think of this thread anymore.
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post #35 of 47
3/26/10 at 10:49am
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Originally Posted by Jcassady View Post
After all this scissoring to avoid grease canals, I'm not sure what to think of this thread anymore.
***SPOILERS***











































































<insert Antichrist reference here>
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post #36 of 47
3/26/10 at 11:44am
My wife's grandmother, 100% Italian, cut her pizza with scissors. She grew up in South Philly, just like Stallone. What I'm saying is Cobra obviously learned it from my wife's grandmother.
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post #37 of 47
3/26/10 at 1:35pm
Actually, I only use the scissors to cut a whole pizza into 8 slices. I don't actually use the scissors to cut a slice of pizza into small pieces... WHAT A WEIRDO!
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post #38 of 47
3/26/10 at 1:36pm
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post #39 of 47
3/26/10 at 1:47pm
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You scissor cutting pizza people are weird. It's less weird than those bizarro Chicagoans who cut their pizza's into squares. Pizza is round you numnuts!

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post #40 of 47
3/26/10 at 1:51pm
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
You scissor cutting pizza people are weird. It's less weird than those bizarro Chicagoans who cut their pizza's into squares. Pizza is round you numnuts!
Judas Booth is going to have a fucking stroke when he clicks on this thread.
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post #41 of 47
3/26/10 at 1:59pm
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You scissor cutting pizza people are weird. It's less weird than those bizarro Chicagoans who cut their pizza's into squares. Pizza is round you numnuts!
Old Forge, Pennsylvania--the acknowledged Pizza Capital of the World--begs to differ.
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post #42 of 47
3/26/10 at 2:01pm
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
You scissor cutting pizza people are weird. It's less weird than those bizarro Chicagoans who cut their pizza's into squares. Pizza is round you numnuts!
I fucking HATE these little pizza squares. HATE THEM. If it isn't pie cut, I don't want to eat it.
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post #43 of 47
3/26/10 at 2:03pm
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Originally Posted by Mattioli View Post
Old Forge, Pennsylvania--the acknowledged Pizza Capital of the World--begs to differ.
This is fine because the pizza isn't round. The way it is sliced maximizes the shape of the food.

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Originally Posted by Judas Booth View Post
I fucking HATE these little pizza squares. HATE THEM. If it isn't pie cut, I don't want to eat it.
Totally. And part of the deliciousness of pizza is the crust. Those squares in the middle are just heaping piles of greasy cheese. How are you supposed to eat those. With a fork and knife? Defeats the purpose of pizza.
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post #44 of 47
3/26/10 at 2:04pm
I was going to go to the little workout center at my apartment complex, but now I'm going to go get some pizza instead. See what you people have done to me?
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post #45 of 47
3/26/10 at 2:12pm
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
This is fine because the pizza isn't round. The way it is sliced maximizes the shape of the food.
This response is acceptable.
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Totally. And part of the deliciousness of pizza is the crust. Those squares in the middle are just heaping piles of greasy cheese. How are you supposed to eat those. With a fork and knife? Defeats the purpose of pizza.
Yeah, it ceases to be finger food. That's just foolish.
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post #46 of 47
3/26/10 at 11:40pm
The most underrated part of that Cobra scene has always been the fact that he inexplicably puts his newspaper on the grill before he walks in the house. WTF?
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post #47 of 47
3/28/10 at 7:56pm
He uses it in a chimney lighter to light the charcoal for the grill? Makes some sense since it means it's right there as opposed to having to go looking for it before grilling.
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